(Rugrats episode intro)
- Max
- [Max] What?
- Do you agree that this has been
like the most frustrating 48 hours this year?
- [Max] It has.
- It really has.
Two days ago, we're living our life.
Just jolly, dandy, not a worry in our stupid little heads.
And then suddenly we found out
that the building that we're supposed to move
into in July is not gonna be ready.
The only thing that will be ready is the unit itself,
but everything else will be a construction zone.
There's a weird law in Montreal
where they allow tenants to move into a building
even when it's unfinished.
Even when it's under construction.
And they, like, can legally not tell you when
everything's gonna be done.
We got the chance to visit the building yesterday
just to survey like how bad it actually is.
Like, if we can actually tolerate living there,
and y'all, it was kind of bad.
So here's the footage that I took
of the apartment from yesterday.
Nothing was, like, finished
But actually though, like, this whole construction thing,
it turned out to be kind of a blessing in disguise
because we never saw the unit before we signed the lease.
Right? So yesterday with the first time ever
that we actually looked into the apartment
and looked at the view and what the unit was actually like.
And it was so loud, cause it's right by the highway.
And we knew that was gonna be the case,
but we thought, like, modern insulation,
like, modern technology will help
out with the windows treatment.
And we won't hear any noise from outside
but I was a little too optimistic with the science here.
Immediately I was like, you know, my job is YouTube
and having good audio is so important to me that I just,
I cannot move there.
Like, it would just be horrible for me to try and
film every day and then hear like honking,
like *honking noise*.
And, like, construction.
And just cars passing by every single day.
It will drive me crazy.
So in order to avoid me going to a mental hospital
we decided, you know what?
We have to look for a new place ASAP.
Our moving date is so close. It's at the end of this month.
So we pretty much only have a couple of weeks
to find a new place, and today's day one.
And I'm gonna take you guys along.
- [Yos] You want yogurt?
- I already had yogurt.
- [Yos] You did? my yogurt?
- Yeah.
- [Yos] You took my yogurt?
- I did.
- [Yos] You didn't even ask.
(refrigerator door closing)
- Coconut yogurt from Costco.
Vegan, and look how cute the case is.
(yogurt popping open)
- [Max] You know, one of the plus of the
one of the unit that we're visiting?
- What?
- [Max] It's three minute drive for Costco.
- So you eat it like this, with a bit of granola on top
and it's heaven on yogurt.
This yogurt is not gonna fix everything,
but at least we'll fill the hole in my stomach.
As for the other hole, that one's getting filled tonight.
Right, Max?
- [Max] The appointment is in 30 minutes,
we have to go.
- You're literally still naked.
Like, get your shit together, brother.
What are you wearing today?
Are we matching?
Are we gonna be like that annoying gay couple?
- [Max] You want me to?
- [Yos] We're matching!
Cute.
- Do I look gay?
- [Yos] Yeah, you do.
- Good.
- [Yos] I mean, you don't need to wear a pink shirt
to make you look gay.
You already look really gay.
- Excuse me.?
We might be late for our first appointment
but how cute do we look?
- We're not late.
She called me to tell me she would be five minute late.
We're all good.
- I mean, with this outfit who wouldn't rent to us?
- I would not rent to us.
- I would rent, not rent to us either.
We are loud tenants.
We have loud sex,
loud sexual intercourse
couple times a week.
Sometimes, sometimes once a week.
Sometimes once a month when we're fighting.
- Okay, Yos, TMI.
- I was kidding.
Sometimes just the tip.
(upbeat music)
- [Yos] That's a good pantry, right?
We finally have a pantry.
- [Agent] That's actually the laundry room
- [Yos] Oh no, it's washer and dryer.
but we can do like a pantry right here.
- [Max] Right?
- [Yos] Like a little rack right there
- [Agent] That's what I like about this unit,
cause it also has a lot of space for storage.
- [Max] Right.
- [Agent] But you also have a lot of pantry, like, space.
- [Yos] I like that all the windows are, like, tall.
- There's a little window in the closet over there,
which I love.
- [Yos] Oh that's nice. Yeah.
- So you know the great part is this little island thing.
Cause you get to put a lot of stools and
I just find it to be more intimate.
- [Yos] Yeah.
- [Agent] When you're having people over or whatever
and also eliminates the need for a dining table.
- [Yos] Right.
Okay. First viewing done.
I loved our agent.
Like I really wanted to be friends with her.
- So vibe.
- There's not much that I want to say yet because
this is the first unit that we're really seeing in person.
Right?
- Right.
- So I don't want to decide anything yet
but it was a good size.
The layout made sense for our lifestyle
because a lot of these buildings,
because we're looking at everything last minute,
the layouts are weird.
Like, if the layout were
like a facial expression, it will look like this.
- I like the floor to ceiling windows.
- Yeah.
- But they need to be clean.
- Yeah. We're looking for lunch.
We're headed to Chinatown, obviously,
cause Max loves Asian boys.
- Come on.
- He wants Asian food.
- You know why I love coming to Chinatown?
- Why?
- Because always so busy and lively.
It makes me feel like I'm a part of something.
That's why people live in big cities,
because they want to feel like they're a part of something.
Like they're living life.
- I'm living life my own way.
