If you had to, which would you rather eat
a seeing eye dog, or a talking gorilla?
- That's a good one. - Mm-hmm.
I'd have to say..
...the talking gorilla
'cause at least I could explain to him
that you're making me eat him.
- Hmm. Somebody went to college. - Yeah.
Wow. What is it? I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry. It's just my foot itches like crazy.
Oh. I'll get it.
Wow, I usually get to know a girl better
before I let her spoon me.
Relax. It's not like we're forking.
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Oh, that's five, Ross.
Five women have had five babies
and I have had no babies.
Why doesn't she want to come out?
You know what I think it is?
I think you made such a nice home for her
over the last nine months
that she just doesn't want to leave.
Oh.
Look at you making up crap for me.
- Oh, God. Ooh, ooh. - Okay, okay.
- Ooh, ooh. - Oh.
Twenty-one hours. You're a hero.
Doctor, you got to do something.
I think you got to give me drugs
or you got to li-light a fire up in there
and just smoke it out.
Actually, I think you're ready to go to the delivery room.
- What? - Ten centimeters.
You're about to become a mom.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Ha, ha, ha. Beat ya, sucker!
Oh, my God.
That's the doctor who was in my room before.
Huh.
Okay, Mr. Percocet.
I'm telling you
the guy from that show was here
in my room asking me all these we-weird questions.
Cliff, do you really believe that a character
from a TV show was here in your room?
Rachel's having her baby!
That-that's him. You know him?
Okay, okay. I.. Okay.
Um, this..
I-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you.
Um, if it, you know, if it helps you came off great.
A lot better than I'm coming off right now.
I don't believe this.
You-you got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
Fake? Oh, excuse me. Hello.
And then you tried to make me think that I was crazy?
You're right. That was wrong.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
It's just that I liked you so much.
Can we just, can we just start over?
- I don't think so. - I-If I may.
Um, um, look, Cliff.
You told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right?
Now, maybe-maybe it would help
if-if you knew some personal stuff about her.
Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer.
Uh...she gave birth to her brother's triplets.
Oh, oh, oh.
Her, her twin sister used to do porn. Uh..
Joey, we're trying to dial down the crazy.
Right.
Um..
Look, we don't, we don't really know each other
so it would be really easy to just forget about this
'but there seems to be something between us'
and I don't know about you
but that doesn't happen to me a lot.
It doesn't happen to me either.
Me neither.