(Courtney) Today's episode is brought to you by T-Mobile.
(Jordan) I'm amateur documentary filmmaker Jordan Schwartz.
And this is my investigation into the disappearance of Samantha Ginsberg.
Sometime around 2:00 PM, on April 25th 2018,
Llanview High School student and my prom date, Samantha Ginsburg tagged me in her Instagram story.
But by the time I got out of class at 2:45, I discovered that with prom just two days away,
Samantha had deleted her account and
disappeared.
Samantha had it all going for her. She had a great childhood at the time of her disappearance earlier today. She had over
1200 followers and she received the most epic prom-posal of all time.
Hey Samantha, let's get trashed at prom together! (C O M E D Y)
Will you go with me?
Why would she leave, why would she walk away?
(Jordan) Rachel, when was the last time you saw Samantha Ginsberg before she went missing?
(Rachel) Is she actually missing?
(Jordan) Her account got deleted.
(Rachel) Okay right, But did you try calling her?
(Jordan) I don't have her number...
(Rachel) Alright, that makes sense.
(Jordan) Do you have her number?
(Rachel) Mm-hmm.
(Jordan) Could I could I have it?
(Rachel) No, I'm not just gonna give my friends a number to people, what?
(Jordan) She's my prom date.
(Rachel) Didn't she say no?
(Jordan) This is my documentary, So I ask the questions.
(Rachel) Okay, then ask a question.
(Jordan) Okay, I'll ask you a question. It's fine.
- Rachel. - Don't ask me for Samantha's number again.
- Um, okay, I think I think we have everything we need. - Great. - Awesome.
- Stupid... person.
(Jordan) Rachel is obviously hiding something, but what? I'll have to go deeper...
...and talk to the one person who knows everyone's secrets.
Stephen Jackson.
(Stephen) I mean, it's just a rumor, but everybody's talking about it, so it's gotta be true!
I heard that Kevin Snider hooked up with Emily Kromm.
What does that have to do with Samant-
...on the bus, in the front seat!
What? Isn't she dating Mike Garcia?
Not anymore, but they're still going to prom together, like, its weird.
Dude, I bet Mike Garcia feels like such an idiot!
What can you tell me about Samantha Ginsberg?
Well, I heard that she had the best prom-posal.
Yeah.
Yeah, like Dillon Woods took her out on a helicopter ride
and got like 60 freshmen to stand out in the field and spell out "prom".
That's not even a pun!
And then she said "Yes"! But then it's weird because a couple days later, this weird theater kid came out of nowhere
and threw trash at her as a promposal.
HE ELECTED THEARTER BECAUSE HE NEEDED AN ELECTIVE!
I just want to be pimpin.
You are pimpin.
Thanks.
Why would Steven lie about the prom-posal?
He's obviously hiding something, but what ?
...and why doesn't anyone seem to care that Samantha Ginsburg is missing?
(Mr. Broch) What is it now, Jordan? What are you guys doing in my classroom?
(Jordan) I'm investigating a disappearance, Mr. Broch.
Okay, let me go on the record again. I have no idea
where those missing cheer uniforms went.
What?
You're not... what?
We're looking into the disappearance of a missing student, Samantha Ginsburg. Maybe you can help us.
Yeah, no thank you.
I'd prefer if you guys left my classroom.
Why is that? Mr. Broch? Are you hiding something?
- No, I just have work to do. - Hm.
- Why won't Mr. Broch answer my question?
- Okay, can you please just stop narrating and go?
- ...and why does he keep asking me to leave his classroom?
- Oh my god, Jordan, please just leave.
- He seems irritable.
GO!
Mr. Broch is obviously hiding something, but what?
(Jordan) Hello?
(Unknown) Stop looking for Samantha.
(Jordan) Who is this?
(Unknown) Stop looking for Samantha
(aaaand it's Courtney/Rachel) ...or you'll be sorry!
- Rachel?
- Oh, hey!
I gotta go.
What? Wha-
Samantha, why did you delete your Instagram?
(Samantha) I didn't delete my Instagram... I just blocked you.
- But you tagged me in a story.
- Yeah, I was making fun of you and I don't want you to see it.
- Oh, Rachel you were you're just protecting my feelings.
- No I wasn't, I was trying to get you to leave Samantha alone 'cause you're annoying.
- How am I annoying?
Your Instagram pranks! First off...
Fart pack!
Oh my god Jordan.
Get off b- Jordan, what are you d- EW! JORDAN!
Okay, that was one time.
Milk pack!
*gasps* Jordan! I'm lactose intolerant, STOP!
EW STOP IT!
All right, that's just for my Instagram comedy, sometimes you have to suffer for art!
Okay, I shouldn't have to suffer for your art
That concludes our successful investigation into what happened to my prom d-
I'm not your prom date.
Why not?
Really, you're like super immature and you make the same exact jokes every day.
Pasta pack!
JORDAN!
Dirt pack!
Snake pack!
OH MY GOD A-
Cheese pack!
What the f**k?
Fire pack!
You burned a lot of my hair off!
Okay, but that got like 28 views.
That would totally end up on the comedy page on Instagram.
Fire pack... genius.
Oh!
Trash Pack! Ah...
Jordan! Are you telling people that everyone died?
Uh, no, uh... watch my documentary!
I swear to God, jordan!
*mixed screams and arguments*