- Hey fruit lovers, I'm Orange
and Ray over there is Pear.
- That's right.
Today I'm staying at least seven feet
away from Orange at all times
because we're social distancing ourselves.
- And also because I just made a new magazoo.
(trumpets)
- Argh, yeah, there's that too.
- Pear, do we have to do this much longer, I'm lonely.
- Sorry Orange, but we're gonna have to do it for a while.
- That's okay, I guess, I have my music to keep me company.
(bright music)
- Ah.
So when it comes to social distancing,
step one is to stay home.
The whole idea is to avoid getting other people sick
and you can do that by avoiding other people.
So only leave your house when you absolutely have to.
- Wait, wait, wait,
are you saying I can't play my Megazoo concert tonight?
- I'm sorry.
- I can't workout my nonexistent biceps at the gym?
- You cannot, for multiple reasons,
but think of it this way, by not getting the flu,
you're preventing other people from getting the flu.
- Mn, helping other people, I guess that's pretty sick.
(laughs)
- Now, of course, there are times
when you do need to leave the house,
maybe you need to get groceries or walk the dog,
or go to the doctor, in those cases,
you should do what we discussed earlier.
- Use a cream to get that fungus off your bum?
- Ah, I was not referring to that conversation.
- Oh, were we talking about that time you cried
at "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2"?
- Hey, it's an underrated sequel,
but what I was actually referring to
was the seven-foot rule,
if you have to be around other people
make sure you stay seven feet away from them at all times.
- Oh.
- That way you don't accidentally spread anything to them
and they don't accidentally spread anything to you
and don't forget to wash your hands.
- [Orange] If you're luck enough to have them, of course.
- Orange?
How far did I say we had to stay from one another?
- Seven feet.
- Correct, so please back away from me.
- No, seven feet! - Huh?
(screams)
(laughs)
I bet, I get a kick out of this.
- Would you do something to help?
- Sorry Pear, I gotta stay away from you, remember?
Otherwise I toe-tally would.
(laughs) (screams)
Whoa, now that's some social distance.
(laughs)
- Hey everyone, I'm Pear.
- And I'm next to Pear.
- In case you haven't already heard,
there's a major shortage out there.
- And his name is Little Apple.
- Hey, I heard that!
- No Orange,
I'm talking about the shortage of hand sanitizer.
People are worried about getting sick
which means certain supplies are becoming very scarce.
(gasps)
- Oh no, oh now, what do we do, what do we do?
Quick, buy (background noise drowns out speaker)
as far as you can, put them in a safe,
lift the safe up off the ground
so the bears can't reach it.
- Orange, Orange!
This is exactly the type of behavior we're trying to avoid.
Relax, it's very simple,
we can make our own hand sanitizer and that's exactly
what today's episode of "How To" is about.
- How to make hand sanitizer?
Well, that sounds complicated.
- Actually, it couldn't be simpler.
Step one, get three ingredients, rubbing alcohol,
aloe vera gel and essential oil.
- Oh.
- You like how this one smells?
- How would I know, I don't have a nose.
(laughs)
- Argh, peppermint it is.
Step two, mix 'em together.
- Oh, my time to shine.
(chuckles)
- Dude, try to keep it in the bowl.
- Well, you should have been more specific,
who's fault is that?
- Well, that's it, two steps to getting your own
home made hand sanitizer,
all that's left to do now is sanitize those hands.
- Well, if you're fortunate enough to have hands.
(chuckles)
- Oh, and another thing to keep in mind
is that soap and water do the trick too,
make sure you wash your hands multiple times a day
to help keep yourself and others--
- Safe!
- Precisely.
Good hygiene is the most important thing you can do
to ensure everyone stays safe and sound.
- No, safe!
(screams)
- Good morrow fruit lovers,
did you know you can make your own fabric face mask at home?
I did, I knew it, I knew it even before I said it just then.
- Well, good for you grapefruit,
maybe let's show the audience at home how to do it?
- Very well.
Step one, get your supplies, a sewing machine,
scissors and some fabric.
Tight knit cotton fabric works great,
like a pillowcase or an old t-shirt.
- Beige?
Bro, would you live a little, I'm going with lanes.
- I don't think that's gonna make your mask
any more effective dude?
- You kidding?
What air-borne particle wouldn't be intimidated
by these bad boys?
It's just science.
- Moving on.
Step two, cut two identical fabric rectangles,
if you're making a mask for adults,
it's nine inches by six inches,
if it's for a child, do 7.5 by five inches.
- [Grapefruit] And if you're making a mask for Little Apple
do zero by zero inches.
(laughs) - Grapefruit!
- Also cut two seven-inch pieces of elastic,
then it's on to step three,
layer two rectangles on top of each other.
If your fabric has a pretty side and an ugly side,
make sure the pretty sides are touching.
- What if you're like me and you have no ugly side?
- Then sew yourself a gold star or something.
Step four, sew the pieces together
almost all the way around,
make sure you leave an inch or two open
on one of the long sides.
Whenever you approach a corner
make sure to sandwich one elastic strip end
between the fabric pieces like so.
Remember, if you sew the elastic in now,
your mask will look great when you turn it inside out.
If you leave and sew them in later,
your mask will only look so-so.
(chuckles) - Argh.
On to step five, make three little folds on each side,
like this, then sew them into place.
And once you're done doing that,
it's time for step six, walk the runway
in your new, amazing looking face mask.
I'll admit, you do look pretty good in that mask.
- Why thank you.
- Yeah, covering up half your face really helps your look.
- Whatever, you're just jealous Mr. Beige Mask.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm off to sew myself that gold star you mentioned earlier.
- Argh.
Bright music.