Ryan: Oh hey guys!
So as you can see I'm moving, right?
With all the boxes
Universal symbol for moving.
This is all staged. This is just to get the point across.
I'm not actually taking any of this stuff
I don't know what I'm talking about, lets get started!
Dear Ryan, can you jump over a moving car?
*Intense music plays*
Dear Ryan, would you do a "You Laugh, You Lose Dad Jokes challenge with the crew?
Ryan: HA HA-
I'm already losing, damn it!
Wait that doesn't count, that doesn't count
Ryan: You go first.
Paco: Mmmm
Ryan: I can't. I suck at this game already.
It's because I know I can't laugh.
Ryan: Alright starting now.
Paco: What do you call a thousand dad jokes?
*Ryan and Greg starts laughing*
Will: How do you make a Kleenex Dance? Sean: I don't know. How?
Will: What?
*Will laughs*
Greg: No idea.
*Greg and Sean laughs*
Derrick: Nice..
Daina: What does he say?
Derrick: Oh.
Paco: No.
Paco: You can't do that!
Ryan: You just lost!
Paco: He can't do that!
Ryan: That's part of the joke.
Ryan: Man I suck at this game..
I laughed at EVERY single one, off camera.
And it's not even funny. I don't even think it's funny.
Ryan: What?
Paco: WHAT?!
Ryan: Wait, let me try one more, one more. Go again, go again.
Paco: What?
Ryan: Okayy..
Why.. don't- uhh ha ha, wait.. scratch that.
Start over.
Why don't.. *chuckles* wait hold on,
One more.
Derrick: Cause they suck her blood?
Ryan: What?
Derrick: Yeah.
Dear Ryan, can you brush your teeth and then drink orange juice?
Ryan: Why- I don't understand why people always send me this
and I know this is a challenge from like a while back.
I should know this but I honestly have no idea
what this challenge is and I'm not letting any of the guys tell me.
I really don't know what's gonna happen
And I didn't look it up, I promise.
So this is a hundred percent genuine reaction.
I guess let's try it?
Ryan: Alright I finished brushing my teeth and umm..
I guess I'm just gonna try it.
Why are you smiling like have you-
Greg: Your teeth turns yellow.
Ryan: Is that what it does?!
Greg: Permanent yellow..
Ryan: Wait, wait- I'm not gonna do that!
Derrick: Permanent orange
Sean: You could whiten it.
Ryan: Ready?
Derrick: Awww..
Sean: How is it?
Aw, does it taste gross?
Will: Oh, he's gonna throw up.
Sean: Eww..
Will: Ugh!
Sean: Is it that bad?
Ryan: Oh dude..
Ryan: No it's not bad at all.
Ryan: How is this even a challenge?
Like what-
Like what is supposed to happen from drinking this after you-
Dear Ryan, can you do if children songs were realistic?
Ryan: I've always wanted to be children's song writer.
It must be like one of the easiest jobs in the world..
You gotta be like a doctor to write 'Cat in the Hat'
I'd always believe that you should be honest with kids
If I have a kid and he asked me where do babies come from,
I'm not gonna lie to him.
And that's how you should be with kids, you make them smarter.
Daina: Okay boys and girls!
Now lets give our guest performer a nice, warm welcome!
Ryan: Hey kids! Umm..
First question,
Do any of you know how to play the guitar?
No? Okay then, we're just gonna use this.
♫ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♫
♫ The wheels on the bus should change lanes now ♫
Thank you.
To the kid who finally started it.
Next song
♫ Old MacDonald had a cow ♫
♫ There's a reason I said "had" ♫
Because they ATE him!
Daina: Okay, maybe let's try the next song?
Ryan: ♫ Twinkle twinkle ball of gas ♫
♫ Thousands of light-years far away ♫
♫ So when you wish upon a ball of gas ♫
♫ The gases from your a- ♫
Okay
I think that's enough for today,
We don't use that kind of language in here do we ki-?
Oh no no no, I was just gonna say ass,
Like equivalent to the gases from your ass, not
Cut me off that fu**ing bi***
*clapping*
Thank you
Dear Ryan, can you kiss Sean?
Wait, what?
I never screenshotted that Dear Ryan, did you?
Oh yeah, um someone just keeps sending
These over and over I mean just look at it
I thought you could just tell them that it's not gonna happen.
Oh right. Um, yeah sure, sure.
I'm serious. People keep spamming it
You can just like look at my screen right now.
Yeah uh right. Uh...
You know what? I think I have to go...
Sean: Are-Are you serious?
Ryan, you know that I'm not gay
Ryan: I know I know I'm just- Sean: I have a girlfriend.
Sean: We've been friends for over ten years!
Ryan: It's- it's something completely unrelated. Sean: Come on! Do you not believe me?
Are you serious?!
That is one big closet
Dear Ryan, can you write a Dear Ryan to yourself?
That should be good
Ehh, maybe 20 30 more
Dear Ryan, do a parody of Stephen King's 'IT'
I don't know if you guys ever saw the first one, but
I remember watching it when I was a little kid
and I was terrified of it
and when I was watching the new "IT" movie
The sequel, the 2017 version,
I kind of thought to myself "This movie doesn't really work anymore."
*Child laughing*
No!
Ah!
Hiya Georgie,
what a nice boat.
Do you want it back?
What are you doing in the sewer?
Oh well a storm blew me, away?
Blew the whole circus away.
-Can you smell the circus, Georgie? -Um...
There's peanuts,
cotton candy, hot dogs and...
coffee?
no...
steak?
no, no...
Korean Barbecue-?
It's a circus, It's a f*cking circus, Georgie.
-Popcorn? -Popcorn!
-Is that your favorite? -Yeah!
Mine too! Cause they go pop pop pop!
*Child laughs*
I think I should leave now...
Ooh, without your boat?
Take it.
No, that's okay I have a Xbox
Oh
So leave your questions in the comments below,
and you could be responsible for the next video.
Ryan: Oh that hurt.
Paco: What?
*laughs*
Old MacDonald had a cow...
I forgot the end
*Ryan laughs* Dammit!
*Everyone laughs*
Cotton candy
Hot dogs... (voice crack)
Hahahaha
*laughs* Hmmmmmm...
pop...
pop pop pop pop pop pop...
AHHHHHHHH
Oh!
Well I'm Japanese Pennywise,
Also known as Yenwise (Ha Ha get it)
The Japanese clown..