SMG4 back in 1969 (lol 69) (PRO-MODE: Watch without laughing)
There once lived a land far away from the mushroom kingdom... (no mommy stories suck balls)
WTF IS THAT SHITY SHIT OF SHITY SHIT OF SHITY SHIT OF SHITY SHIT OF SHITY SHIT OF SHITY SHIT OF SHITY SHIT OF bla bla bla (#shityception)
aka the kingdom of.... PINGASSSSSSSSSSSSS (jk i mean randomness
A place of creepy and retarded people.
(try not to cringe on this part)
where everyone loves GRAND DAD and play minecraft
Nightmare. I will have nightmares forever now, that's great
Fact #1: Octopus has three hearts
Fact#2: Saudi Arabic imports camels from SMG4's country
Quiet! My pinga is peeing
1000000000000000000000/0 waa-ing (yeah it was)
Flowey 3.12 is coming
The game over feels you with determi- something
Introducing Waluigi 1.0 offical release
Add new features to Waluigi beta 8 (final beta).They are: douche32.exe 1.4 and rocket launcher 2.0.1...
Weheheheheh
O sh*t
I AM SICK OF YOUR SHIT
oh no is waluigi going to get shut down ?
Tip: go to setting -> speed -> 0.5 to easily read the crimes. oh yeah pause 2.
Waluigi is possessing... Please wait.
FUCK DA POLICE COMIN' STRAIGHT FROM TEH UNDERGROUND (because they are as rage as playing flappy bird)
OH NOOO
What the fuck?
Meanwhile...in this shit again
*SNORE* (rip headphone user)
The male luigi doll something something mating some shit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (rip headphone user) x2 combo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
randomwariosounds (rip headphone user) x3 combo
Oh
Shit
Wario: oh no, eeaaahhhh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA----- (rip headphone user) x4 combo
Man touches toad's butt (Well that thing is from Luigi labyrinth back in 2015)
ma favourite channel better than your moma
bowser Jr.: ha ha ha ho ho ho
bowser Jr.: hee hee hee HEE! haa haa haa HAA! (teach me senpai how to be on tv)
DING DING DINGDINGDING (pause the video to read)
This statue plays absolutely no part in the plot
bowser Jr.: ha! hoehoehoe. haha! (tongue twister)
OH MY GOD
YEAAA
Wario: Oh yeah
Wario: Wario wins! arrgh
IM A BARBIE GIRL
IN A BARBIE WORLD
Koopa: OOHHHH! OH MA GOD! AAHHH! #crazyness Wario: *making sexy crawling noises*
Wario: *still making mettaton crawling noises*
Wario: Heh heh heh! Wario time!
Yeahyeahyeahyeah
Wario: Waah! *statue breaking*
O shet
Wario: AAH! AAAH! HO-A! WHHAAAATT?
Bowser: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hiya Bowser
mien
MINEMINEMINEMINE
(S4: meanwhile, back at this douche)
WAluigi: waaaaa! noo-oo-oo-oo-oo( low battery)
WAluigi: *padpadpaddlepaddlepaddle*
Question: what does mk stand for?
Waluigi being retarded
Oh shiet
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUN! SaladassASASAASSSSSSS
WAluigi: Awwwwwwwww! Come on! ( did you see kirby?)
STAHP RIGHHHT DERE
WAluigi: AH-WA-WA-WA-WA-WA-WA *paddy intesifies*
Wario: WA-A-A-A-AH Oh noo. Somebody cheated
Boweser: Braaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww *laughs* (You lose lol)
Wario aka Waluigi 2.0: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
WAluigi: *grunt* *grunt* *grunt* LOOK OUT!
(The yolo chance !)
Wario: Oh yea! Oh yea Ooohhh yeeaaaa! ( Wario belives he can fly...)(don't know the rest of the lyrics)
Fuck
WAluigi: his wah soundboard never stops
*sploosh-toon*
*haaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!*(no wait wrong sound effect)(well whatever)
( the sound of wario's fat ass landing on the boat)
Wario: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*BATTLE OF THE WAA BROTHERS*
Bowser: ooooo-RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
You're fucked
(are you sure about that?)
*screaming*
*still screaming*
WAluigi: wahahaha!!
Wario: YOUSUNUfVABITCH
Wario: AHHHHHH!!!
HUHYOUFUCKINGLIKETHATYOUMOTHERFUCKING
Biatch
Wario: AAAAAAHHHH!
Wario: here we go
WAluigi: Oh yea!
WAluigi: NAAAAAAAAAAA!!(Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss)
(S4: TWO F*CKING MORONS THROWING A GOLD BOWSER HEAD BACK AND FORTH) trump got shot by bowser
TWO KIDS GON DIE TONIGHT
Both: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(S4: the sound of wario's and WAluigi's and the bowser head's fat asses hitting the ground)
Wario: Who do you think you are, mama fucker?
WAluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAluigi
Wario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH...
(Vietnam flashback incoming)
Wario 1st edition : (high-pitched) ha hahaha! booobies
Wario: ...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
WAluigi: RUN BITCH!
Wario: DON'T FUCKING go as fast as sanic AWAY FROM ME!!!
*these don't add to the Wah soundboard...*WAluigi: WO-HO!
Hotter than my grandma
WAluigi: WOW-OW-OW-OW-OW!
Wario: LEEEEEEEROOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!(game role should be better)
(S4: Old lady with glasses can't see. wut)fuhfiklfsadkjdfshajlkfdasljkafsdjklalfksjfalhdjsklfkdjsafsdkjlhfdlkjfdslkhjfdklfkjhfakaffkdjkjasflflkadjsfjaskdl
And she is Tom (WTF IS GOING ON)FODLKJGHDJSKLAFLKDJSAGHFSLDLFDHSFDJLKDFSJHKLFDKJLFDSAJHKLFDASJKHLFADSLHJKFDSJKHFDKJFSADJFKHSJHKFLASKHJLFASJKSFDKJHFSD
Wario and WAluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(S4: dat gmod face tho) (SMG4 WAS AN OFFICER?@?!@?@?@?@?!!11
DA DA DA DA DA HEY
Smg4 1.8 memes perfection exclusive pack: TARGET SPOTTED)
(S4: the sond of the old man's ass hitting the ground)
SMG4?: GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
(S4: get rekt m8)
Wario: GET OUTTA HERE! HERE WE GO!
*vroooooooooooommmm*
WAluigi: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER(2 spoky 4 me)
Wario: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!11
WAluigi :WAHAHA! WAA!
Wario: SSSSSWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT MMMMMEEEEERRRRRCCCCCCIIIIIFFFFFUUUUUULLLLL CCCCCCRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wario: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! AAHH-AHHH-AAHHH! (fuk this shit im out) AAAAHHHHHHHHH! *jump*
WAluigi: AAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWANOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAA
(S4: oh shit)will they die? and they won't be upgrade again?
WAluigi: AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWWAWAWAWA(good idea)
Wario: Oh no! I can't lose! good idea 2
WAluigi: WAHAHA! WAA!
(S4: another epic Vietnam flash back incoming...)
WAluigi old alpha 0.1.2: (high-pitched) come onn! let'sa goo!
WAluigi: big brother?!?!?!?!?!?
WAluigi: BIG BROTHER?!?!?!?!?!?
WAluigi: (high-pitched) aww come onn! waa haa!
Wario 1st edition: (high-pitched) (slowed down) NOM NOM NOM. OM. NOM.(this is not cut the rope)
*moar wut random sounds*
Wario: (high-pitched) NOO! (another nightmare)
(S4: *facepalms slowly* (oh my fucking god) two baby morons fighting over some ice cream) and baby Obama wins
Wario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WAluigi: (high-pitched) oh shet!
YEZSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*da-ding!*
Wario: aa-aa-aa-aa-aa! hohoho
WAluigi: (high-pitched) noooooooooooooooooooo!
Wario: (high-pitched) shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
(S4: the sound of wario's fat ass landing in the boat)
*sploosh-ton*
(S4: todswurts anoyin poop)
baby waluigi's mother: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
baby peach: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (S4: moar of todswurts anoyin shet)
WAluigi: (high-pitched) waa ha ha! waa!
(S4: bak 2 le presnt and future)
WAluigi: big brother?!?!?!?!?!?
WAluigi AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA *recovery sfx*
(S4: sound of Wario's fat ass hitting the ground)
(S4: sound of WAluigi's fat ass hitting the ground)
*random WAluigi/Wario sounds)
Wario: OW WAAAAAA
Love story or porno?
Wario: I KILL YOU WITH-A MY NOSE!!
Both: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! DDDDDDD': (try not to cry) and wut
(S4: A wild Bowser appeared!)
Both scream waaaa (it wasn't very effective...)
*ding*
(S4: WAluigi used hat and say wahha!)
*DA DAAAAAAA*
(S4:Let's see)
*metal gear alert noise* the 7th time
*ERN ERN ERN ERN ERN* (S4: it's a perfect match)fkadslfkdjslafkdsla;lfks;ad illuminati comfirm
(S4: It's super effective!)
DUN DUN! DUN DUN DUNDUN!!!!!!
"The mother ends the story"wtf just happened
SMG4 back in 1969 (lol 69 again)
Subtitles made by Alexander Williams( remake by someone)
Please don't come to my house and kill me thank you. (oh wait you can't find me)
#Under102turkeyclub