- I should take some of these.
I'm just gonna take all of them.
Mom, we don't really need forks do we?
I'll just leave one in here.
Find that later.
Leave this for later.
Just in case I need one later.
Yeah. Don't know when you're gonna need
a fork while you're playing the piano.
(forks clatter) Hey neighbor.
You want a fork?
Have one.
My mom, she doesn't need these.
Our mail carrier works so hard.
She- (forks clatter)
I'm just gonna leave these under here and under this seat.
They'll never find it until they sell the car
and then the new owner will have it.
It'll be like a present.
I know this was a Christmas present
but I'll just leave it right there.
I know my mom wrote my name in Sharpie
so I'd never lose this,
but that's better.
Right here so no one will find it ever.
Perfect.
Wee!
Oh look, this looks like a perfect place
to put all of my hoodies.
I'll put 'em here and never check it again.
(laughs menacingly) It's okay.
My parents will buy me new ones. (laughs menacingly)
I'll just take several of these expensive water bottles
but leave the lids to create confusion on busy mornings.
Hey Jennifer, when we get to school today
let's switch water bottle lids.
That way I can add to my collection
of random assortment of lids
that don't fit any existing water bottles in our house.
These are expensive.
That's okay.
My mom said if I lost one more of these things
she wouldn't buy me another.
I don't believe her.
(bottles clatter down stairs)
I'm gonna weave all of these into a friendship bracelet
and give it to my best friend.
What a beautiful day.
My mom said that if I touched her charger again
she'd change the wifi password and not tell me what it was.
Here you take it, you get a charger
you get a charger, you get a charger.
Wee!
Wonder what those wires are for.
I'm just gonna add one that'll help.
(toilet flushes)
Much better.
I shouldn't put both socks in the same hamper.
I'll put one here and one under the bed.
Great idea.
My mom just loves scavenger hunts.
Yay!
Everyone have some socks.
Just take them.
This video came to be
because I went looking for forks in my house.
Hi Penn.
I went looking for forks in my house and I found none.
That's right Penn.
And I was like,
"What is my family doing with all the forks?"
Just the forks.
We don't need spoons, knives, just the forks.
I was like, "Do they just go skipping
down the street and just throwing forks?"
- This is my hill I will die on.
Where are these going?
- [Kim] Where are the chargers going?
- Where have all the chargers gone?
- [Kim] So, okay, this next one
what are we thinking for this next shot?
- You're gonna throw them over the fence.
Let's call David and see if he's okay with it.
- [Kim] Okay.
- David.
Not much. Can I throw some chargers
into your backyard for a video?
Like just phone chargers?
- [Kim] And then we'll get 'em.
- I would explain it, but I don't even know how.
- [Kim] Here's Penn.
Came to the neighbor's backyard.
I gotta...
Our dog definitely poops back here.
What a beautiful day.
Shooting that,
I lost the brick.
- Okay, there's, this is,
let me know when I'm close, there's snakes everywhere.
- [Kim] Yeah, but...
- Am I getting close?
- [Kim] No, keep going.
Up and then to the right.
We're really bad at finding things,
reference the "Amazing Race."
Okay. We're gonna have to go back and look
at the video in high resolution to see where the brick
because the brick part is what goes missing.
And we just threw it into a big old snake filled pit of ivy.
Cool.
Shoot's going great.
Okay.
We've moved to the park
where we're imagining
our children would definitely leave hoodies.
- Chuck 'em up on the top here and I'll stay really wide.
- [Kim] Okay.
- 'Cause you're kind of like (laughs menacingly)
- [Kim] Yeah.
- My parents will buy me new ones.
- [Kim] Okay. Heading back to finish the video.
Penn just broke the news to me
that he has the same range as Britney Spears.
Let's hear it.
- I do. She's an alto and I'm a tenor
and like we're maybe off by like a couple of half steps.
But a lot of her songs are like,
♪ Hush, just stop ♪
♪ There's nothing you can do or say ♪
I could totally, I could do all her songs.
- [Kim] People ask how I knew you were the one
and it's because you know so many Britney Spears songs.
By the way, you've been to a Britney Spears concert.
- It was the best concert I've ever been to.
- [Kim] Right?
- Well the circumstances were good.
We got like a discount VIP ticket
and then we got in line before everyone else.
So we sat in front of Jay-Z and Beyonce.
- [Kim] Yeah. - That was a fun night.
- [Kim] Good times.
- They had to look over my big head to see Britney.
How many did you throw?
- [Kim] I threw four.
- [Penn] One, two, three.
- [Kim] Uh oh.
Crap. - [Penn] Wait.
- [Kim] Oh no. Oh my gosh.
Oh, it's the blue one too.
- [Penn] Did you like that one?
- [Kim] Yes, okay.
- [Penn] Where'd you put the blue one?
- [Kim] I don't know.
So, we have lost two items in our funny attempt at comedy.
So we're having to put the video on the timeline
and go deep.
- [Penn] So it goes here.
There it is.
So it's like right in the middle.
See? It goes right there.
So there's a, do you see what that is?
- [Kim] It's like a can.
- [Penn] Is that a can or is that?
- [Kim] Yeah, so it's to the right of the can.
- [Penn] It's about halfway in the middle, see?
And it goes very deep right there.
So it's like one, two steps in.
At the almost the highest point of it.
- [Kim] Okay. I'm gonna go look.
(leaves rustling) Oh my gosh.
I found it.
(Kim gasps excitedly)
Yay!
If you guys watched "The Amazing Race,"
there was an episode in which I had to find something
and it is like a stack, a sea of stones.
And I realized at that moment I'm not really good
at finding things, but I found this.
Oh, what a day.
What a time to be alive.
Hi there. - Howdy.
- [Kim] So you've got your snake boots.
- Yeah, these are actually waders
for when I used to go mussel farming.
I'm just a human onion.
(Kim laughs)
- [Kim] Nicely done.
Okay.
- It went this way, right?
- [Kim] Yeah.
Down, down.
- This is probably like that thing you did
on "The Amazing Race" where I've like walked
over it three times.
- [Kim] Yes.
We often get asked, "How do you plan your videos?"
Like, "How far in advance?"
No, this was an idea I had today, this morning.
We shot it this afternoon.
Either Penn will edit it or our friend Sam will edit it.
TBD.
- Sorry, not getting handsy here.
- Well, that's later.
Anyway, thanks for watching. Bye.
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