It's so good to be on a show like this.
I do shows, you know, like, comedy shows,
but, you know, it's usually,
like, a different roundup of, uh, people.
Yeah, I'm usually, like, the only, uh,
"Virgo."
Okay, y'all didn't hear me.
Yeah, okay, a Virgo, like, it don't just mean
you're born in September or August. It's...
You ever watch, like, an adventure movie.
Right, and you always know who's going to die first...
...the Virgo.
Yeah, okay, now.
We... We all on the same page.
Yeah. And I've been saying that
for a while, 'cause it came up one time.
I went to Canada one time to do a show.
Not by myself, it was a group of us.
But not, like, Canada, like, you know, like...
Like, no. Like, way up. Yeah.
We was, like, a mile from Santa Claus.
But what they call the Arctic Circle.
Which was dope, 'cause we flew up there,
but not, like, from the airport.
Yeah, we flew from somebody's backyard.
He picked us up and he said, "Yo."
He picked us up from the real airport,
took us to his house,
and then said we're gonna fly that way.
I said, "When we going back to the airport?"
He goes, "That's the plane right there, my friend."
I was like, "I thought that was a Corvette."
OK, you know what that is, right?
Y'all speak English, right?
'Cause it, no, had a tarp over, and we pulled
the tarp up and it was an airplane.
And you know what you don't wanna hear
before you get in a machine that can fly?
"Hand me the drill."
I'm like, "We gotta put this together?"
But you don't. You just fold the wing down.
And tighten it up. Right, like I say,
it was a group of us, very diverse,
everybody from different walks,
but I was the only...
Virgo.
You know. And everybody's like, "This gonna
be great." And I was, like, "Ah, no."
I don't know if you've flown on a little plane,
it's not like a regular plane
where you get on, find a seat.
Mm-mm. You have to step on a scale.
I'm like, "What's this for?"
He goes, "We have to weigh you,
to see where you're gonna sit on the plane
and to determine how much, uh,
fuel we're going to put in it."
And I was like, "Whoo!"
'Cause it don't really matter
how much I weigh, let's just fill it up.
You know what I'm saying? And I was looking around
to see if it sounded crazy
to the rest of the horoscope.
And check it out because of my
height and my weight,
I had to sit right next to him, like a copilot. Yeah.
Yeah, and we flying over the frozen tundra.
Have you ever seen somebody do something
that you don't know how to do,
but you gave them advice?
'Cause something in you say,
"This motherfucker doing this wrong."
'Cause we're flying like this.
And I was like,
"Hey, man. Keep your foot on the pedal."
See how cool I said that,
I was nervous, don't get me wrong,
but I had-- I had to stay, you know, calm.
'Cause you know, I didn't want to get excited.
On the little planes there's a voice recorder,
in case the plane crash,
You know, and they can identify the body, right.
So they listen to the voice recorder.
And I ain't one to be...
Just say we crash, I didn't want...
I didn't want them
to listen to it, and say something like,
"Oh, shit! We're about to crash.
You know what, motherfucker?"
"I knew I shouldn't get on this fucking plane."
"And guess what, bitch? I'm not gonna die first,
'cause I'm gonna
stab you, stab you, and stab you."
Then they would've said, like,
"Well, we can't identify the bodies,
but we're pretty sure one... was a Virgo."