- We don't even know what drink it is.
- No.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Today you're doing
Drink Roulette: Mystery Alcohol Edition!
- Oh, wow.
It's like all of the other ones where it's a mix of drinks.
- Woo.
(upbeat instrumental music)
- I like alcohol.
- I mean, I won't say no to it.
- Yeah.
We're not in the, Scooby Gang or whatever that's called.
Mystery gang.
- Did they have mystery alcohol in the Scooby-Doo gang?
- I'm delighted to do it with you as well
'cause you're funny as fuck and--
- Stop.
- And I think we're gonna have a great laugh.
- Keep going.
- And you're very handsome.
You have a lovely t-shirt and a nice hat.
- So, it's like Alcohol Roulette squared.
- There's probably gonna be some absinthe in there.
- Mm hm.
- You'll have to, at least, give us some sort
of bourbon or whiskey or you're just a horrible person.
(mysterious music)
(participants talking over each other)
- I actually think I'm gonna cry tonight.
- I won't sniff them actually, till we start.
- Okay. I know what's most of these are.
(Justine laughs)
- [Off Screen Speaker] If there is a rule and you break it
you'll have to do a penalty sip of your beer.
- Are you really a loser though, if you drink more?
- Yeah. I didn't hear any of that, just the fumes
from the alcohol, drifted away to a magical place.
- [Off Screen Speaker] You have to come up with
two truths and a lie about yourself.
Other Tryer has to guess, which is the lie.
- Oh my God.
So, I have to drink if I get it wrong?
- I'm going to be bad at this
cause I'm a bit of an open book.
- And you? Okay.
- [Off Screen Speaker] You can only communicate
like Arnold Schwarzenegger until the next turn.
- Where's the mystery come into it?
- Okay.
I understand.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Morty and Rick, you must talk
like Morty and the other player, like Rick for a round.
Failure is a penalty sip.
- Ah, so Rick and you're...
- Oh my.
- Is that fireball?
Oh, you're gonna have a great time.
- That's pretty good.
- Was it terrible?
- It really was.
- Oh, I can't stop.
- Oh, this is really, really embarrassing for both of us.
- Do I drink?
- Drink!
(both laughing)
- I'm not sure.
I'm not sure, Morty?
Rick!
(both laugh)
I don't really usually watch the show.
Oh my, I dunno what that was.
- I'm saying three things.
Two of them are true and one of them is a lie.
- Okay. Is that a lie or is that the truth?
- No, don't confuse me even more.
(Justine laughs)
- Okay, let's get to the chopper.
- He's Austrian, he's not Russian.
- Get to the fucking chopper.
(Donal laughs)
There we go.
- Oh yeah.
That's exactly what he said.
- I drink no problem.
- What?
- Okay.
Almost got arrested, but got away.
Did get arrested.
Jumped between two rooftops.
- I can literally see all these things happening.
- But which one is the lie?
- The lie, okay.
The lie is that you almost got away.
I feel like you definitely did get arrested before.
- I've never been arrested.
- Ah. Dammit.
- Of course I got away.
(Justine laughing)
- [Off Screen Speaker] Both players have to put their hand
up to their ear, like a phone.
First person to fail, loses.
- Do I have to still talk like Rick?
- [Off Screen Speaker] Until it's Martin's turn.
- Jesus.
- I really want a beer though.
- I really spun it too much, so I'm just gonna.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Okay.
- Beep.
- [Off Screen Speaker] You have to hold your face
in the MacCaulay Culkin pose until the next turn.
- I'm MacCaulay Culkin in "Home Alone 2"
- I'll be back.
- God.
It's like giving a robot a blow job.
(Jamie laughing)
- Mm mm, that's.
(clearing throat)
Morty, that's very good.
(both laughing)
- [Off Screen Speaker] Guess exactly what's in your shot.
If you guess it exactly right, the other player does 3 sips.
- Oh. - What does it smell like?
- That has a nutty-- - I know what it is.
- I know the one because my friend got a bottle of it
and downed it at her 18th.
- Yeah, you know this one.
- Amaretto, I'm gonna guess.
- Yeah.
