- Hae guys. It's me Bretman Rock.
And today I'm at BUzzFeed to read your Thirst Tweets
but before I do,
make sure you guys visit your nearest Ulta
and your nearest drug store soon
where you can check out
my Wet n Wild collection called Jungle Rock.
Lemmi know if you guys like it.
But wait. It's sold out.
You might not be even be able to get it.
Let's begin.
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Bretman Rock has better eyebrows
than the entire female population and that's actual facts.
Honestly she speaks facts.
Honestly I didn't really think I have really nice eyebrows
but thank you for thinking so.
But if you want nice eyebrows,
I really recommend shaving them off
and waiting for them to grow back
cause they grow back thicker.
But if they don't, don't sue me.
I want Bretman Rock to tap dance on my throat.
That's it. That's the tweet.
I don't really know how to tap dance
but I do some you know who,
Tinikling on your throat if you want me to.
Tinikling is a Filipino folklore dance
if you guys are uneducated and uncultured.
Bretman Rock a different type of thick.
I want him to crush my skull with his thighs.
Oh my God.
Did you guys watch that one video
where the girl was like crushing watermelon
with her beep?
Like she went pum!
Roll the clip (laughs).
Bretman Rock has inspired me
to put a stripper pole in my living room.
I love that beep.
I ain't even inspired myself.
So I can relate to you same.
Could people ask me all this time
like what inspired you to get a stripper pole in your house?
I'm like, I inspired myself beep.
No one out a gun on my head like imagine J-lo after Hustler,
Bretman put a beep stripper pole on your beep livingroom.
No beep. I just got high.
And I ordered on Amazon.
Bretman Rock I sexy asf. As beep.
I'm glad he gay and embracing all of it.
But girl, when he post some pics of him
with no make up and looking straight? I lost it.
Dude is so fine. Any guy who gets him is blessed.
Fine and funny. Oh my God.
I don't know the reaction to that but thank you so much.
It was a very expressive tweet.
I felt every word that you said
but yes. Thank God I'm gay.
And yeah. Honestly any guy that would be dating me is lucky.
So you hear that boo?
Oh my God, my man doesn't watch my videos.
But if you are, hey boo?
Bretman Rock with makeup is a bad beep.
Dot, dot, dot, do. And Bretman without makeup is beep.
Daddy beep ugh.
Oh my God. I beep hate that word like
if you ever tweet daddy and Bretman Rock
in one beep sentence, i'm reporting that tweet.
Call me mommy or something beep but daddy?
Daddy beep daddy.
Daddy.
You can't call this daddy beep.
Let me just talk for a second.
I really put on makeup for two beep hours
for you to call me daddy?
For you to beep call me daddy
does this contour scream daddy to you?
Haven't been on Bretman Rock IG page.
That's not my problem.
In a while and I come back to him being a dummy thick.
Beep am I shock. Choke me zaddy.
Okay. Just cause it's not daddy and you change it to zaddy
doesn't mean stop calling me that.
Sometimes I think Bretman Rock is a skinny twink
but then I remember he's a buff ass beep
who could strangle me with a Gucci belt.
First of all it would be like
not a Gucci belt. It'd be like a Hermes belt.
Gucci the beep.
Then stomp on me with a Louboutin stilleto boots.
That sounds about right.
I want one day with Bretman Rock so he can make me laugh.
I can eat his foreign food later that night
and he can sit on my face.
Beep if you give me foreign food beep
you do not want me to sit on your face.
I'm trying to capture the Vers energy
that Bretman Rock possesses.
I'm not Vers. Who the beep said that?
Who is starting these romors about me?
I'm not Vers. I'm not a tap either so fill in the lines.
I get my girl to call me Bretman Rock while we beep.
Harder Bretman Rock, harder. Eew.
Eew. So I had a dream last night
that me and Bretman Rock rolled out to a hotel orgy party
but instead locked ourselves in the bathroom
and did a facemask and mani/pedis.
Beep me as beep. Oh my God.
Me if I went to a hotel orgy party I've to be honest.
Top tease Bretman Rock can destroy this bussy period.
I read that a little too confident. Okay.
Top tease Bretman Rock can destroy this bussy. Period.
Oh, that's so cute. I think I really like
how you put period, period and period.
I would let Bretman Rock wreck my beep don't @ me.
I won't. I really won't.
I won't really @ you. That's the last thing I'll do.
But the answer is no.
I been peeping Bretman Rock lifting weights
and looking masculine in his insta pics
and I just gotta say I'd smash.
Honestly I feel like nowadays all you have to do
is lift weight and look mas to get smash.
Last one. Let's pour the beep out.
This better be good.
Bretman Rock butt is bigger than my mother beep future.
Honestly, not that I know what your future looks like
but I do have a fat ass.
So that has been reading tweets with BuzzFeed.
Thank you so much for watching
and let me know if you guys want more videos
and I won't be adding any at y'all.
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