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Okay, until then guys welcome back to me the MostAmazingTop 10. My name's Danny Burke
This is the channel where we take all kinds of weird and wonderful things from all around the world and put them into a nice Little top 10 list so you don't have to. And today,
We're talking about the Top 10 Dumbest Tweets Of All Time. Alright guys before we get started, I wanna know
What's the dumbest thing you've ever said don't feel too bad about it though because after you've seen what the people are saying in this video
it won't look dumb at all leave your answers in the comments below
Twitter is a place to share your thoughts and ideas
But Sometimes if you don't think before you start tapping away some pretty dumb stuff can come out and we've got the dumbest of the dumb
Right here in this video honestly guys were almost spoiled for choice, but let's jump right into number 10
Which is someone who doesn't understand the concept of suicide. "I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide"
I love this one because it shows how
Saying "I'd rather kill myself than do something" has become such a normal thing to say that some people have forgotten what it actually means
Spoiler alert it means suicide, so if you want to avoid killing yourself
Then suicide is literally the one thing you should avoid. Alright guys.
Alright guys, we got a whole lot of dumb to get through in this video and not much time so let's jump straight into our number 9
Which is someone who is struggling with the concept of the Earth's age "I can't believe Earth turned 2014 today" posted on the 1st of January 2014
I mean what does this person thing is going on when they hear about things that happen millions of years ago like the dinosaurs.
If you're out there mystery tweeter the year refers to how many years since the birth of Jesus
But the Earth is a lot older than that
It's a very dumb tweet, but I kind of like the idea of the Earth having its own birthday
Which is something we can take away as we move into at number eight which is a presidential question
"Wtf is Obama's last name does anyone know?" Yeah,
When you hear the phrase the clue is in the title it might be clear,
But never this clear. Now to be fair Obama is always referred to as "Obama" and never by his first name Barack
But come on. We all know in which order the names go. Well,
It seems like most of us do because this tweet kind of proves otherwise
Anyway, our next tweet in our number 7 is not only dumb on Twitter. It's dumb in real life
It's microwave issues. Jamie says "So heard
It was fine putting your phone in the microwave to charge it, my charger broke yesterday
My battery was pretty low, so thought I'd give it a go... this happened"
Yeah. That happened
Surprisingly, microwaves that are used to make things very hot made this guy's phone very hot, and when phones get hot, phones go pop
Let's hope Jamie learnt the number one lesson of the internet
Which is never believe anything you hear on the internet.
Except this video. Believe this video guys because we're moving to our number six now which is all about pregnancy.
Does it take 18 months for twins to be born or 9 um... Yeah, that's not how it works
You don't just keep adding nine months depending on how many babies someone is having for triplets that would mean over two years of pregnancy. No. Just to clear this up in case this girl ever sees this video.
It's nine months for the whole deal. This tweet is so dumb that it actually got me thinking about What if we lived in a world where this was true?
And you just add on nine months per baby you're having.
Well, the world record for the most babies delivered in one go is eight.
Which means that woman would have spent six years in pregnancy.
Alright, let's leave that one behind now before it lowers our IQ too much as we jump into number five which is about apples
Did you guys know that apples could be green?
I'm sure you did. This girl however didn't, Don't ask me how, I'm not here to explain the dumb
I'm just here to show you guys, and here it is. A girl who has lived to the age where she can run a Twitter acount who has never heard of an apple being green before.
In the future you guys can look forward to informing her that bananas are yellow and oranges, shock horror are orange. I know it sounds ridiculous
But these tweets of seriously made me question humanity as we jump right into number four which is the greatest auntie in the world.
"My sister is pregnant. I can't wait to see if I'mma be auntie or uncle"
Well, the good news for her. Is that she doesn't have to wait. I can tell you right now that [drumroll]
She's an Auntie. I think that baby is gonna grow up and facepalm this tweet very hard one day.
Alright guys, what's more obvious than knowing if you're an uncle and auntie? I don't know. Knowing that the world is round? Yeah?
Because that's our number three. @HeemyGotEm said "They said if the earth was flat, we'd fall off. The Earth has been flat since it was created and nobody ever fell off it. so stfu."
Well, although that is actually a Flat Earth Society that promotes the idea that the Earth is flat
The vast majority of people agree that the world is round.
The only thing that could have possibly made this tweet dumber is if she actually aimed it at NASA, and they just reply with a picture of the Earth
From space with "So. STFU" written underneath.
Yeah, It looks pretty round to me. And at number two, Will Smith looks a hell of a lot like another person.
Ausky pointed out the Uncanny similarity between the actor Will Smith, and the character Will Smith from The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
If you doubted that they look alike, then they kindly provided a side-by-side comparison
Let's just hope that these two never run into each other into bar because they're going to freak out.
Alright guys, sarcasm off as we look back over. What we've learnt.
We've learnt that you can't charge your phone in a microwave, we've learnt that a baby takes nine months no matter how many there are, and that apple's can actually be green.
But our number one teaches what might be the most important lesson of all: Never post your financial details to Twitter.
A girl who uses the incredibly original nickname "bae" took to Twitter to share her delight after getting her brand-new debit card, the only problem...
She literally shared all the details you need to steal money from an account
Well, all the numbers except one. Because you also need the security number that's on the back so at least she didn't share that
Oh no. No wait, she did. Bae tweeted "The back code of my card is 388. Why is everyone asking?" Oh dear
Oh dear Bae! Oh dear! At this point you guys are probably thinking we've reached our maximum level of dumb
There's no way this can get dumber, right?
Yeah you're right. Unless you did this, Bae returned once more to tell Twitter that she had to cancel her old debit card because Shockingly other people have been using it.
And in one final tweet of epic dumbness, She posts a brand new picture of her new card. What can you say guys? It's so dumb, It's almost beautiful,.
But before I start appreciating dumb Twitter too much. I'm gonna wrap up this video.
So let me know which one was your favorite in the comments below.
Also let me know if you know any better dumb tweets out there.
Because as we've learned there's a lot of dumb things on the internet and a hell of a lot of those are on Twitter.
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