[thunder]
[sad music]
abc for mom sis or g-friend
woof
[warp drive]
[crash]
woof
hello doggy
May I adopt you
woof
-opens door
-closes
[engine ignition]
[sad music]
[tires screech]
We're home
woof
[typing]
*does taxes*
*fails to report miscellaneous income*
[windows xp shutdown sound]
There you are.
Where were you?
-gives him a t-bone
woof
[soft piano music]
[sniff]
[barf]
woof
[barf] Lets go to sleep
woof
[barf]
Your bed
[barf] Your bed
-Tucks in
[barf]
[glass breaks] Oh no
Some people are in our property
woof Some people are in our property
[bones snapping]
*breaks leg*
Oh no
Ahhh
[yelp]
obj (?)
-carries him fast to room
-heals leg
woof
Ok, we need to go to Cheap-N-Quick fast
[thunder]
[sad music]
*eats*
No no
woof
[pop]
Hi. I'm Sarah McLachlan.
Will you be an angel for a helpless animal?
woof
[yawns]
woof
okey-
w o o f
[barfs]
[sad music]
[bones breaking]
Every day innocent animals are abused, beaten and neglected.
[yelp]
woof
Boy you know you ain't my dog
Move
woof
Bye, leave me alone
woof
[barf] woof
[honk]
woof
[continuous honk]
[crash]
[honk] [crash]
woof
[tires screeching]
*flies around cabin of car uncontrollably*
woof
Move, you got rabies
GET AWAY, YOU GOT RABIES
[barf]
[honk]
[screaming]
woof
GET AWAY FROM ME ##### DOG!
woof
[crash]
woof
GET OUT MY CAR
*stains seats*
woof
GET OUT BIH
[engine ignition]
[engine accelerates]
[thud]
[sad music]
POLICE, OPEN UP
LEAVE OR DIE
woof
hi woof
*urinates*
can you be my pet?
woof
[barfs]
can we keep him?
get this dog out
*bites*
no mom
woof
come dog
open the door
woof
no, lexy
breakfast time
in the car
[sad music]
NO!
#### OFF -HOLDS UP MIDDLE FINGER AT GIRL
dog get out
[tires screech]
woof
stop, we can live by ourselves
stay
sit
*begins to starve*
can you be our mom?
yes
come on dog
good boy
i will name you Jake
mom, today my birthday mom
ok
[pop]
let's eat
get up, jake
you ready?
woof
*begs*
*drinks chocolate shake*
*consumes an unhealthy amount of chocolate*
[tires screech]
woof
[bones breaking]
[tires screeching]
*breaks 6 ribs*
*is bleeding from eyes and ears*
*is losing blood internally*
*weakly* wof
*uses med kit*
*starts drowning in toilet*
why god
[firetruck siren]
THIS THING IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE, RUN
woof
*gas explodes*
FIRE DOG
*inhales smoke*
woof
DUDE. FIRE DOG. THERE'S SMOKE HERE
*catches on fire*
*sprays him*
woof
NO
(OOF)
*starves*
[sad music]