- [Crowd] Wild'n wild'n wild'n wild'n wild'n
- [Nick Cannon] Brooklyn make some noise!
(crowd cheering)
Alright so the original song
goes a something like this y'all.
The itsy bitsy spider climb up the water spout.
- Aye D-wrek man, drop that beat for us man.
- Remix!
(air horn)
Turn me up!
There we go!
- They came out the water, yeah, ya, ya.
- [Both] Okay the itsy bitsy spider
came straight up out the south.
Tell the boy to smile he got goals in his mouth, eh!
Diamonds in the ring, and he got a badass chain, eh!
- Itsy bitsy spider - Let me talk!
just pulled up in the ring!
- Let me talk, yeah, yeah.
I'mma pull up in a spider,
I be smokin on fire, eh, eh!
Droppin bombs Al-Quadea, might spend a check if I like her,
my boy Spider fresh out the track,
he in the range and he got the pack,
he hit me up like maca sack and I hit him back
like I do that!
- Itsy bitsy spider just pull up in the range.
- The range!
- He bought some spider (bleep) and we ran a spider (bleep)
- Eh!
Itsy bitsy spider came straight up out the south!
- Tell that boy to smile.
- He got goals in his mouth.
(crowd cheers)
Diamonds in his chain, and he got the bigass chain,
itsy bitsy spider....
(all cheering)
(bell rings)
(crowd cheering)
- That was a circus-- - We can kill it-
- Ya dang clown!
Shooting out of cannons and shit!
- [Lead Singer] What's wrong with that?
- All right, all right - Twinkle, twinkle--
- Nah, nah, bro, nah, nah, nah, don't twinkle nothing bro,
they trying to replace us!
(crowd screams)
- Who?
DJ give it to em.
Drop the beat.
(air horn)
(crowd cheers)
- Here we go!
- [Group] Twinkle twinkle!
Little star!
Still tryna figure out--
who they are!
(crowd screams)
So we go- who are you?
Who are you?
- [Solo] Who are you?
- Who are you?
- [Solo] Who are you?
- 'kay, Bubby Jay the smallest that a person can be.
(crowd laughs)
- Your swag is an ugly version of me.
- I say that dude haircut it is making me choke
and Renny got a body like a softball coach!
- I said the whole team, is boo boo!
Especially Dan Roo.
- And this man, he's so lame.
I'm sorry, but I don't know your name.
(crowd laughs)
- [All] Twinkle twinkle!
We the stars.
Still trying to figure out who they are.
- [Solo] I said!
- [All] Who are you?
- What you do?
- [All] Who are you?
- And where you from?
- [All] Who are you?
- What you do?
- [All] Who are you?
- And when you leave?
(crowd cheering)
- [Host] Hold on!
(all cheering)
I know they know who the hell I am.
(crowd laughs)
It's a lot of energy in here, but let's do it the right way.
Let's bring out a Wild'n Out girl to help us deliberate.
Y'all make some noise for Jasmine!
(crowd cheers)
New generation.
- All right everybody, let's hear it for the red squad!
(crowd cheers)
Now let's make some noise for the back squad!
- Who are you?
- I'm sorry Ricky but I gotta give it to the black squad!
(crowd cheers)
- Got it.
Got it.
Ooh, got that one too.
(crowd laughing)
Yeah, I just caught multiple orgasms.
You mind if I give you one.
(crowd laughs and cheers)
(ding)
- Hey, what's up baby?
- What's happening?
- Remember we was in the park the other day and we was,
you wanted to play hide and go seek.
And I was like, nah I don't want to play.
Well, the reason I didn't want to play a game,
like hide and go seek, is 'cause I knew
I wasn't gonna find nothing like you.
(crowd applauds)
(ding)
- Boom!
(crowd cheers)
Boom!
- Let's go Wild Out, let's go!
- It's too easy, watch this.
- No, no, no, no, no.
You probably had something prepared, try to--
- Huh?
- Pick up with this, do something with this.
Go ahead.
- Where you guys get some random scissors from?
It's funny he said that.
- Do it!
- Cause I was already willing
to cut off all my (bleep) for you!
(crowd cheers)
- That's wack, that's wack!
Wait wait wait wait wait!
Wait, yo!
How bout, give me some, hold on, give me some!
- [Off Screen Person] Do something, live show!
