you guys know that honesty is one of my
values I'm someone who would rather know
the truth about everything people taste
oh yeah we get like a second round of
peeps my dude but there are definitely
some instances where lying is not only
expected but necessary like when you ate
a gift oh my god why would you get me a
solar system do you know how much
responsibility this is so what I just
have to rule over all of these
microcosms and hope that they don't
discover how to separate atoms well it's
just chillin in my house you basically
gave me a ticking time-bomb
dude not Titan Zilla not tight or when
the truth could actually hurt someone
hey so where's your boyfriend we had an
affair behind your back and he said he
was gonna leave you a note students I'm
gonna go like murder him oh yeah he's at
his friend's house do you mind something
me daddy
yeah totally uh I'll holla text you the
coordinates one sec oh my god think yeah
and when a prospective employer asks you
about your professional weaknesses do
not tell them the truth when the truth
is yeah I guess in this instance
specifically my professional weaknesses
would be that I have zero passion
whatsoever for the job I'm just be doing
it for the money and if I became a star
command pilot there may be a lot of
unnecessary casualties because I'd be
putting in the minimum amount of effort
here and you don't want to cave in I do
like to have an afternoon famosa
and definitely definitely lie when
someone shares exciting news and you
have a negative opinion about it so is
this like incest or masturbation what I
mean you're engaged to your clone hey
man you don't need to impose your Genet
or normative views on us you got a
minutes weird you have identical DNA
yeah will you share 98% of your DNA with
a monkey the least you could do is
pretend to be happy for us
I'm not okay I think it's weird and I
oddly feel left out
I mean I've clearly thought about that
one a lot yeah I've thought about I
thought about that a lot
is it incest is it masturbation I mean
you're the same
who's saying but like you don't share
the same consciousness so it's like yeah
I'd be interested in trying it I mean
I'm not opposed you know but like a fun
experiment like do they know do they
have the experience do they know all the
places that are good you know I'm Anna
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