(coworkers humming, chatting) (light music)
- These candies are really good.
Thanks for bringing them in, Courtney.
- Oh, I didn't bring 'em in.
I wonder where they're from.
- Hey, there was a bottle of Viagra
at the front desk earlier.
Have any of you seen it?
(ominous music)
- Oh, frick.
I ate like 12 of those.
What's gonna happen to me?
- Guys, I'm feeling like,
really horny. (sensual music)
- Oh god, oh (censored), oh (censored).
I haven't been this horny
since I watched Danny Phantom in middle school.
Don't ask me which character.
Okay fine, it was Danny Phantom.
Okay fine, I lied, it was the parents.
Okay, so we're all feeling it.
I think that we should just lay low
'til the end of the day, okay?
Selena, is there anything left on the schedule?
- Um, nope. Your day is free.
(Courtney sighs)
Right after your meeting with the Pope.
- Ah (censored) I forgot it was Pope day!
- When did we schedule a meeting with the Pope?
- Well, he actually reached out to us.
He's actually a big fan of Food Battle.
(all groaning)
- I haven't felt this horny
since that episode of the Powerpuff Girls
where they met the Rowdyruff Boys.
The Ruff Boys.
Guys, I am way too horny to meet the Pope right now!
- I don't think Viagra is supposed to make you horny.
- Oh, horny!
- Guys, we're going to hell.
We're definitely going to hell.
- It's okay, we just have to calm ourselves down
before the Pope gets here, okay?
Everybody think very un-sexy thoughts.
Go, quick!
- Okay, dirt, moss, toads, moss, uh, drywall!
- Ugh, drywall is so dry.
Someone better put some lotion on that bad girl, no!
(all screaming) (items crashing)
- Oh, I have an idea!
Let's call my grandma!
- Yeah! - Oh yeah.
- Okay. (phone ringing)
- [Grandma] Hello, Courtney?
- Hi, li'l grandma!
How are you doing, what's up?
- [Grandma] Oh, good.
I'm just here in the bathtub.
(all screaming) (glass shatters)
- G.I.L.F.!
I have not been this horny
since they revealed the hatch on Lost.
Uh, binder clips, bread, mold, spiders,
spiders, spiders!
- Ah, what are you gonna do with all those legs,
little spider?
- Uh, okay, paper cuts, famine!
Oh, a newly married couple losing their home.
- Oh! They lost everything.
Even the shirts off their backs, oh!
- Okay, that's it, everyone.
I'm calling 911.
(phone ringing)
- [Dispatcher] 911, what's your emergency?
- Yeah, we're all super horny
and we don't know what to do.
- [Dispatcher] It's alright, sir.
We're gonna make sure everything is alright, okay?
So just stay with me on the line
and tell me what you're wearing.
- Oh no! The 911 operator is trying to (censored) me!
- Yeah, I was trying to (censored) him.
I don't know, I get a lot of action.
(phone ringing)
Oh god. (phone clicks)
They'll call back.
- Alright alright everybody stop, okay?
We just need to take some deep breaths, alright?
We need oxygen, okay? - Yeah yeah, okay.
- Breathe in. - In, out.
In, then out.
In, then out, then in, then out!
- You're killing me! - I'm sorry!
- Oh, just tie me up!
Just tie me to this chair!
- Okay, wait, but isn't that arousing?
- What? (suspenseful beat)
I forgot we're trying to not be horny.
My bad. (Courtney slaps)
(exciting music) (paper tearing)
(lively music)
- The Pope is here.
- Ugh, I guess there's nothing left to do, guys.
Let him in.
(majestic music) (angelic vocalizing)
- What's up, team?
Food Battle 2022, am I right?
(all laugh nervously)
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Wait. (Pope sniffing)
Who's horny?
- Oh no. (ominous music)
- I am.
I'm the horny one.
I'm sorry Mr. Pope! (gagging, choking)
Please, no! (neck cracks)
(body thuds)
- Okay.
Ooh, candies! (laughing)
- Oh, um.
- Ooh, ooh these are dope.
(Pope crunching on Viagra)
(trippy sensual music)
Spiders, spiders, drywall,
spiders, spiders. (multiple voices overlap)
Spiders, spiders, spiders.
Spiders, spiders. - Do you think
he can do the force choke on me?
- Um...
- [Pope] Drywall?
(production beep) (upbeat music)
- I haven't been this horny
since they revealed the new Pokemon.
I haven't been this horny since Crystal Pepsi.
I haven't been this horny
since I heard that one politician go, "Byah!"
(characters gasp, grunt) (lively music continues)
(crew laughing)
- That's perfect.