-Welcome back to the show, buddy.
-Thank you. -I want to show a picture,
because Kim Kardashian was on our show a couple weeks ago.
-Yeah. -And she showed us a photo.
She showed me -- Explain this to me.
So, you're out to dinner with Kanye?
Is that Timothée Chalamet and Kid Cudi?
-Yes. [ Laughter ]
-What was -- -And I am -- that is really me.
I'm not superimposed at all.
[ Laughter ]
-That's an actual, real photo, yeah.
-So, yeah, it was Cudi's birthday.
-Okay. -And he was like,
"Hey, let's go to Nobu," and I was like, "That's awesome."
"I'm going with, like, my manager and producer."
I was like, "Cool. That'd be great."
So, I got there a little early
so I could, like, give him my card.
You know, so it could be --
You know, I thought it was just, like, us three, you know?
-You were gonna treat with your credit card.
-Yeah, you know. -Sure.
-Buy my boy a birthday dinner, you know?
-That's nice. -You know, 'cause he's, like --
He's the best musician that's ever lived, and, yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And it's like an honor, right? -That's nice.
-So, I get there, and we're outside,
and, you know, we order a couple things.
I'm like, "All right, this is cool."
Everybody's like, you know, skinny and whatever.
It's all fun. [ Laughter ]
-"Everyone's skinny." -Yeah.
-It's like, "I can treat for these people."
-Yeah. I was like, "This is chill."
-Yeah. -Then, Timothée Chalamet
shows up, and I'm like, "All right, also skinny.
Gonna be fine." [ Laughter ]
No problem."
And then, Cudi goes, "Hey, Kim and Kanye might come by."
And I was like, "That would be awesome."
And then, I was like, "Oh, no."
[ Laughter ]
So they come by, and we're outside, right?
And then, Kanye goes, "Let's get the special room in the back."
And I was like, "Oh, no!"
[ Laughter ]
I was like, "Yeah! All right! Cool, sick."
So, we're sitting in there, and I'm, like,
texting my touring agent,
I'm like, "Yo, you gotta book more shows."
[ Laughter ]
"[Bleep] getting real over here."
[ Laughter ]
So, then, you know, the waiter comes,
and Kanye's like --
"What would you like to order, Kanye?"
and he goes, "I want that stuff that's not even on the menu,
that crazy stuff."
I was like, "Oh, my God. The crazy stuff?"
-"Crazy stuff"? What does that mean?
-I just want to say, like, Kim and Kanye,
the cutest couple ever. Very, very sweet people.
I had a really good time with them.
-Yeah, they're great. Yeah.
But you still don't want to pay.
Like, "Dude, you're Kanye. You should treat."
-No! Like, it was fine. It was just, like --
It actually wasn't as bad as you would think.
But, you know, it's not like it's Applebee's, you know?
[ Laughter ]
It's Nobu, you know? -It's Nobu, yeah.
-Which is like 77 Applebee's-es.
[ Laughter ]
-Dude...
Did you just pluralize "Applebee's"?
-Yeah, yeah. -Applebee's-es.
-Applebee's-es. [ Laughter ]
-Tell me about what you're doing.
I'm so excited about this.
What are you doing with the new "Mortal Kombat"?
How are you involved with this?
-"Mortal Kombat 11" -- it's my favorite number.
-I love "Mortal Kombat." -Yeah.
Also, well, they are paying me to be here to talk about it.
-Oh, wow. [ Laughter ]
-Yeah. Yeah, and I -- Yeah, that's why.
[ Cheers and applause ] That's really --
-Thank you for being honest. -Yeah, no, yeah.
You know, I'm trying to get a helicopter to Coachella.
[ Laughter ]
They were like, "Do you like this game?"
I was like, "Sure." No.
[ Laughter ] It's actually really sick.
There's this guy that I really like to kill in it.
[ Laughter ]
'Cause he looks like a real douchebag.
[ Laughter ]
So, there's this guy, Johnny Cage.
-Oh, yeah, Johnny Cage. -Yeah.
So, he does splits and punches you in the [bleep]
is his special move. [ Laughter ]
-Yeah, so it's one of his moves, yeah.
-And he just looks like everybody I grew up with
in Staten Island, so I just kill that dude.
[ Laughter ] I enjoy killing him.
Also, he has, like, a hot daughter,
which is, like, weird, because I'm lonely
and she's, like, not real.
[ Laughter ]
So there's that in the video game, as well --
sexual confusion. -Sexual confusion!
With the new "Mortal Kombat 11." -Yeah.
The effects are, like, really good.
I'm actually wearing --
I have to shout-out, "Mortal Kombat" sneakers.
[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah, they exist.
-Wow. -Yeah.
They are real things.
-I like -- My dude I like is Scorpion.
-You like Scorpion. Oh, I got you --
-That's my dude. -I heard you like Scorpion,
so I got this for you... -"Get over here!"
-...in case you want to have fun with your wife
over the Easter break.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I don't know if this is gonna fit, but we'll see.
-No, I mean -- Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, me! Oh, I see. -Yeah. I mean, wear it for sex.
[ Laughter ]
-Thank you. I understood -- I understand the first time.
Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.
But you do love video games.
I heard you're building an arcade at your house.
-I am. So, I live with my mom.
Well, we bought a house together,
but nobody believes that. [ Laughter ]
So, I live with my mom, kind of,
so I have, like, a basement that's, uh, mine.
[ Laughter ]
It's like -- But that's like an apartment,
so I live underneath her.
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah. -Yeah.
So, like, I'm getting, like, a little arcade setup down there,
try to make it -- try to make it a little mine.
[ Laughter ]
-What do you have? What does that mean, an arcade?
Do you have, like, a bunch of pinball machines?
-Well, no, you know, I'm gonna get, like,
a "Mortal Kombat" machine.
[ Laughter ] -No, no, no, you're good.
♪♪
No, the check has cleared.
The check has cleared. You're good.
Yeah. You can have "Mortal Kombat."
But, yeah, we're good. -Okay, cool.
-So you'll get one "Mortal Kombat" machine,
but what else? -Well, I'm redoing
my whole entire --
So, I was calling it The Man Cave,
but the Mulaneys told me that if I call it that,
they will no longer be my friend.
[ Laughter ] I didn't know.
Do you not call the basement the man-cave?
Is that weird?
-Some people do, but, no, you can't.
-Yeah, so now I call it "The Basement,"
like The Ohio State University.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Yeah, it means something.
-"The." -Oh, I don't like that college.
I just -- You know. [ Laughter ]
It's the "The" that's the important --
-Go, CSI! Division III.
Whoo! -Oh, my gosh!
Division III. D-III, man.
-D-III, baby. -That's the real deal.
Are you gonna charge people when they play the video games?
-Hell yeah. Absolutely. [ Laughter ]
One of my many schemes I'm working on, Jimmy.
-Pete, we always love when you come here,
and I'll let you know what happens with this guy, yeah.
-Oh, yeah, sure. Thanks for having me.
-Pete Davidson, everybody. -Thank you very much.
"Saturday Night Live" returns May 4th.
And "Mortal Kombat 11" is available April 23rd.
-Go get it! And get Machine Gun Kelly's
"Hotel Diablo" album coming out. -There you go.
-My boy MGK's album coming out.