- I know, you love being in the suburbs.
- I'd like to be an hermit.
- Because you're uncut.
- What?
(upbeat music)
- I'll grab the small one.
- [Max] You're the small one.
- So refreshing.
- Guess who's joining our apartment search.
It's Simon and Jasper.
There's a dog park here.
That's a good sign.
And then there's boys playing volleyball,
which is an even better sign.
Are you gonna be a volleyball boy?
- You want me to?
- [Yos] You could be
(men talking quietly)
- [Everyone] Cheers.
- I'm gonna get drunk to forget about all of our problems.
(glasses clinking)
- I drink to that.
- Let's spin tonight.
- I'm not drunk.
What makes you think that I'm drunk?
- Max, what time's our appointment again?
- Mmmm, like 3:30.
- 3:30
- Or 3:00.
I have to go check.
- Okay.
So I don't know if you guys can tell from my haircut
but this is a couple days after the last vlog
that we filmed.
And since that day, holy shit, it's been so stressful.
There's been so much going on,
so much more apartments that we looked at.
So many arguments,
so many fights over where we're gonna spend the next year.
Because it's so last minute and the pressure is on.
We're so stressed out that we feel
like we don't have moment to breathe.
I've been breaking out in eczema,
like everywhere on my neck,
and places that I usually don't get it,
like in between my eyes and over here,
because of the stress.
The last apartment that we looked at last week,
we liked the building.
I'm not sure about the area.
It's supposed to be like the cool hip area,
but because the building itself was so busy,
it sort of felt like a dorm vibe,
a dorm vibe for, like, for adults.
Wait, that's actually kind of fun.
But I'm in a place right now where I just want to be in,
kind of like a peaceful surrounding.
Wherever that may be.
- Morning.
(kiss)
- And then we thought we were so
in love with this one other building downtown.
And we tried to make it work
cause the amenities were beautiful,
and the views were insane.
And the location was like the best
that we've seen out of all the apartments that we looked at.
However, it was at a higher price point,
and the living room layout would not have worked.
Like, it was such an awkward living room space.
It was small, and big, and awkward at the same time.
There's like, these two huge pillars,
and normally I love big poles.
Not in this apartment.
Other than that we have to go try on mattresses,
which will be fun cause we love laying on mattresses.
Gonna try to keep our pants on while trying on mattresses.
Right?
- We're gonna find our new play field
- Play, play pens.
- Our new playground.
- You wanna see Max's feet?
- No.
- Why? Can you show your feet?
- I don't have makeup on.
- Your feet doesn't need makeup.
I heard you cut your toenails this morning
so I'm sure your feet looks nice today.
Can we see it?
- [Max] No.
- Please?
(upbeat music)
- I ask him to show us a Cadillac of bed.
Only the best for us.
- [Yos] Only the best for our asses.
(upbeat music)
This is literally your happy place.
- To try beds?
- [Yos] Yeah.
- Sure.
- How do you feel about this one?
- [Yos] It's too firm.
- For you, too firm?
- [Yos] Mhmm.
- Try the other one and see.
- Oh, this one's softer.
- [Max] This, this one is just right.
- I love this one.
Oh my God.
I could die here.
This one I love.
It's like a mother's hug.
No I'm serious.
Get on, try it.
- Feel that this one is very soft.
- I love it.
This is what I need.
Soft.
Soft like my Dick.
Why are you facing way?
That's rude.
- Cause this is my angle.
- Okay. The one that I like is really
really soft and cushiony.
But what I'm scared of is if it's way too soft and,
if you're just sitting down watching porn,
like jerking off you're not gonna wanna, like, get up.
Cause it's gonna hurt to get up.
Cause you know, sometimes you have like,
an hour long jerk off session,
and you're just gonna waste your day just jerking off.
- [Max] Yos, TMI.
- I'm a little confused.
Like are we filming for YouTube
or are we filming for only friends?
- [Max] (laughing)
- [Yos] Max.
You're embarrassing.
I don't wanna go shopping with you ever again.
Oh my God, you look like a mermaid.
You're sleeping like a mermaid.
- Yeah. Little fairy.
Yeah. Subscribe to our maxandyos.com
- And you can't do that in public, actually.
That's what I thought you were gonna say.
This mattress is my favorite so far
but I'm not trying to spend like, $6,000 on a mattress.
- Only if he has it at discount.
Like this one.
- This one is not as soft.
It's not as bouncy, but it's like half the price.
So half the price, half the comfort makes sense.
I'll take half the comfort.
This one's nice too.
I think we're gonna spend a couple hours just
- Snuggling in bed.
- [Yos] Annoying our salesperson.
Cause it's so comfortable.
Maybe we'll annoy him until like, he gives a discount.
Expensive one.
Cause that one's really fucking nice.
I really want that one.
- They're both comfortable.
- This one is a lot more comfortable
for the fact that it's like 50% the price of that one.
- I'm gonna be comfortable in any bed with you.
- Awww.
We're gonna spend a couple hours here
and we're gonna see you guys next week.
- Bouncing and cuddling.
So we'll let you know next week, which one we pick?
- [Yos] Yeah.
This is like the least stressful part
of this entire process.
This entire vlog.
This entire week actually.
So
- See you soon, guys.