>> Reggie: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF WORKING WITH AN
AWESOME HOUSE BAND?
IF YOU ARE THINKING OF WORKING WITH AN AWESOME-- THIS DOESN'T
FEEL LIKE THE MOST RELATABLE TOPK.
I MEAN IT IT IS A LITTLE NICHE, I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, IT IS
A LITTLE NICHE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> JAMES SHALL WITH.
>> JAMES, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I CAN RELATE TO THAT TOPIC.
>> James: KERMIT THE FROG, WERE YOU JUST SITTING UNDERNEATH
THE DESK THIS ENTIRE TIME?
>> YES.
YOU KNOW TRK IS A REAL SWAMP DOWN HERE, JAMES.
>> James: OKAY, THERE ARE A LOT OF LIGHTS, IT MAKES ME SWEAT
A LOT.
>> OKAY.
>> James: SINCE YOU ARE HERE, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP ME
OUT WITH A FEW OF THESE SIDE EFFECTS.
>> OH, SURE THING.
>> James: YEAH?
>> YEAH, YOU BET.
>> James: TELL YOU WHAT, JUST, ALL YOU GT TO DO, JUST READ
THESE CARDS HERE.
THESE LITTLE CARDS AND JUST LOOK DOWN THE LENS.
>> JAMES, JAMES, I HAVE BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS A LOT LONGER THAN
YOU HAVE.
I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT.
>> James: OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
IT IS A VERY SMALL FONT.
OKAY.
IF YOU ARE THINKING OF WORKING WITH AN AWESOME HOUSE BAND, YOU
SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS AND THOSE EFFECTS MAY
INCLUDE HAVING AN UNPREDICTABLE BAND LEADER WHO CAN BE A LITTLE
CRAZY AND OVERWHELMING.
>> James: YEAH, HONESTLY, SAME.
(APPLAUSE) >> ALL RIGHT, THE NEXT ONE,
HAVING ONE KICK BUTT WOMAN IN THE BAND WHO STEALS THE SHOW.
>> James: YES, HONESTLY, SAME.
>> JAIM.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> ALL RIGHT, YOUR KEYBOARDIST
BEING NAMED DR. TEETH.
>> James: YES, AGAIN, SAME.
>> REALLY?
>> MY NAME IS STEVE.
>> James: SHUT UP, DR. TEETH.
>> HAVING A BAND FULL OF MUPPETS WHERE ONE SORT OF LOOKS LIKE A
HUMAN.
>> James: HAVING A BAND FULL OF HUMANS, WHERE ONE SORT OF
LOOKS LIKE A MUPPET.
(APPLAUSE) >> YEAH.
>> James: AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECTED OF WORKING WITH AN
AWESOME HOUSE BAND IS KNOWING THAT EVEN IF YOU MAKE A BAD JOKE
YOUR BRUMMER IS THERE TO SAVE YOU.
>> YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
>> James: THIS IS GOING WELL.
>> YEAH, IT IS GREAT.
>> James: NOW ANYONE HERE THINKING OF BEING AN AMAZING
DANCER FROM THE WAIST UP?
>> YEAH.
>> James: FROM THE WAIST UP.
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: IF YOU ARE THINKING OF BEING AN AMAZING DANCER FROM
THE WAIST UP YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS AND THEY
MAY INCLUDE.
>> HEARING THAT PULSATING BEAT CALLING OUT TO YOU.
>> James: SIZING UP THE CROWDS, THESE GUYS HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THEY ARE ABOUT TO SEE.
>> MAKING YOUR WAY TO THE FLOOR AS THE CROWD CLEARS A SPACE FOR
YOU.
THEY CAN TELL SOMETHING INCREDIBLE IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
>> James: ALL EYES ARE ON YOU AS YOU WAIT FOR THE BEAT TO
DROP.
>> SITTING DOWN.
>> James: PEOPLE BEING DISAPPOINT, THEY THINK YOU'RE
GIVING UP.
>> LOOKING AROUND, HERE IT COMES.
>> James: AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF BEING AN AMAZING
DANCER FROM THE WAIST UP IS SUDDENLY BLOWING THEIR MINDS AS
YOU BREAK INTO ONE OF THESE.
♪.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> YEAH YOU BUSTED A MOVE.
>> James: ANYONE HERE THINK BEING BEING GREEN?
YEAH?
BECAUSE IF YOU ARE THINKING OF BEING GREEN YOU SHOULD KNOW
THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS AND THOSE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE.
>> IT'S NOT EASY.
THAT'S ALL IT IS, THAT IS IT.
>> IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF BEING IN LOVE WITH A PIG?
IF YOU ARE THINKING OF BEING IN LOVE WITH A PIG YOU SHOULD KNOW
THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTEDS AND THOSE SIDE EFFECTS MAY
INCLUDE.
>> James: EATING A BLT BECOMES GROUNDS FOR BREAKING UP.
>> PEOPLE ANGRILY TURNING AROUND WHEN THEY HEAR YOU CALLING YOUR
GIRLFRIEND A PIG AND THEN GOING OH, OKAY.
>> James: MAKING SURE YOU NEVER WEAR WHITE WHEN YOU GO TO
A FAMILY DINNER IN THEIR PARENT'S PEN.
>> LEARNING HOW TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT WHENEVER SHE ASKS DO I
LOOK FAT IN THIS.
>> James: AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF BEING IN LOVE WITH A
PIG IS MELANIA ALWAYS CALLING YOU FOR ADVICE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF NOT KNOWING IF YOU
ARE A MAN OR A MUPPET?
BECAUSE IF YOU ARE THINKING OF NOT KNOWING IF YOU ARE A MAN OR
A MUPPET YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS AND THOSE
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE.
>> REFLECTING ON YOUR REFLECTION.
>> James: ASKING MYSELF THE QUESTION,.
♪ AM I A MAN.
♪ OR AM I A MUPPET.
>> AM I A MUPPET.
>> James: IF I'M A MUPPET THEN I'M A VERY MANLY MUPPET.
>> VERY MANLY MIPT.
AM I A MUPPET.
>> James: MUPPET.
>> OR AM I A MAN SWRZ AM I A MAN.
>> IF I'M A MAN THAT MAKES ME A MUPPET OF A MAN.
>> James: MUPPET OF A MAN.
AM I A MAN.
♪.
>> AM I A MUPPET.
MAN.
♪ I'M'S A MUPPET OF A MAN.
>> I'M A VERY MANLY MUPPET.
>> James: I'M A MUPPET OF A MAN.
♪ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, KERMIT THE FROG!
WITH.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
YEAH!
♪