- Welcome to Keith, Kelsey's here,
today we're looking at the houses
that you built for the Try Guys.
I'm gonna look at your houses,
I'm gonna judge them, I'm gonna pick one.
Gosh, I hope I pick a nice one.
I hope you guys built a lot, I haven't looked at all.
I saw some people tweet at me that they built some houses,
but I tried not to look at them.
Except for the one that looked
like a boner, couldn't resist.
(upbeat funky music)
Where do I go?
- Open the gallery.
- You go to Community.
- Oh, I'm a part of a community.
(harp music)
- Go to hashtag, put in "Try Guys House".
- Six houses, that is not enough.
A million and three people have watched that video
and six people made me a house?
- Maybe we should just search "Try Guys House."
- Yeah, I don't even see the boner.
Try Guys House, all right, look at this,
we got a lot of houses, oh my God,
the market is blowing up.
Houses have never been so, wow, this is a lot of houses.
I didn't expect this much.
This one is appealing to me right off the bat.
It's got weird steeples, jungle gym in the backyard,
there's a park nearby, great, I hope it's
in a good school district, how do I look at this house?
How to explore?
- You can, like, click these different photos
to kinda see the different
size of them - Wait I can't, like
dive into the house?
I can't experience this house on the outside,
you don't ask somebody to buy a house
just from the listing in the paper.
Yeah, I wanna be able to look at
the house - So you want to individually
place every house that we look at today?
- Who built this house, crazy4az2, your house is now
in our game whether or not I use it for the Try Guys.
Congratulations crazy4az2, you're a hero to millions.
This house screams church.
I can't get in, I'm stuck outside.
Let me in the house! Let me in!
Where is the stuff in my house?
Take off the roof of my house.
- Nope, nope, don't do it.
Sometimes I don't know whether or not
to just help you fix it, or just to wait.
- How do I get in?
- Click this guy right there.
- Wow, I hate the floor, these couches don't match,
there's a time machine?
- It is a whipped cream cupcake factory!
- Okay, that's dope, I like that.
This room is stupid, it must be for Zach.
Is this a toilet?
The toilet's in the living room next to a child toilet?
I like the fun that you had making it,
but ultimately this is not a house for the Try Guys.
Oh my God!
(Kelsey laughs)
This is by miriam1119
- [Both] In budget.
- Thank you for being fiscally responsible.
The curb appeal is magnificent.
Wow, I love the house, the Try Guys would all
equally love this house, the design is perfect,
the outside screams Keith.
Let's go inside.
I have to commend them in giving everyone
an equal amount of square footage,
the bathroom is quaint, maybe we spent
a little too much money on the outside,
but I cannot blame you.
There's so many houses.
I like the glass. - The glass is nice.
- I don't any secrets when I live at home.
- KurlieDino, thank you for this glass house.
- Let's take a look.
- Oh, and you already,
- click it, - Oh, I stole a window.
This is the second floor, it looks like this is Ned's room,
this looks like Zach room down here.
Everyone is really embracing Zach's child body.
This big triceratops, hey,
all you triceratops out there, I see you.
(dinosaur noise)
I assume that this is Keith's because it's got blue squares.
This does not scream Eugene to me, but the giant window
next to his bed where he stands naked does.
I like the upstairs, you know, it's quaint,
it's just bedrooms, there's no bathroom upstairs.
I don't about you, but I pee every morning
at 6a.m. which is an hour before I wanna wake up
and it's infuriating, but if I had to go downstairs
I would kill myself.
This house is beautiful.
- It's a great house.
- Great house, but a four bed, one bath.
The pool is filled with lava?
- No, it's just red, or it is lava.
- Either way, I don't think many guests
will wanna get in the red.
I have a child in the house! Zach will drown.
I love this house, but a four bed, one bath
with a lot of pool just will not cut it
for a child in the home.
Try Guys House, Try Guys House, Try Guys House.
I wanna see that penis one because it was very fun.
This one has a BuzzFeed trending logo on it,
let's look at it. - That's cute! FluffyBunny199.
- Well FluffyBunny, let's see how fluffy your buildings are.
- [Both] Wow!
- It's got these vomiting fish by the monkey bars,
a spaceship from the park, then you walk in,
on your right, is a brown baby grand, beautiful.
On the left is a work station for us
to get some fucking work done. - Wait no, actually it looks
kind of like...
- That is how we sit. - a BuzzFeed office.
- So the kitchen is great, the bar is very fun.
I like the energy flow in this little living area,
the rug really compliments these matching couches.
