All right!
Who wants to build a fire?
Ugh! I'm like a buffet for bugs!
And not even a good buffet!
Like a sweaty Golden Corral!
Look at them over there with their tent and their running water and electricity.
That's not camping! You gotta be underneath the stars!
Check this out! This is a 6-in-1 multi-tool!
Yeah. This has everything we need.
I went to this website that said, "these are the 7 essential things you need to take on a camping trip,"
and this was always, like, number 3 or 4 on there.
Lemme just get this open with the knife I bought!
Oh.
You got, like, some scissors or something?
Oh hey, can you, uh, can you plug that in for me?
Just...yeah, thank you.
(sighs)
(into fan) Thank you!
Today, I'm gonna show you how to make the perfect s'more.
And here's what you're gonna wanna do:
First, you're gonna take your knife and your peanut butter.
And you're gonna spread the peanut butter evenly over the surface of the graham cracker.
Once the graham cracker is perfectly coated, you're gonna wanna then add
your Peanut M&M's.
It gives you that extra crunch you need
for a satisfying bite.
Doesn't that look great?
And now we add the most important ingredient:
The toasted marshmallow.
Now, a lot of people say they like theirs burnt. But that's just what people say when they don't know what they're doing.
Now we have...
...the perfect s'more.
So you didn't bring any Hershey's??
What??
I can't sleep on the ground. You know that.
What, this still counts as camping!
Hey! Let me know when the coffee's ready!
Don't judge me!
Ok, normally we're gonna want to set up the tent facing east, but,
there's a wind coming out of the northwest so just scooch it over a couple of degrees--
Oh! Hey buddy! Hey!
Uh, we're gonna want a double-upside-down crosseyed fisherman knot on that tarp, ok?
Yeah. Look in the handbook.
All right! Yeah, just a couple more degrees.
(loud music and chatter)
Rise and grind, sleepyheads!
(in tent) Mmm. It's not even 6AM yet!
You're gonna waste the day away! It's already half gone.
I will murder you in these woods.
Ok!
More for me!
(off-screen) Hey honey, how was your camping trip?
It was so great!
Peaceful!
So much nature.
Didn't even miss...taking a shower.
Camping? This weekend?
Like, in a tent??
On the ground?!
Oh, no.
No, that sounds...that sounds awful.
Yeah. Yeah, no. Count me out.
But you have fun, though.
Yeah, enjoy the nature.
Ok, bye.
Hey, you got Netflix cued up?
All right. Coming.