It just pooped out a baby!
Hello underachievers!
I'm back with Corry.
Do you remember last week's video?
You should check it out if you haven't but
last week's video upset some straight men.
Not all straight men.
I'm not gonna say all men,
we're not like that.
But some of them got upset so I thought maybe
we should make a video called:
"The straights are okay".
So obviously we've made a few videos about straight people
asking if they're okay or not and obviously
the result of those videos was that they're not okay.
- Just concerned. - Just... We are just...
- We are just concerned. - We are just concerned for your well-being.
Of course it's all a joke!
Can't believe I have to say this
but obviously not all men suck!
Not all straight people suck!
I don't think for a second that most of them do.
- What? - Some of them receive...
Some of them...
Shut up!
And before the angry straights,
the minority of the angry straights,
say: "Oh, how about if i said this about gays?
What if I made a video called 'The gays aren't okay'
How would you feel about that?"
First off, I probably wouldn't mind.
No, the gays aren't okay.
I probably find it quite funny, we're a bit of a...
we're a very dysfunctional family.
But obviously, there's a difference between like,
gay people making fun of straight people
for not washing their buttholes and like,
straight people taking the piss out of gay people for being
an oppressed minority.
Yeah, you look good. I look pale.
Yeah, that's pretty, it's real life.
So yeah. Today I found some pictures of straight people being okay
and we're gonna show you that straight people are okay.
If you're a straight person
and you've been upset by one of my videos...
Suck it up!
So this guy says:
What a nice straight man.
He loves his wife very much.
And his knife.
- Yes. - Very much,
wife and knife!
It is New Year's Eve.
- What a nice man. - Very nice man.
- What a knife man. - What a knife man!
[..] "Oh my God that's awesome!" - That's nice.
That's really nice.
- That's nice. - Straight people you're doing so well.
It's nice when husbands are nice to their wives
rather than
hating them.
This was actually supposed to be a video where we're actually nice
We are being nice.
Not sarcastic at all.
I'm not being sarcastic, I'm not...
I just suck at sincerity.
It is always very good
when you are nice to the person
you promised to be with for life.
Yeah, I know. I mean it is a good thing,
we're being positive but, also, the bar is like,
the bar is really low. - The bar is so low.
So like, it's hard not to sound sarcastic.
Yeah, she's like, kissing him, and he's like:
"Oh my God, you're my wife. That's awesome!"
That sucks, pregnancy is scary.
Pregnancy can really like
kill people.
But it also
makes people.
- So there's a good sides. - It's a... Give it a take.
That's nice.
That's really nice!
Adoption's cool.
It's so cool that you can just adopt a child.
You can buy one.
- You can't. - You can just buy a child.
- You shouldn't, you should adopt. - Adopt.
ADOPT DON'T SHOP!
You do have to pay for a child when you adopt them though.
- But what pay for? - Adoption fees.
So you have to buy children.
- Well I think it's nice that you can buy children. - It is!
Because there are lots of homes
without children.
No, there are lots of children without home.
So this is just a very cute pict...
- Can't speak! - So this is just a really cute picture.
It's a man wearing a top that says:
"She's my sweet potato".
- And hers says: - And she says:
"I yam".
Because of vegetables.
Yams and sweet potatoes, they're like the same thing.
I was gonna ask that, are they actually?
But they are cute! I love old couples!
I actually, I love old people so much,
there's nothing sadder than seeing an old man or an old woman on their own.
Like, when I get on the bus and there's an old woman,
she's just sat there
and she's got her little slippers on her little feet
and her feet don't reach the ground because she's so short
and she's so lonely.
So you don't know that she's lonely though,
maybe she's just going to the shops by herself.
I'm sorry I'm an empath.
She wants some alone time.
I'm sorry I feel her pain.
No one sees an old person by themselves
they could be perfectly happy by themselves
and he's just like: "Oh no, you lonely being!"
Come on, they have lives.
- They don't. - They don't.
But there's nothing better than an old married couple,
like very old.
Just like they're, they're still in love.
It's real cute, that's nice.
"I have a confession
I HAVE A CONFESSION.
When my hubby gets stuck on a part of..."
"I have a confession..."
You hate that.
I don't want you ever doing this to me.
- I know. - I feel cheated.
I would never. Well if I did though, I wouldn't tell
- No! Don't do that to me, no! - I wouldn't
Let men have fun.
That's what I think.
I agree. - Yeah?
- I was on my phone. - You weren't listening to what I was saying.
You said "let men have fun". - Let men have fun.
