Topanga, how could you be so calm about this?
Because I'm one of 500 quarterfinalists,
and I'm not gonna get it.
Uh-uh. Cory, tell her how huge this is.
Youngest dead guy yesterday, 42.
(GROANS)
Wow! A summer internship with Brown & Elliott!
Brown & Elliott?
Wow, that's the most prestigious law firm in New York.
They represent my rich stepfather.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Oh, no, no, no!
I was congratulating myself, on my rich stepfather.
Who, by the way, is bank-rolling my new business venture.
Imjack.com.
So, what exactly is the concept of this business?
I'm Jack.
I don't get it.
Dot com?
Oh!
I'm graduatin'! I'm smart!
Hey, you want to know how this poor schmo died?
A bird flew in his mouth.
A pigeon, not even a classy bird!
So, uh, I just got a question.
Are you supposed to wear pants with these things?
Put your dress down, Matthews.
All right.
Daddy! (LAUGHS)
How's my baby girl?
(LAUGHS) Oh, all right!
What are you doing here?
Well, I didn't come to see that.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, everything's fine. I've been reassigned, Angela.
Near here?
No, I have to go to Europe.
Oh, that's not near here. No, I'm sorry, honey.
I thought you requested to be closer to me.
I did, but my orders are to upgrade security at the embassies.
By the way, that's highly classified.
(CHUCKLES)
(SIGHS)
So, daddy, how long is it gonna be this time?
A year. A year?
That's forever!
Not if you come with me.
What?
I want you to come with me to Europe, Angela.
Heh-heh-hey!
There's the man who put me and Angela back together!
Shawn.
How are ya? Good.
I've been taking care of your daughter, sir.
I knew that you would, Shawn.
Hi, baby.
Hi.
What's goin' on? Hi.
Uh, I'm sure you two have a lot to talk about.
I'll be back at the hotel.
We should have dinner later, sir.
Yeah, I'd like that.
Good.
(DOOR CLOSING)
Okay, what's goin' on?
Well, I'm up for this, Brown & Elliott internship...
You, you, you, you! I'm talkin' about, Shawn!
Oh, Angela's dad invited her to go to Europe with him.
Shawn has no idea.
Come on, how bad can it be
with all the stuff that goes on in my life?
(SIGHS)
My father wants me to go with him to Europe.
That's it?
Yeah, but...
You're going to Europe with your father! Where's bad there?
For a year.
There's bad.
No, no, no, no, no.
Wow, Europe. No.
I can just see her now... No.
Sitting in an outdoor cafe,
reading poetry, sipping espresso.
You know what else they got besides cafes in Europe, Shawn?
They got men.
Men named, Paolo.
Enrique!
Milos.
And they sit there, prowling around in their dirty Ferraris,
looking for that fresh American meat!
Look, I trust Angela. (IMITATING ACCENTED LAUGH)
(IMITATING FRENCH ACCENT) My little croissant, jump into my Peugeot.
And we will drive on the wrong side of the road!
(IMITATING ANGELA) But I love Shawn!
(IN FRENCH ACCENT) Forget Shawn!
If I was your man, I would never let you go!
Shawn cannot possibly satisfy you!
He's a little trailer boy, with a stupid American...
Okay, okay, okay, shut up!
You know, I love that you can just quietly lie to yourself,
while your life is just fallin' apart.
(STAMMERS) Really, I just find it adorable.
I want Angela to be happy.
You're a liar.
A year away will kill your relationship!
How often do you really get to spend time with your father, huh?