Happy Friday.
TGIF, or what's it called?
It's thank god I'm famous, right?
[LAUGHTER]
All right, let's talk about my audience.
Enough talking-- I talk about me everyday.
I want to talk about my audience.
I have the best audience in all of television.
[APPLAUSE]
You're pretty.
You're handsome.
You smell good.
And I hear some of you are talented.
So I'm going to let you show off your talent.
Because it's time for Hidden Audience Talents.
So I'll cool you down and see what
you're going to show us all.
Connor and Carson Kline, where are you?
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hi!
Hello!
Who's Connor?
Who's Carson?
I'm Connor.
Hi.
Carson.
And how old are y'all?
13 years old.
13?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're twins?
[LAUGHTER]
Yep.
Who's older?
Me by two minutes.
Two minutes older.
All right.
Does your boss you around.
I'm taller.
But you're taller.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
You probably are two minutes early
because he pushed you out.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm not sure how that worked.
All right, so let's--
what do you do?
We do hockey tricks.
Yeah, we do hockey tricks.
Hockey?
Hockey.
Hockey?
Yes.
[LAUGHTER]
Where are you from?
Uh, Waterloo, Ontario, Canada.
[LAUGHTER]
OK, OK.
All right, so you're going to do hockey tricks.
Yes.
All right, let's see them.
Those are some pucks.
OK.
[MUSIC - VANILLA ICE - "ICE ICE BABY"]
Ice, Ice, baby.
[CHEERING]
Ice, Ice, baby.
Ice, Ice baby.
[CHEERING]
Wow!
[CHEERING]
Wow!
[APPLAUSE]
That was amazing!
Thank you.
That was amazing.
All right, stand over there.
That was-- I don't know how we're going to top--
Oh, you're staying over here.
Sorry, I don't know what's happening.
All right.
So, wow, that was really impressive.
Did you see me throw them up in the air, though?
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
It was pretty high, right?
Yeah.
And there's one in there somewhere.
All right, Lyla Tater.
Where's Lyla Tater?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[APPLAUSE]
Hi, Lyla.
Hi.
Where do you live?
I'm from El Cajon, California.
Uh-huh, and what do you do?
I am a freelance artist and photographer.
And I'm also a student.
OK.
And you have a certain talent.
I do.
And what is that talent?
I can make animal impressions.
Let's see it.
All righty.
OK, so I'm going to start off with a horse.
Sure.
[NEIGHING]
[LAUGHTER]
You should add a kick or something, yeah.
[APPLAUSE]
Yeah, that was good.
And then there's a dog.
[BARKING]
[WHIMPERING]
[LAUGHTER]
A little sad doggy, too.
[APPLAUSE]
And then there's a pig.
[OINKING]
[SQUEALING]
[LAUGHTER]
And then, I don't know if you guys
know what a zebra sounds like.
But it sounds like--
[ZEBRA BARKING]
[APPLAUSE]
I think you found out you were able to make that noise
and just assigned an animal to it.
I don't know--
[APPLAUSE]
Are you sure a zebra makes that noise?
I used to have a zebra.
Where do you live?
[LAUGHTER]
I have horses.
I show horses.
So with all my horses, I also have the zebra.
All right, wonderful, Lyla, thank you so much.
I'll take that back.
[APPLAUSE]
I just wanted a zebra.
So I got one.
Asia Ray, where's Asia Ray?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Asia, right here.
How are you?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
All right, hi, Asia.
So where do you live?
Here in Los Angeles.
Uh-huh, and what do you do?
I work at a bar called Black Rabbit Rose.
Are you a bartender?
No.
What do you do?
I swallow swords.
What kind of bar is this?
Is that--
It's a magic venue and bar.
And what other things happen besides sword swallowing?
Magic.
And I also eat fire in our show, as well.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Boys, don't try any of that stuff.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
All right, so you're going to swallow a sword.
Yes, I need a sword.
First, hold on, wait, wait.
How do you--
[LAUGHTER]
Yes?
How do you decide that something you want to try?
Well, I grew up in a freak show.
Oh, OK.
Never mind.
All right.
[LAUGHTER]
Thank you.
Sorry.
Got to lick it first.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
[APPLAUSE]
OK, I've seen--
It's a little wet.
Yeah, I've seen people lick it before.
How in the world does that help anything?
I mean, that really helps?
What?
Yeah, it lubricates it.
I understand-- I know lubrication is.
I understand--
[LAUGHTER]
I know what licking does.
I'm saying--
[LAUGHTER]
You're making me blush, Ellen!
But, like, so how do you even--
how do you--
I don't want to try it.
I just am wondering, like, can anybody do that?
You just open up your mouth at a certain angle
and it just goes down?
You have to train a lot to do it.
Yeah.
Overcome gag reflexes and align the body.
Yeah.
All right.
OK.
Those are all my questions for now.
You have to overcome--
[APPLAUSE]
You have to overcome gag reflexes.
When I brush my teeth and it goes too far on my tongue I
[COUGH] like--
[LAUGHTER]
Arnetta Lawrence, where are you?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[APPLAUSE]
Hi!
Nice to meet you.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
Good.
All right, where do you live?
Merrillville, Indiana.
All right.
And what do you do?
I'm a medical assistant.
A medical assistant, all right.
And what kind of medical assistant?
I work with patients.
Oh, I see.
[LAUGHTER]
That cleared it up.
OK, so, all right, what do you-- what do you do?
I carry things.
You carry things?
Yeah, for my friends.
OK, carry things for your friends?
When we go out.
OK.
And you're going to show us what you carry?
I can.
Yeah.
I need a table.
A table?
All right, let's get a table.
All right.
Oh, OK, well, I have the spray for the girl who
needs a little freshening up.
Uh-huh.
Oh, OK.
Got the deodorant, too, somewhere in here.
Maybe a little tart.
Oh, here's that cap for this.
All right.
And the one who don't want to carry the purse anymore.
Here it is.
They want you to carry the purse.
Right.
And then the girl who can't stay in her heels all night.
I have her flats, her shoes.
Some different shoes.
And sometimes, you know, I get a little hungry.
Uh-huh.
Oops, tater tots.
I love those tater tots.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
You want one?
Thank you, though.
All right.
I have got a makeup bag, too.
You know, I have to--
The makeup bag.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
And then I have the flat iron, keep these curls.
[LAUGHTER]
And then I have the brush for the girl
with the straight hair.
All right.
And then we don't pay for nothing in the club.
So we got your--
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
Come here.
OK, what did you start with?
When someone said carry something for me, what was it.
It's always the bottle.
It starts with the bottle.
I starts with the bottle.
All right, for sharing your talents,
you're all getting a 65 inch TCL Roku TV.
And we'll be back!