-What can I get you? -Chocolate milkshake-- No.
Double chocolate. Heavy on the whip.
Woah, that's a serious drink.
Something on your mind?
Lex and I got hired to throw a celebrity dog wedding.
But I'm pretty sure the dogs getting married
aren't in love.
Huh. That's a new one.
Sounds like you need to call the wedding off.
I can't.
Throwing this wedding is Lex's dream.
I mean, look.
So the first tier of the doggie wedding cake will be vanilla.
The second tier, peanut butter, and the third tier, bacon.
I know Lex. If I tell her Lulu doesn't love Poochie Boy,
she'll have to call off the wedding,
and that will break her heart.
Plus, we won't get paid which will break my heart.
[spraying whipped cream]
What do I do, Spenders?
Let me put it this way.
If your friend had the greatest milkshake ever
but someone spit in it,
would you tell her?
Even if she would've never found out
that she was drinking spit?
Did you spit in this milkshake?
You want to know, don't you?
I see your point, Spenders.
I'm going to tell her. And I'm not going to drink this.
I'm going to tell you as plainly as possible.
If there was spit in your milkshake,
would you want to know?
Why is there spit in my milkshake?
Alright, look.
Lulu doesn't love Poochie Boy.
[slaps]
Wow.
Sorry, I'm just really stressed right now.
And you said something ridiculous.
I know this isn't what you want to hear, but it's true.
[slaps]
I should've seen that one coming.
If what you were saying were true,
I would have to call off this wedding.
Just gonna grab your slapping hand for a second.
What I'm saying is true and we have to call off the wedding.
[slaps]
Why are you trying to ruin this for me?
I don't go around ruining your dream
of sleeping in a giant burrito.
Which will never happen, by the way.
Believe me, I don't want to lose this job.
But I saw Lulu choose your dog over Poochie Boy.
That's crazy.
You're so excited to plan this wedding,
you're ignoring what's really important to you.
True dog love.
Why do you care?
Because I know you.
And when you realize that these dogs
aren't into each other, you're going to feel horrible.
Sorry, Presley. I'm not buying it.
If you'll excuse me, I have a dog wedding to plan.
This machine will translate the barks into English.
Okay. [beeping]
Woof, woof, woof, arf, arf.
No. It's only going to work if you sound like a real dog.
Okay. [beeping]
[barking]
[panting] [barking]
[growling] [barking]
[panting] [barking]
Did it translate what I said?
Of course not, you're not a dog.
But this video is going to get a ton of views.
You did a good job, Lex.
This is the nicest and only dog wedding I've ever been to.
Thank you.
Okay, now it's time for Lulu to walk down the aisle
and marry Poochie Boy.
["Here Comes the Bride" playing]
Stop the dog wedding!
[gasping]
What are you doing?
I can't let this wedding happen, Lex.
Look at this!
I said, look at this!
Fisher, you're making me look like an idiot.
You could've held the door.
This machine will translate dog barks into words.
You need to hear how Lulu really feels.
I am so sorry about this.
-Don't be sorry. -We've always wondered
what our dogs have to say.
All set.
Lulu. Do you love Poochie Boy?
[beeping] [barking]
First of all, my name is March.
Second, I do love Poochie Boy.
-Ah-ha. -[barks]
But only as a friend.
I don't want to get married to him.
That doesn't make any sense.
I've seen the photos of you two online,
and you always seem so happy.
[barks]
The truth is I kind of have a crush on Reggie.
Presley, you were right.
I should have listened to you. I am so sorry.
It's okay.
-We'll be even right after this. -After what?
[slaps]
I deserved that.
Come here, you.