• From using someone else’s crayon without asking to the proper way of making a sandwich,
the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about
the dumbest things we’ve seen people fight over.
Hellbent’s the name, narrations the game.
Let’s begin
Number 10 was submitted by Viontriminaxrious Nixxiom
At school, Nixxiom’s friend wanted to borrow a pencil from a classmate.
When he was done borrowing it, the classmate found that it wasn’t sharp anymore.
He told Nixxiom’s friend that he should’ve sharpened it, and then said, “You motherfucker!”
That was when the classmate punched Nixxiom’s friend in the face, and his friend punched
the classmate in the face.
Both of them were suspended for two weeks.
Nixxiom thought it was the weirdest fight for the dumbest reason… not sharpening a
pencil.
Number 9 was submitted by JDABOSS_ Melissa
One day, Melissa was walking down the street when she saw two guys walking in the opposite
direction, pointing at birds.
They saw a bird that they did not recognize and started to debate over what bird it could
be.
One guy bet the other guy one dollar that he was right, so the other guy took out his
phone and did a search for the bird.
It turned out that one of them was right and had won the dollar.
The winner rubbed the dollar bill in the loser’s face, making him scream in anger before punching
him in the gut.
The winner cussed at the guy and screamed, “I’m going to not follow you on Instagram
anymore!”
The loser replied, “Well, I will delete you from my contacts!”
The winner was so hurt by what the loser said that he started to cry, but not before taking
off his shoes and throwing them at him.
Melissa just walked away, confused.
Number 8 was submitted by Pastafreak16-1 Tolop
Tolop witnessed a dumb fight in her school’s cafeteria one day.
She was sitting at her table, eating breakfast when she looked at the table next to hers.
One girl was sitting in another girl’s usual spot, and that caused a fight to break out.
The girl that wanted her usual seat threw the girl to the ground and began slamming
her head against the floor.
A teacher rushed into the fight and dragged the girl off the other.
Then, the teacher dragged the angry girl all the way to the office by the back of her shirt.
The other girl was sent home early due to her injuries, but later everyone found out
that the injuries weren’t that bad.
Number 7 was submitted by Poketrainer77777 Jameshark
In the second grade, Jameshark and the rest of his class were working on a coloring puzzle.
One of his friends was almost done but didn’t have the last color that he needed.
So, he asked a classmate if he could borrow the crayon with the necessary color.
There was no answer, so Jameshark’s friend took it.
When he was done, he returned it to the classmate, who asked if that crayon was his.
Jameshark’s friend said that it was, and the classmate replied, “Why didn’t you
ask me?”
He then slapped his friend across the face.
In response, his friend punched the classmate.
A fight broke out, which lasted several seconds before the teacher broke it up.
They were suspended for two days.
Number 6 was submitted by 0MrFantasticFace Paprika
One time, Paprika was at a friend’s house playing games.
She got hungry after a while, so she decided to make herself a sandwich.
There was only one loaf of bread, so Paprika used one slice of bread and one slice of cheese.
Her friend saw the sandwich she had created and stared to argue with her about having
just cheese and only one slice of bread.
She went on to tell Paprika that it was tasteless because the cheese doesn’t have any flavor.
It just so happened that a friend of theirs was on a call with them, and the friend sided
with Paprika, saying that cheese was good.
The argument continued for a while longer before her friend’s brother yelled at them
to stop fighting over something so dumb.
Number 5 was submitted by AnnaSteelFox17 Spinalpalm
Spinalpalm and his friend got into a stupid argument one day.
During recess, when they were in sixth grade, Spinalpalm and his friend saw a cool-looking
stick.
When they went to pick it up, they ended up grabbing it at the same time.
Then they began to argue, since they both really wanted it.
After a while, the argument got so heated that a teacher had to intervene.
Now that they’re older, Spinalpalm and his friend look back and laugh about the dumb
fight they had over a stick.
Number 4 was submitted by ThemCrispyGames Wolfgang
Wolfgang was at a restaurant with his family one time.
His sister was 10, and his brother was 9.
His brother blew a straw wrapper off his straw, being the immature kid he was.
When he went to pick it up to do it again, his sister picked it up and used it as a scarf
for the fox plushie she had with her.
Then, Wolfgang’s brother started to argue with her, telling her to give it back to him.
He then started grabbing for it, while his sister kept saying that she had it first.
It caused a scene after a while, and Wolfgang saw someone from another table glaring at
them.
So, Wolfgang snatched the straw wrapper from them and tore it up.
While his brother and sister yelled at him for tearing up their toy, Wolfgang just sat
there, minding his own business.
Not only was Wolfgang embarrassed, but so were his parents.
Number 3 was submitted by FuckYaChickenStrips9 Sweetcommando
One day, Sweetcommando went to Walmart to get his little brother some snacks.
While looking in the chip aisle, two big, fat soccer moms came down the aisle with their
kids.
They started grabbing all the food they could get their hands on.
One of them grabbed a big bag of Cheetos, while the other slammed her shopping cart
into the other mom so she could grab her Jolly Ranchers.
That was when they began to fight.
Even some of the children were fighting.
At one point, one of the moms said, “I breathed on it first.”
Then a kid said, “My mom has had more men than you will ever have.”
Sweetcommando laughed his ass off as the fight continued.
Soon, the moms and their kids were kicked out of the store.
After paying for his items, Sweetcommando went outside and saw that the moms were still
fighting in the parking lot.
One of them even had a switchblade… all for a bag of Jolly Ranchers.
Number 2 was submitted by Thepotatodapper Zaraganba
Zaraganba was at the school library when his friend suddenly yelled, “I like turtles.”
Someone else in the library said in response, “No, you don’t.”
That was when Zaraganba’s friend and the other kid began to fight.
It went on for a while until a teacher came out and yelled at them to stop, just as Zaraganba’s
friend was telling the kid that he will go after his family.
At that moment, Zaraganba realized that he needed to get new friends.
Number 1 was submitted by MeltedIceCubesDX Derek
When he was in the fifth grade, an author was coming to Derek’s school.
So, the school had the students decorate the classroom doors in the theme of one of her
books.
Derek and his friends were some of the people who worked on the project.
As he headed to the back of the classroom to get some glue, Derek overheard two girls
yelling at each other.
Apparently, they were fighting over whether or not the door to their classroom should
have snowflakes.
The fight escalated very quickly, and one girl even threatened the other with a pair
of scissors.
Their teacher went over to them and said that they could no longer work on the project.
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
We have another question for you: “What is the most desperate thing you’ve ever
tried to do to get out of trouble?”
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