how old you think I was geez
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hello joke factory Wow happy to be here
thank you for coming out I appreciate it
Michelle happy birthday nice can't
[ __ ] you're turning so how much do
you weigh no one answer that
I'll ask him then alright what you're
not gonna hear that you want to get
blown tonight don't you knock off 10
kilos live right what piece fees how
long have you guys been together you
guys together right all right nice no
but it's an affair Michelle what's your
name Michelle's guy Jeff Jeff and
Michelle how long how long have you guys
been together eight years marry dating
what why would you point at him what's
happening it's about - well way to ruin
the surprise for her
yeah propose already
oh nice how - Bo's Vijaya Lao resort
Pangkor Laut where's that my parents go
to badger every year it's [ __ ] [ __ ]
not this place nice was it nice Michele
did you say yes if you said no I didn't
so try again Jeff how'd you guys meet at
work okay what did you do prostitute
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relax don't heckle your friends ex boss
but get to you man what's your ex-boss
filming use is that why you had to leave
the company because you caught you doing
something about the photo state machine
okay do you guys still work there no
right okay cool well why does the group
communication what is that that sounds
really boring but let's talk about that
yeah
tell-tell boss alright [ __ ] boss
right there look up over down what are
you doing man can't take a photo later
she doesn't work for you anymore what a
dick
I know I should resign now I only know
five seconds I don't work for that
[ __ ] guy
what's your name boss bus Wow okay so
you think you're a good boss no it's
focus on you now you always your
coworkers right now who I'll be like for
women holy [ __ ] okay watch your deal
okay through communications what do you
do he's not doing a very good job but
someone who does communications all
right nice and how do you know of these
women colleagues you guys like for you
boss oh man anyways all right we'll
leave this a little happy birthday
Michelle I hope they have the wedding
plans already
no okay good luck anyway it's gonna work
out UK to study I know it's a popular
Malaysian thing nice where'd you go
London LSE UCL Westminster are you
[ __ ] up Malaysians if you go to the UK
to study you have to go to Oxford
Cambridge LSE UCL right anything else
your parents just go study UK study you
again if you have good worry they don't
mean the university Westminster what do
you study business psychology good
alright your parents proud of you
what do you do now business psychology
teacher completely [ __ ] up there
and do you study in the UK - no just
here which one tar is that good
better than Malaysia University right is
it um um cool man
nice nice do you like living in London
it's hard vegan Wow Jesus what the boss
[ __ ] relax again
he works in you and he deserves it
doesn't he I don't know what is that
reaction really I thought you were 55
Jesus crap this think that's like me for
a second there you know well what was
that reaction who who went really raise
your hand look I can see you okay why
why did you say that do I look too old
the most posh [ __ ] me okay let me should
I be roasted by the audience member or
out shaved man Jesus how old you think I
was jeez
wow that sucks man hurt my feelings now
you know what's your deal man what's
your name
sorry picky nice to meet you picky what
do you do
you'll be working okay I assume that
yeah as a as working as a business
drug dealer a little bit what drugs you
mean later the bathrooms all right
seriously all right so what business do
you do picking clothes okay where can
you give answers are longer than one
word TV what Kanaan
Kanaga is that a place sorry I don't
know where is it Kananga nice place no
this is the honors crew here you look 40
you're not gonna [ __ ] what is your
problem man we all be friends here you
get you guys think you look great you
look [ __ ] - all right what what's your
name dude
Raymond okay buddy what do you do that
so [ __ ] great - sherry man please
don't sue me you guys are great I do
look 40 actually thank you thank you
good night
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