- [Off Screen Speaker] It's Amaretto.
- It's Amaretto.
- I think it's Disaronno.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Daredevil.
You have to keep your eyes closed until the next turn.
(Martin laughing)
- Okay.
(Grainne laughing)
Has everyone just left?
(Grainne laughing)
- This is what MacCaulay Culkin was like
after he killed all those men trying to break
into his house.
- Right, listen, I'll have to go.
Go on.
I'm gonna.
Now, I'm doing the shot.
Right, right.
- I know it.
- Don't tell me about it.
(Donal laughing)
He's suffering, the noise he made.
- Just, uh, nope.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Name every food now!
Both Tryers go back and forth naming as many foods
as they can think of.
- Banana.
- Durian.
- Apple?
- Pear.
- Sausage?
- Pineapple.
- Juice?
- Dragon fruit.
- Tomato.
- Passion fruit, under the fruit of this.
- Chicken nuggets.
- Mango.
- Cherry.
- Melon.
- Shark fin soup.
- Cantaloupe melon.
- Coriander.
- Oh, parsley.
- Custard green.
- Kinder bueno.
- She's like, she's really aggressive.
(Justine laughs)
- Edam.
(Ciara laughs)
- I'm sorry.
(Justine laughs)
You're just really intense.
- It's the overweight 12 year old in me who's like,
I remember food.
- No, you just didn't miss a beat.
(Justine laughs)
- [Off Screen Speaker] I'll be back.
You can only communicate like Arnold Schwarzenegger
until the next turn.
- Two rounds of bad voice impressions from Grainne.
(Grainne laughs)
- James Earl Jones again.
- Wait, wait.
- James, is that you?
- [Off Screen Speaker] Have to keep your eyes closed
until the next turn.
(both laughing)
- That was amazing. - You look like you're on
the most serious call of your life.
- You don't have any spice packs left?
- What was the drink?
- It was prosecco.
- Oh, their chin to the table.
- No, not the chin to the table.
- Do I put it here.
I have to--
- Oh my God.
That was poetry.
But hang on, my chins not, but--
- Why your chin's on the table?
I dunno.
- I can see--
- I just think it would be fun.
- Cheese.
- Banana.
- Bread.
- Butter.
- Milk.
- Yogurt.
- Uh, uh.
Oh God, I stumbled.
- It's cause of my wonderful Arnie impersonation.
It threw you off.
- That's nice.
- That's 80% and it's delicious.
Can I stop the voice now? - No, no. I haven't finished.
- Ah!
- That was the best Arnie.
- I feel very paranoid with my eyes closed.
I have a feeling if I open them up,
you're just gonna be in the nip.
- I already am completely naked right now. (Donal laughs)
- Oh my God, stunning.
Tilt it back.
Oh, beautiful!
(Ciara clapping)
Yes!
- It was water.
- That was amazing.
- [Off Screen Speaker] You must talk like Rick
and the other player, like Morty, for a round.
- Failure is a penalty sip.
- Oh, gee.
I'm pretty good at Morty, so I'm pretty lucky.
- Shut up, Rick.
- No, no.
- Shut up, Morty.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Staring contest.
Both players take part in a staring contest.
The loser does three penalty sips.
3, 2, 1 go.
(smooth music)
- This is a riveting watch for viewers at home.
- Yep.
(bell dinging)
Ugh.
- I'm so emotional.
I can't believe I won.
Where's my award?
- How did you get away from the guys? I need to know.
Was it on foot?
In a vehicle?
Jumping on a roof?
- It was on foot, but they did have motorbikes.
- Terrible.
- Shut the fuck up, Morty.
I've gotta drink some more.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Morty And Rick,
you must talk like Morty
and the other player must talk like Rick for a whole round.
- Oh, Ciara.
- Morty's the kid, right?
(Justine laughs)
Oh my God.
- God, my toes, oh god, my toes.
(both laughing)
Cinderella.
- Oh.
- The fuck is wrong with ya, Morty.
- Oh, I'm not even doing my impression anymore.
- I'm trying to drink some alcohol here, Morty.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Name every drink now!