This middle floor is nice, it looks like
we've got a couple bedrooms up here.
Oh and you've given Ned a bench (laughs) as a bed!
(Kelsey laughs)
I must applaud that, this is really great.
We got another triceratops over here, really good stuff.
A whole dinosaur room for Zach.
I have a little stand-up area.
I gotta say the rug placement in this house
is really quite nice.
- We got a movie theater? - You got a movie theater!
- Upstairs, are you kidding me?
We have a bathroom up here, that's good.
This is a great Try Guys office, I'm not sure
if this is a great Try Guys home.
- The only problem that you have
with this house is the bathrooms.
- You guys, you can't have a three-story house
with four beds and have two bathrooms on the top floor.
That means when your guests come over for dinner,
they have to go up two floors to pee.
It cannot work, I'm sorry, I loved this house,
it was a great house.
Where's that dick house at?
It's got, like, two balls on the right.
It's not a vertical penis, it's a horizontal penis.
- Look it's a Keith tower! - But that is a vertical
penis, for sure. - Look at this!
- Let's take a look at the tower, the tower looks funny.
- It's called Keith Tower.
- It really makes me seem much more like a villain.
Yeah, I like the moat, let's jump in the base floor
and work our way up.
- Looks like a basement bar.
- Oh, and there's windows to look in your moat!
- And there's a bathroom!
- Nice work, there's a bathroom downstairs.
This is, in my opinion, half done.
There's a microphone, but there's no
stage lighting, there's no rug under it.
I like the kitchen, let's go upstairs.
- And there's little dinosaurs in the front.
- I do like that.
Second floor is the work floor.
Three of us are allowed to work while one plays the piano
to serenade the other three, I like that.
Seems to be one bedroom, another bathroom.
I learned online that you can call a sad clown
into your home by looking at the clown photo?
- I think that is a
true thing. - That's a thing?
I dunno. - We should do that.
- Let's go upstairs.
Oh, three more bedrooms and no bathroom.
Wow, the tower is fun, again, we run into a
fun over function.
Where is that dick house?
- What is this?
- It's some really giant gnomes.
- It looks gnome-y.
- Gnome sweet gnome.
Someone did tweet this one at me,
let's take a look. - I liked this one a lot.
- Oh, I love the lawn!
There's a pirate ship in the backyard, Zach is pumped.
Great attention to cursive!
Let's go inside, this house looks really beautiful.
It looks like I have a stone army in the basement.
- In your bathroom, no less. - It was an old
king who did that, right?
He had the stone army that he had
in his basement floor that he would
potentially summon to fight for him in the afterlife?
This is a thing.
If that isn't an homage to that, it's brilliant.
If not, it's just nine strangers watching me poop.
- It's a gaming mat. - What's that?
What do you mean a gaming mat?
- It's like, kind of like an AR, VR situation
where the sim will go and, like, play games.
- So I can play a simulated game
where people I have created will play a simulated game.
- Oh, not only that, your actual sims
can play Sims in The Sims.
- That's so dumb. - On the computer.
- It begs the question, are we in a game
of The Sims right now?
This board room is very professional.
A little bar here for Eugene.
This kitchen is great!
Oh my God, look at this kitchen, look at this double hood,
double oven, we can hope a (beep) awesome Thanksgiving here.
Bathroom downstairs for the guest, that's really great.
I'm liking this house so far.
- Can we just note, though, that you called
the dining room a board room?
- Yeah, maybe it's a dining room,
but it looks like a board room, it looks too fancy.
- Fair enough.
- Upstairs we got some bedrooms here.
This is me, Eugene, Zach, Ned.
- Yours has a lot of mirrors so you can look at yourself.
- I love it, I love the vanity, quite literally.
There's a nice little dinosaur relic here.
We have a bathroom upstairs, gotta have it.
I could use another bathroom on the second floor,
but I'm not gonna be too judgmental,
because we do have bathrooms on all the floors.
I like this area, second Ned sleeping zone,
a little gym for the boys, this is a great house.
We got a giant (bleep) telescope.
Let's just take a nice little 360 spin around this place.
Whoever made this house did a great job, special shoutout.
But we gotta keep looking, this is the boner house.
(Kelsey laughs)
There it is, boner house let's go, we're going in!
- Wait, wait... - What did I do?
- This boner house is too big for our lot,
we need to move lots. - Oh, shit.
Wow, that's a big dick.
Wow, you built such a large boner house
that it doesn't fit on the lot with literal mansions on it.
I don't know if it was the length or the girth,
but something about that house
was just too much for the lot to handle.
