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You're watching "Love & Hip Hop Hollywood."
Check Yourself.
Season Five.
You'll be watching us...
Watch the show.
For the very first time.
You'll be getting our natural...
...and honest reactions.
We're watching it...
...with you!
The scene you're about to see
is Moniece going bananas at a pregnant mum.
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A.D.'s event is cute.
You know, it's for her fashion show,
which I did help design.
I think she should put me on the payroll.
He got braids twisted in dreds?
What the (bleep) is that in hair?
Do this man got microbraids?
Is them crochet braids, boy?
Hey, I'm single and mingling right now,
so I don't have to pay nothin'.
I just pay for (bleep). I'll send you home, though.
Rachel is a mess.
This man Michael's braids just swing there
where I can't take him serious, cous.
I can't wait for you to hear these records, though.
I'm opening for Kimberly. I'ma need you there.
Kimberly? I don't know who--
Kimberly-- "K. Michelle."
Oh, I think that Bridget is so talented,
and I like to see her opening up for her friend.
This Bridget, Bridgy, whatever.
Baby, heh... I'ma need you.
Just call me, man.
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I think it's a good idea to call Princess,
'cause she told me to drop the location.
Like, when a pregnant person ask you to do something,
you do it.
That was a very dangerous move she made
by inviting Princess.
I don't think that anybody there
is gonna be particularly pleased to see Princess.
Just a guess.
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♪ Burn it down ♪
How's everybody doing tonight?
Okay...
Pregnant gangsta.
We were doing just fine
until you walked your fat (bleep) into the room.
(Princess) What type of person announced to the world
that someone else is carrying somebody else's baby?
One that doesn't like you.
What did I do?
Paris, you kind of set that one up there,
because we all know that Princess wouldn't be coming
to have a cup of tea with her.
(Princess) Maybe the type of person
that would fake being a lesbian.
No, it could be the type of person
that tries to shame somebody's girlfriend
and release a sex tape.
A.D. better stand for bae, okay? Heh.
And when we got home,
we (bleep) the (bleep) out of each other,
'cause that was so sexy... mm-hmm.
We can revisit this conversation
in about 2 1/2 months, when I have my baby.
Just because you're pregnant
doesn't mean that you can't get popped in the mouth.
Okay, bitch? Your belly may be pregnant,
but your face is not.
Maybe I'll show you how to be a good mother, too.
Yo, it done went left!
You have to control that (bleep), man.
Princess is pregnant.
I'm sorry, I'm still not sorry about picking up the chair,
and I guess I'm not sorry 'cause I didn't make contact.
I think I'm sorry that I didn't, 'cause then I would actually
have something to be sorry about.
Hey, hey, get her! Get her, get her, get her!
She just tried to downplay it and downsize it,
but I don't think that worked.
Who tries to fight a pregnant person?
A bitch that doesn't give a (bleep) about the pregnant person.
A.K.A. me. Let the record show...
that the chair did not leave my hands.
So, I didn't hit a pregnant person.
I almost hit a pregnant person. Almost doesn't count.
Who tries to fight a pregnant person?
(laughing)
I (bleep) love that Wicked Witch of the West.
"Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha ha ha!"
Princess, you're bad.
I held it together for a pretty long while.
I felt like I was standing on the judgment line,
waiting for Jesus to tell me whether I was coming to heaven
or being condemned to hell.
The next scene you're about to see
is K. Michelle's fake booty plugged up to the IV.
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Hi, baby.
I think K. Michelle pretty.
Pretty trash.
(laughter)
Mm-hmm.
You know, I got a big radio tour I did off of it.
You is spoiled.
Why?
You did the show with me,
and literally, you was a hour late.
It's two artists, there's a battle of egos.
And, you know, may the best one win.
I bet Lyrica was late.
She wasn't late.
You wrote some great songs.
But nobody give a (bleep).
Ooh... she back.
You are not serious right now.
I swear to God 'fore crackers and cheese,
you was an hour late!
Why you wanna be B.S.?
K, you told me about the show
three days before show!
Just say "sorry" and be done with it.
I definitely think Lyrica's entitled,
and this moment of hers
has definitely gone to her head.
You gotta fake it till you make it, bitch.
But till I make it, you got to.
I don't fake (bleep)!
(laughing) If anybody knows fake,
it's definitely K. Michelle.
Say what you said, dog, that's all I want.
From the booty to the nose to the lips to the cheeks.
I'm not faking (bleep) like you fake your marriage.
I'm not faking (bleep).
I fake my marriage?
Okay, make (bleep) up.
It looked like that kind of hurt Lyrica.
She didn't-- she didn't like that.
If your (bleep)'s real, your (bleep)'s real, right?
And I feel like...
K's onto something with this fake marriage.
These bitches in La La Land,
they finna get a taste of the real.
She 'bout to get her IV.
Eh.
She's so thirsty for attention.
Why is K. Michelle randomly getting a drip
in the middle of her rehearsal?
This is what you're doing? You in L.A. being the same K?
The same K doing better than you, bitch!
Doing better than you!
What the (bleep) have you done?!
(both laughing)
(gasps)
Hollywood is so weird. (giggling)
Give me a mic!
Your album was brick.
Whatcha need a mic for?
Yeah, Lyrica!
Let's go, Lyrica!
Nah, security.
Yeah, you don't wanna get the mic.
Your mama's trash.
Lyrica just came out of nowhere.
"Your mum's trash"?
Ooh, "Your mama's trash."
Your nose is pinched.
Yeah, her nose is pinched.
(bleep) you, K!
That's why you're trying to (bleep) Safaree.
(laughing)
Safaree, you're bad for that, if you did go there,
because A1 is your boy.
Bros over hoes.
You gotta (bleep)!
Let's go.
Get the (bleep) out of her crunchy booty-ass bitch!
What did she just call her?
A crunchy what?
Crunchy booty-ass bitch.
Oh, my God!
Uhh.
You thirsty?
I am thirsty.
At the moment.
Can I have some water, please?
(laughing)