And the final number is... 49.
Wahhhh?!
Everybody come quick! Abe Simpsons is rich!
I can't believe it. I'm gonna get me the craziest, strippiest...
[Groaning]
Homer. That heart attack made me realize that I'm going to die some day.
Oh dad, you and your imagination.
There's something I think you should know.
A brother?
Uh huh. We left the baby at the Shelbyville orphanage and I never saw him again.
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
[Screaming]
[Laughing]
The guys who wrote this show don't know squat.
Itchy should have tied Scratchy's tongue with a taut-line hitch, not a sheet bend.
Oh Bart, cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic.
[Humming]
Bart, Lisa. We've got to get to the mall before it closes.
Oh, can I come with you?
No.
Now then, computer, kill Flanders.
Silence! You're talking too loud.
Not a chance, no one can silence me but me.
That arranged can be.
What?
[Groaning]
[Grunting]
Arrivederci Vito.
I was a fool to think anyone would want new photos of Whoppi Goldberg.
We're taking the entire sixth fleet to candy island?
Those are the admiral's orders.
[Baby Talk]
Change the channel.
You change it.
No, you change it.
I changed it last week.
Fine. Be a jerk, then we'll just sit here and watch it.
Was that me or was that you?
[Screaming]
Nurse, someone's trying to kill me!
Okay, we'll do something about that right away. Let's start by doubling your medication.
[Evil Humming]
Mom, what's wrong?
It's your father. He's missing.
Dad's missing? Get out of here.
He's been gone for two days.
What do you know? She's right.
[German Singing]
[Gasp] Homie!
Marge Honey Fraulein, I'm home.
Please forgive my unexplained two week absence.
To make it up to you, we will go out to dinner at a sensibly priced restaurant then have a night of efficient German sex.
Uh, okay Homer.
[Moaning]
Oh, oh Homie. That was amazing.
There's something really different about you dad.
I am a new tie wearing.
Oh yeah.