"Me: Waiting for my best friend to come back".
That's good.
This is me when you used to go to work.
No, you you when I went to work was just being in bed.
Yes, but I would sometimes stand
and look out the window
and go "Ah, when's Corry home?" - "When will he come?"
The same time every day.
But it's always nice to wonder.
"My boyfriend"...
I don't actually know what I'm doing.
I don't know why I'm struggling to read.
- You want me to read? - No!
Oh, that's cute.
Promise rings. That mean they're not gonna have sex until they're married.
The connotations of the promise rings are a little bit...
- Like the Jonas Brothers! - No, it's a wedding ring.
HAHA virgins!
Also, it's a not a chastity ring,
that's what you put.
What I was saying was
I don't think the Jonas brothers are all virgins.
This is good! I like that.
Also, how is she like functional?!
She's just like went and had a kid.
She pushed a kid out of her!
She's just standing, having like a nice smiley picture.
She looks great!
"I just pooped out a baby"
Oh, I like them! They look nice.
- That's really funny. - We should do that when you give birth.
I'm not pushing anything out of me ever.
Your poor stomach.
I'm like Kim Jong-un, I don't need to do that.
It just, it's all absorbed into my body.
Oh, she posts pictures of him. It's like gorgeous!
Gorgeous!
- That's so cute! - That's nice.
I think he does look gorgeous too.
It's nice when people like the people that they're with.
That's really, it's really nice when
people are together and they appreciate each other.
I know we're saying this,
but we like, argue on film for like 24 months.
- We don't, we enjoy the arguing. - The arguing is fun.
People think we are hating each other.
It's like bickering, like an old married couple. It's fun.
Some people are like: "Oh, you argue so much"
and we're like: "No, we don't".
It's like, do you want me to?
When you're like the phrase
"like an old married couple". - Yes!
Like it's... Old married couples don't do it because
they hate each other!
They do it because it's fun!
- Why did you swear?. - I wasn't aware of that.
- Why did you swear? - Sorry.
The person says:
The person responds:
And the person responds:
Well, how about this?
You get garlic bread and you share your garlic bread.
- With the sexy. - Yeah, and there you go, boom.
You can share that joy and happiness and
make someone else feel good. - God.
By giving them garlic bread.
That would be the best!
It would be greasy though.
When I read this I was like:
"Oh, wow, this person enjoys making other people feel good".
I think, it's probably because
it's assumed to be a man that's like
"Wow, I want to have sex with someone
and I care about them enjoying the experience".
- So the straights are okay. - Again, bar!
Can you see the bar? Can you see me?
You can't see the bar because it's so low.
This right, so this one.
- I'm not sure about this... - You want me to read it?
Because it's a lot of words.
Yes.
I'm very good at reading!
- I had the reading age of a 14, 80, I had the reading... - 18 year old, last year.
I had the reading age of a 14 year old when I was seven.
- I actually did. - He didn't improve past that point.
I got A-Stars in both my English Exams.
Okay...
You ever do that to me, I'm gonna kill you!
Yeah, don't eat my food.
Yeah, don't eat my food, don't take bites out of my food.
Here's a lovely meal for you!
Init, I don't want bits of your saliva on my sandwich.
It is cute that like, they have that little thing together.
Yeah, yeah, it is cute. Adorable.
But don't do it.
Why is a grown man not making his own lunches.
This is a positive video about straight people,
but men can't make food!
No! I just mean like, it's a sandwich!
If she, maybe, she's making them for the kids,
but then it doesn't it make more sense for the husband,
to like, make the sandwiches.
Is he doing it in the morning?
What's he got else you do in the morning?
They've been married for 41 years.
They're an old married couple,
there's no way that man has cooked a meal in his entire life.
This is an Omegle.
It says: "You're chatting with a random stranger
and you both like gay",
so both of these people would have typed in 'gay' into Omegle
to meet gay people.
So, this person says: "Hi, I'm straight.
I just want to learn more about this"
The other person says: "Okay"
and he says: "Hi, I support you guys 100%.
I just want to understand more".
And this person says: "There's far better places to learn about gay people than Omegle".
And then the other person responds:
"Well I came here, can you help?"
That's really cute.
I think that's so adorable and this is probably like a little,
this is probably like a little boy as well.
I was thinking like a middle-aged woman.
Oh really?
Just like, slightly older than middle age,
who doesn't really know how to use the Internet.
I just know that there's a lot of like,
10 year olds on Omegle.