Live show!
- Ooh, use this.
You pick her up with that.
- Y'all just got random (bleep)?
(crowd laughs)
- Um, you see, hit man be trying to control you,
but I just want to turn you on.
(crowd cheers and applauds)
(ding)
(crowd screams)
- Yo ma.
You know, you don't want it now
and that's cool and all that,
but if you get with me,
I can show you what it's like to be on a real hit show.
(crowd oooohs)
(buzzer)
(crowd cheers)
- Baby, I aint gonna lie.
I know this supposed to be a pickup,
you know what I'm saying game?
And I do like classy girls,
but I like hoes a little bit better.
(crowd laughs and cheers)
(buzzer)
(crowd laughs and cheers)
(laughter)
- [Audience Member] He's a champ!
- I'm used to hitting threes, but ever since I retired
I been hitting nothing but tens.
You tryna be next?
(crowd cheers)
(multiple dings)
- DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- I'm going to have to give that to the black squad.
So make some noise for the black squad y'all!
The topic is The Zoo.
- I'm a monkey with it!
I'm a monkey with it!
Now you wild out!
- Well I'm a bird with it,
well I'm a bird with it,
now you wild out!
- I'm a lion!
I'm a lion!
Now you wild out!
(ding)
- The topic is online dating.
Now you wild out!
- I'm taking dick pics, I'm taking dick pics!
I'm taking dick pics, now you wild out!
- I'm having phone sex!
I'm having phone sex!
Now you wild out!
- I'm watching you!
I'm watching you!
Now you wild out!
- I got catfished, I got catfished,
I got catfished!
Now you wild out!
- My momma cooks catfish, my momma cook catfish...
(laughing)
(ding)
- The topic is fashion!
- Now you wild out!
- This jacket hot as hell!
This jacket hot as hell!
Boy I'm hot as hell!
Now you wild out!
- I'm never dressing like you, never dressing like you,
never dressing like you, now you wild out!
- You rocking baby clothes, you rocking baby clothes,
you rocking baby clothes, now you wild out!
- Your girl fold em for me, your girl fold em for me,
your girl fold em for me, now you wild out!
- You shop at Toys R Us, you shop at Toys R Us,
you shop at Toys R Us, now you wild out!
- He got a turban on!
(crowd laughs)
I don't know!
- You on my team!
(multiple dings)
(crowd cheers)
- That was a hell of a game, round of applause
for all that energy!
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- I gotta give it to the black squad,
make some noise for em y'all!
(cheering)
- All right, black squad, wild out.
- What's up bro?
Man, my name should be on the list, man.
- All right, hit man, all right.
Who you with?
- It's just me and DC on fly.
- All right, come in.
(ding)
- Oh, you look familiar, shorty, what's your name again?
Um... brella, brella that was it.
(ding)
Wait, umbrella!
- Guys, come on in, come on in.
Welcome to the shade room.
(ding)
- That's bad luck!
(laughing)
- Raiding wins!
(groaning)
- Raider from--
(crowd laughs)
- I'll need you to take off your pants.
- What is this photo shoot?
(ding)
- Know what, since you're bringing back all the cash mamas,
and you got Mikey, you-- (crowd screams and claps)
(multiple dings)
(crowd cheers)
- All right, red squad, wild out.
(crowd cheers)
- You see I can go in?
Yeah, okay.
Damn Justine your (tits) are bigger than a (bleep)!
(ding)
(crowd laughing)
- Eh, DJ D-Wrek, they found us some headbands
to fit our heads, bro.
(ding)
- Well I'm just trying to audition to be a Wilding Out Girl.
(crowd laughs and cheers)
- Charlie Clips, I got your belt, bro.
(crowd laughs)
- Yeah, I got you brother.
- Thanks man, I told you I can't use no magnums, bro.
It's too much for me, I can't handle it.
(ding)
- Hallelujah, amen, praise the Lord.
(crowd laughs)
(ding)
- This is why I don't order food in New York,
y'all pizzas bigger than a (bleep)!
(multiple dings)
(crowd laughs and cheers)
- D-Wrek, who won the game?
- It was close, but I got to give it to the red squad.
Make some noise for the red squad!
(all cheering)
- Mike and Jay, you wanna beat me,
you gotta bring that heat, cause we came to play!
