AHHGGG!
The taste of failure.
You know it well.
You really want-a this body?
Then I hope you like-a PAIN.
My perfect face!
My face!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Never again.
Lowly citizens of Wario Land.
The mighty overlord tolerates the burden
of our existence for another day.
Praise him.
The day began with a test of our new military strength.
My god!
I mean.
All are dead.
Praise him.
Even the most unworthy citizens rejoice as our glorious ruler
takes to the streets to dispense the wisdom and judgement of the heavens.
What would you have-a thought of this baby?
Better you didn’t live to see it I guess,
but it-a don’t make missing you any easier.
Oh!!
Not going to a-let me wallow eh buddy?
Alright alright, you got me.
What would I do without you, ya scaly slobber machine?
Let's-a go eat.
Yoshi!
Just-a you and me buddy.
Say hey there citizen.
We were just admirin’ your wheels.
Not the social sort hey?
Well don’t you worry, I’m friendly enough for the both of us.
*sinister chuckle*
Move.
*tsk tsk tsk*.
We give the orders round here.
We gonna need something by way of an apology.
Now let me see...
I know!
The cart!
That ought to do it.
*Yoshi whimpers*
What’s-a taking so long?
Can’t you fools stea- I mean impound a Kart by yourselves?
Let go!
Let go?
Wah!
Be careful what you wish for!
Wah wah ha haaaaaaaaaaa!
Yoshi... no...
No! *sobs* NO!
Yoshi!
YOSHIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
You did WHAT!?
What’s-a matter with you?
It was just-a Luigi.
DEEEEAAAAAATHHHH!!!!
You-a think he’s pissed off?
Do you have any idea what you have unleashed?
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA!?
He will come for you.
You don't understand.
You didn't see the things I saw.
He is unstoppable…
WALUIGI WILL DESTROY US ALL!