I went on Omegle because I was really bored
and there was this one girl I started videochatting.
She was like: Are you mean?
And I was like: "No?
I'm not mean" and she's like:
"Oh, okay good. Here are my dogs".
And she just showed me a dog.
She just showed me a dog!
Kids are so cute, bro!
They're so innocent.
I think that's really cute and that's really nice.
I know, I like it when straights insist people in like
"I just want to learn more. I just want to listen".
I like being asked questions,
because I can answer them.
You're done talking?
- Do you like answering questions? - Not really, no.
I do like talking, though.
You do.
So this one says:
"My uncle and grandma on the way to a Pride Parade in the 80's".
The mom has a t-shirt that says:
"My son is bi... And I don't ask why".
And the son has a t-shirt saying:
"My mother is straight... But she don't hate".
- It's cute. - I do think that's really cute!
You and your mom should wear.
Oh my God, yeah!
That's the best part about Pride, is like seeing people's parents
like supportive parents and support of grandma's!
I just... Oh Phoenix's grandma came to trans Pride
a few years ago and she was wearing like
"Free grandma hugs" t-shirt
and she's just going around like hugging everyone
because like obviously a lot of trans kids
don't have like, grandmas.
They can't hug them.
Yeah, they can't hug. The binder is too tight.
Too tight, no hugs.
What is a binder if not a constant hug?
Constant pain.
Constant hug.
Positivity!
That's sweet that you still find your wife attractive.
But also, I don't want to look at anybody
while they're undressing.
I feel like I'm invading their privacy.
Sometimes when you get undressed I'm like:
"Oh, I'll give you... Oh, I'll look".
I'll never get undressed in front of you.
I don't want them thinking about that,
don't put that in there!
Don't put that in their head!
Cut this bit Noah.
If you don't cut it, I will cut you!
It just came out!
"My ex used to tell me 'You look ugly with makeup'"
It's a bad start, right?!
- That's a bad start. - Yes, the bar here is low.
- No, that's not the bar. - Yeah, that's because this is the person.
This is where the bar is.
Okay...
That's really cute.
I feel like that's how I compliment girls.
"You look badass".
No, I really do!
You're scared of them, that they thinking that you're hitting on them.
Yeah, but there's like there's a Tik Toker,
like a woman who's like a bodybuilder and I'm like:
"Wow, your arms look so cool".
I said that.
She didn't respond.
So maybe her arms...
Maybe she doesn't think her arms look cool.
Maybe she wants to hear their arms are hot.
Maybe you offended her.
So this one says:
I think that is nice because
I think that should happen anyway.
- Bar down here. - You can't even see the bar
No, you've not been able to see the bar this whole time.
Your girl doesn't call you names?
You know then, you're a lucky guy!
If your girl, you know,
enjoys your company.
Lucky.
If your girl doesn't hate your very existence
Bro you're lucky.
We had a discussion about this earlier.
Yes, right.
If you have a house you should always have tampons,
regardless of who you are.
Unless you never have visitors.
Even then, you still have just in case.
- Nosebleed. - Just in case. Well they're useful.
Gunshot wound, right?
And also pads and then I was thinking that also,
because, for sustainability,
you should just have like 30 moon cups.
- Yeah. - So like, if so your cup would run it over,
one could say...
So like, picture:
Someone comes to your house like: "Oh no!
Hey man, if you've got any... And you're like: "Yeah, just go upstairs!"
And they go upstairs,
they look in the cupboards... - Labeled.
- They look in the cupboard and it's like... - Takes as many as you please.
Take whatever you want.
And it's like, you've got like tampons,
"Well, I don't really feel comfortable with tampons".
Pads, "Oh, those won't fit correctly.
Wow! A moon cup!
Just for me to take home and reuse!
fantastic!"
Like super
ultra
light
heavy flow.
It's like Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World,
going through all of her teas,
but it's like "I got heavy flow..."
Wow! That is very nice!
I think, what a nice husband was actually thinking of other people.
It's always nice when people think of other people.
It's nice when you remember something that happens to your wife every month.
- Yeah. - And want to help her out with.
RIGHT.
That's all the nice straight things we have to talk about today.
We could make another one of these videos.
But we couldn't because there's no other nice things that
they've done EVER.
Let's make another one.
We could do that.
But yeah, hope you enjoyed the video.
Have a good day, or don't.
See you later losers!
Tell me how you feel about the video in the comments:
Do you think straights are okay?
If you're straight, I'm sorry that you weren't
okay.
I don't know what to say.
Goodbye!