Everybody on their feet, D-Wrek take us out!
- All right, black squad, wild out.
(crowd cheers)
- I hope you don't mind, I brought my barber to the,
to the thing.
- I got you man.
- We have a little time, cool, cool, bet, bet.
Yeah I look good don't it baby.
- Look, check.
- Oh man, Dom.
- What?
- Can you cut a little bit of her off too?
You missed some.
(crowd laughs and claps)
- Oh my goodness, I am so sorry.
All of my goats, all of my goats got loose.
That's why I am late to our date.
But I have a-
- Oh, oh my goodness.
I can't believe it's you.
- Yes.
- I heard that you know how to play the drums.
- I- can I hit your drum?
- Yes, hit it!
- Oh! (drums)
Oh my goodness thank you for letting me hit your drum!
Look, I don't have a drum for you to hit,
but you can have that because I am done with it.
(crowd laughs and cheers)
(humming)
- Mmm, mmm!
That smell good, boy what that is?
- Well, I'm just cooking up, uh, me and her relationship.
- Oh word?
- Ding!
It's done.
(crowd claps and screams)
(grunting)
- Oh, oh, there it go, there it go!
Oh- oh god.
You see that?
I done caught feelings for somebody else.
(crowd laughs and cheers)
- Hello, how are you?
- Good how are you?
- You look beautiful tonight.
- Thank you.
- Um, I'm sorry, but,
you make me feel like the inside of a theater
that's screening a Nick Cannon movie...
Empty inside!
(crowd laughs and cheers)
(ding)
(crowd cheers)
- Hello America, how are ya.
Sweetheart, I want to tell you something.
Michelle, she's not having it.
And quite frankly, you haven't been giving me (bleep)
so we're heading in the wrong direction.
(crowd laughs and claps)
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Listen up.
And you know, you haven't been caring in this relationship
and you know, Obamacare...s.
(crowd claps and cheers)
- You're beautiful.
- Thank you.
- And I wouldn't change nothing about you,
but in my relationship...
there's only room for one bad bitch.
(crowd claps and cheers)
(multiple dings)
- All right all right all right!
DJ D-Wrek, who won the game?
- I gotta give that to the black squad.
Make some noise for the black squad everyone!
(crowd cheers)
- The battle is...
G-Eazy versus Eminem.
(crowd cheers)
- Eminem, your first album sold 10 million records.
In 2001, you was too sick, but your last album flop.
So that just prove nowadays,
you couldn't sail on a cruise ship.
(crowd oohs)
Your career on it's last lifeline.
I don't care what they got to say,
your reputation almost dead.
You're gonna really need your friend Dr. Dre.
(crowd cheers)
- I paved the path for Caucasian rap
and I don't even need to go and say it's fact
cause every time you in the studio, you playin my track
for inspiration, even though you straight up trash!
(crowd ooohs)
And you should give me a father's day gift
every time that you see me.
Cause without Eminem there'd be no G-Eazy.
(crowd cheers)
- And your winner is the black squad.
(ding)
(crowd cheers)
Your battle is The Rock versus Tyrese.
(crowd cheers)
- You might be waiting on that movie role,
but that's something you will never get
because yo ass always crying like a little biatch!
On the internet.
- I'm only crying on the internet 'cause I miss my baby.
But if you keep on talking crazy
I'm gonna have sex with your sweet lady.
- Okay.
Talking about sweet lady.
There's something you need to know,
I rock bottomed your (bleep)
and gave her my people's elbow.
(crowd screaming)
- The winner is the red squad!
(ding)
(crowd cheers)
The battle is, Nick versus Trick.
(crowd cheers)
- What up!
Might as well call me a barber.
Cause I'm about to cut up.
(crowd cheers)
What was that?
Uh huh?
Okay, shut up.
(crowd cheers)
- Now Nick, this is your show and your team is funny.
That's one thing I know.
But being that I'm the dead kinda mayor, here's some (bleep)
I gotta let you know.
You don't know nothing!
(crowd cheers)
Who represent like me?
Who say (bleep) like me?
(crowd screaming and cheering)
(multiple dings)
(crowd cheering)
- Y'all make some noise for Trick Daddy!
(crowd screams)
- Who won the game?
- Make some noise for the red squad y'all!
- Red squad!
(crowd cheers)
(dramatic music)