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AT 5:00 IT'S "GIMME GIMME DA MONEY PLEASE, PLEASE, I WANT DA
MONEY PLEASE." BUT FIRST IT'S TIME FOR
AMERICA'S NEWEST GAME SHOW. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> HELLO, EVERYONE. I'M YOUR HOST BECK BENNETT.
AND WELCOME TO MY BRAND NEW GAME SHOW WHERE I TRY TO GET TO THE
BOTTOM OF SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN THROWING ME FOR A LOOP ALL WEEK.
LET'S MEET TODAY'S CONTESTANTS. >> UM, HI.
I'M VANESSA BAYER. AND I'M HERE BECAUSE YOU ASKED
ME TO BE. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO. >> HI.
I'M AIDY BRYANT AND, BECK, WHAT IS THIS EXACTLY?
>> YOU'LL SEE. CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE.
>> HI. I'M BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH.
AND I DON'T REMEMBER THIS SKETCH AT DRESS REHEARSAL.
>> GREAT. THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE.
AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY -- >> "WHY IS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
HOT?" >> OH, BECK.
>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. EVERY GIRL ON THE CAST HAS BEEN
SO HORNY FOR THIS DUDE ALL WEEK. SO AS A GUY, I'M JUST KIND OF
TRYING TO FIGURE THAT OUT. LET'S GET 30 SECONDS ON THE
CLOCK. VANESSA, TELL ME, WHY IS
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH HOT? >> LIKE RIGHT NOW?
IN FRONT OF HIM? >> YES, PLEASE.
>> OKAY. WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE HIS FACE PER
SE. I MEAN, IT IS, BUT IT'S MORE
LIKE THE WAY HIS BODY, AND HOW HE LIKE, WELL, NOT HIS
BODY-BODY. WHEN YOU SEE HIM, I JUST WANT TO
[ GROAN]. LIKE GO CRAZY --
[ BUZZER ] >> TIME'S UP AND THAT
WAS NOT AN ANSWER, VANESSA. >> YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH.
AND I WAS VERY CLOSE. >> VANESSA, NO.
>> OKAY. AIDY, YOU'RE UP.
PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME -- WHY IS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH HOT?
>> OKAY. DOES MY ANSWER HAVE TO BE IN
ENGLISH? >> WHY?
>> BECAUSE MY FEELINGS WOULD BE BEST EXPRESSED USING A SERIES OF
NOISES LIKE -- [ PANTING, WOLF HOWL ]
[ BUZZER ] >> ARE WE LOOKING AT THE SAME
DUDE? I MEAN WHAT THE FRICK.
BENEDICT, YOU'RE UP. 30 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
TELL ME. WHY IS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH HOT?
>> WHAT? I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW EITHER.
I MEAN, SOME PEOPLE SAY I LOOK A BIT LIKE A HAMMERHEAD SHARK.
>> YEAH. YEAH.
YEAH. >> OR A LIZARD MAN.
>> ALSO GREAT. >> I THINK I LOOK A BIT LIKE SID
THE SLOTH FROM "ICE AGE," SO. >> TOTALLY, YOU DO.
>> BUT, I GUESS IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.
BECAUSE "GLAMOUR MAGAZINE" NAMED ME ONE OF THEIR SEXIEST MEN
ALIVE. SO --
>> ALIVE? LIKE ON THE PLANET?
I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT. I JUST NEED TO ASK YOU A FOLLOW
UP QUESTION AND I NEED TO WHISPER IT.
>> NO, BECK. IT'S AVERAGE SIZED.
YEAH, THE BALLS, TOO. >> DAMN IT.
[ BUZZER ] >> OKAY.
IT'S TIME FOR ROUND TWO. I'M GOING TO PUT UP PHOTOS OF
BENEDICT NEXT TO SOME WOULD SAY A MORE CLASSICALLY HANDSOME
AMERICAN MAN. YOU TELL ME WHO'S HOTTER.
VANESSA. IS BENEDICT THE HOT ONE OR IS
THIS SMOLDERING MYSTERY MAN WITH THE JUICY, JUICY PINK LIPS?
BECAUSE THOSE LIPS LOOK PRETTY JUICY.
>> BENEDICT. >> TAKE YOUR TIME.
>> I DON'T WANT TO. IT'S BENEDICT.
>> DAMN IT! VANESSA, GOD.
OKAY. AIDY, YOUR TURN.
WHO'S HOTTER? BENEDICT OR THIS GUY?
>> WELL, ONE GUY IS MAKING A WEIRD FACE.
SO I'M GOING TO GO WITH BENEDICT.
>> WHAT? BUT THE OTHER GUY HAS THAT
V. LOOK.
GOT IT. >> BECK, BECK.
I KNOW IT'S NOT MY TURN. I WILL SAY OUT OF THE TWO
PHOTOGRAPHS YOU DO HAVE THE HOTTER ONE, SO.
HOTTER
>> WHAT? >> WELL YEAH I LOOK KIND OF
GOOFY IN MINE OBVIOUSLY. YOU'RE IN SHAPE.
YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME IN YOURS. AND YOU'RE AN ATTRACTIVE GUY.
>> I AM? >> YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT NICE
ABS. AND YOUR SKIN LOOKS SMOOTH AND
EVEN. YOU'RE ALSO FUNNY, CHARMING,
SUPER NICE -- UNTIL THIS SKETCH. I HAVE REALLY ENJOYED HANGING
OUT WITH YOU THIS WEEK. I HOPE WE CAN DO IT AGAIN.
>> OH, MY GOD. BENNY!
WOW. YOU'RE STRIKING AND CHARMING AND
WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME, I FEEL TRULY SEEN.
[ BELL RINGING ] >> I GET IT!
I GET IT! I GET WHY HE'S HOT.
I WON MY OWN GAME. JOIN ME NEXT WEEK FOR MY
NEW GAME SHOW -- >> "AM I HOTTER THAN
KYLE MOONEY?" >> OH, NO KYLE'S MY NUMBER ONE.
>> WHAT? REALLY?
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