Oh, look at this, empty park!
- Yeah! - Let's ruin it
with a big old dick house.
I'm having to start an entirely new community
because of this penis house, wow.
- Dreams really do come true, Keith.
- They really do.
Yay, hilarious!
Let's dive inside this big old dick.
- Oh yeah! - Wow!
- I love that there's a lot of imagery in this.
First of all, as you come to the house,
there's a lot of garbage cans.
My sims love their garbage, so, right off the bat,
the curb would be all for my sims, this is huge,
there's also a llama hedge.
Right when you come in the house, there's a
- [Both] Dining room.
- That's also shaped like a boner.
To the right is a pond, a pool, an indoor pool.
I have to say,
I don't know how old the builder of this house is,
but dicks typically have a rounded finish,
and not just end like a flat wall.
Just wanted to put that out there.
But it's a very funny aesthetic of a dick.
This is Zach's room, it's very cute.
Over here, we have a very majestic room
that I assume is for me.
It's got a Hollywood star, yes, I am the star.
It's got a couch looking in the fireplace for me to think.
I got a statue butler.
And then this is Eugene's vampire lair.
He's got a single bed, he's not looking
to get laid in this house.
Ned's house is a tribute to his wedding.
Also, Ned does love chess,
I don't think that's actually in any videos,
but a lot of people have been putting
chess boards in the house, very Ned.
I don't know what's going on - There's a random toilet.
- in this bathroom.
Okay, so it's a one and a half bath
with half of the bath outside.
I can't go with this house, I do find it stimulating.
- What is that?
- I don't know, but let's look at it,
I am also intrigued, and it looks like a boat.
- All right, this one is by robobrooke.
The first automaton featured in this Sims game.
- Ooh. - There's a whale.
- I think it's a snail. - A snail!
It could also be a whale.
- I see that.
- But I think you're right, I think it is a snail.
This is not a fun pool, but it is
- That is so, - But it is...
but that looks sick!
- But it's dope.
I've been pretty hard about fun versus function,
but I'm okay with this one.
A nice little gathering area, I love it.
There's some garbage cans for the sims to play with.
What is going on here?
There's a bathroom door, but it doesn't
lead to a bathroom, it just leads to the stairs.
There is a bathroom in the middle of this room.
A lot of cacti in this room,
I don't know what's going on here, guys.
This is a workout area for five.
And it looks like somebody build the outside of this house
and then just went, I dunno, just fuckin'
put shit all over the place.
There's a big telescope, I like that.
I like the stars.
What's going on at the top here?
Is it the burger joint sign?
All right, robobrooke, you are clearly a robot.
A robot built this house, very clearly,
because it is kind of like a house,
but then, like, you just assumed what humans do.
Gosh, there's so many houses, I really thank everyone
who went out of their way to build a house.
I really think you did a wonderful job,
even the ones that I said were bad, I think you did great.
Because I couldn't have gotten close to what you did.
I'll do one last scroll and see
if I see a house of my dreams.
The house of my dreams, into thousand dream-dreams.
Ooh, the house of my dreams, where I'm gonna live
with all my friends and sing, sing, sing.
Lookin' for the house of my dreams,
see what's made for me, to judge carefully.
Dream house, (laughs) dream house, let's go!
Okay, there's a pool, Zach will love that.
Oh my God,
look at these balconies! - Ooh, beautiful!
- I'm in love with the balconies.
- Oh, wow!
- Oh, wow, it's beautiful!
Walk in, dining room, really nice.
- Everything's blue.
- Living room great, look, it even has a bar.
- That kitchen's dope. - It is sexy.
- There's no, there is a bathroom downstairs!
It's a half bath, that's all you need for your guests.
We go upstairs, and the whole (beep)
piece is put together. - Wow!
- We got a bathroom here, another bathroom here,
good rooms, nice kid's room, nice lighting fixtures,
good outdoor area, a nice place for them to sit and talk,
a roof, you did it!
The Try Guys are moving into the dream house!
LizzyMyGrant, may I grant you a victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, we got a house!
Oh my God, I didn't even look, there's a park right here,
did we do that or was that part of it?
- We did that. - We did that, great job us!
Thanks so much for everybody building these houses.
Now next time is the big time, you get to see me make me.
Oh, God, it's gonna be amazing.
If you have any ideas on inspiration for me,
what kind of clothing I should be wearing,
let us know in the comments below.
Until next time, this has been Keith and Kelsey
look at your stuff, that's it,
that's the end of the video, bye!