One boy stripping in the darkness. All you need is one boy stripping on a crowded bar at Splash
his sweaty g-string stuffed with cash. Then there were six boys on the bar and stripping
with their jockstraps slipping.
From there every year it grew and grew, dancers in hundreds from a few.
And now we're...
Triple X! We take up triple the space.
Triple X! Of our behinds in your face.
That's 30 years of dancers giving their all.
Tits and balls to the wall!
Community: we're building year after year with
Unity: cause we all know why we're here that's
Nudity: and flexing our pecs. We serve up charity with sex.
With unity, community and nudity
Now we're triple X!
Since 1992 we've left it all on the floor (I really mean all)
On point, hashtag full out, to leave you wanting more (and more and more)
Each year we dream up a theme, to give shape to the show that we got (so we can show what we got)
Cause let's be real, we know you don't come here for the plot (no, no, no)
Every shape, in a cape, or a drape, any way that you appear
On a swing, in a sling, upside down, do your thing cause you're all welcome here
Triple X! We're raising triple the funds.
Triple X! We're showing triple the buns.
That's 30 years of finding ways to surprise so we keep growing in size.
The bar at Splash in '92, from "Bares 1" to "StripU"
From those first few dancing heroes adding faces adding zeroes.
Ladies joined and brought their worth to the "Barest Show on Earth."
Heard the call, trans folks were there. Genderqueer - "Knock, Knock, Who's Bare?"
Every size and shape "Now Showing," you and you and you are glowing!
Parade our wares for Broadway Bares, let's go and show them Broadway Cares!
"Myth Behavior," "Comic Strip," "On Demand" was just the tip.
Every year we keep ascending, reaching for that "Happy Ending!"
Triple X!
Triple XXX!
Every shape, in a cape, or a drape, any way that you appear
On a swing, in a sling, upside down, do your thing cause you're all welcome here
Triple X!
We take up triple the space!
Triple X!
Of our behinds in your face!
That's 30 years of dancers giving their all! Tits and balls to the wall.
With unity, community and nudity
Our greatest hits of benefits and naughty bits with queers and peers and volunteers for 30 years!
now we're triple X!