Both Tryers go back and forth naming
as many alcoholic drink types/brands they can think of.
- I don't wanna do this game again.
'Cause I feel like I scared Ciara and I scared myself.
- No, I loved it.
I want that energy back.
- Absolut.
- Guinness.
- Wicked.
- Heineken.
- Absinthe
- Carlsberg.
- Denmark.
Fuck.
(both laughing)
I had Carlsberg on my mind and you said it and I was like,
no, the motherland.
- I'd love a bottle of Denmark Fuck.
(both laughing)
- Here we go.
Cider.
- Absinthe.
- Alcohol.
(both laughing)
- Can we just call it there?
We're calling it there.
- Banana.
- Chips.
- Carbs.
- Burgers.
- Oranges.
- Ice cream.
- Grass.
- Lemons.
- Lemon grass.
Grass is food for cows. - Grass isn't a fucking food.
- Grass is food for cows.
- You failed already, Morty, you fuck.
- Rice, sushi, ginger.
You failed.
Agent Morty, you failed years ago.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Reach for the sky.
You must stick your arms in the air until the next turn.
- Wait.
- I regret putting the phone down now.
- Wait.
(Martin laughing)
- You didn't even take the shot.
(Martin laughing)
Come on.
- I was like, oh yeah, I've got this.
And then, I had the shot in my mouth, my hands in the air,
and I just went, wait a second.
- It's kind of nice having your eyes closed.
- How many figures am I holding up?
- I feel like my senses are heightened.
I would say seven.
- Oh my God.
You were right.
- You know?
- Oh my God, Ciara, you were right.
- I feel like I'm at one with the world.
- I need to drink three sips and sips this time
'cause the audience is watching.
- Did you see that?
- What?
- My shot glass moved!
- By itself?
There was a ghost.
There was a ghost shot.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Mystery alcohol.
- Mystery alcohol, shoot.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Tryer chooses a word
and the pair go back and forth with the word,
rhyming the original until someone messes up.
- Orange.
- Fuck you!
I knew you were gonna do that!
I knew you were gonna say orange!
I fucking hate you.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Technically, for the game to work,
(Martin laughs)
you have to pick a word that--
- I just did.
Whiskey.
- Brisky.
- What did you say?
Brisky?
Risky.
- Is that a word?
- I said risky.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Yeah.
- Oh fuck.
(Martin laugh)
- Okay.
I'll have, how many, four sips?
- What are you in for? - What am I in for?
- Yeah
- I got caught by the guards, didn't I?
I didn't get away.
That's my problem.
- Sucks for you.
- [Off Screen Speaker] It starts off with fuzzy duck,
- Fuzzy duck and then it's--
- [Off Screen Speaker] And then it goes to ducky fuzz.
- Of course, fuzzy duck, ducky fuzz.
All right.
Those are my uncles' names.
- Oh, I've met them actually.
- Yeah, you have.
Fuzzy duck.
- Fuzzy duck.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Fuzzy duck.
- Fuzzy duck.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Does he?
- Ducky fuzz.
- Does he, ducky fuck.
- Wow.
That wasn't actually that funny.
Drink.
(Donal laughing)
I'm so glad that happened.
(Martin laughing)
- I'm just saying, Grainne's chin came off the table.
- I know.
Okay.
Fuck you.
(Martin laughing)
(Ciara gargling)
(glass clinking)
(Ciara laughing)
- Sorry.
I can swallow without closing my mouth.
It's one of my many talents.
That's gonna sound so horrific.
- This is definitely elder abuse.
(Donal laughing)
- You didn't hear me fart there?
(Donal laughing)
(Jamie farting)
- Do you wanna do the voice?
(Grainne singing)
- Oh my God it's Christine Daae.
I love your work.
- Oh no.
- No, wait.
Sorry.
Who is that?
- The Terminator, yeah?
- He's not Jamaican, Justine!
- [Off Screen Speaker] Try and guess what it is.
- Gingerbread alcohol.
- Oh.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Gingerbread alcohol?
- Yeah, gingerbread alcohol. - Is that your final guess?
- Well, I want a final answer on that.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Okay.
You're locking in gingerbread alcohol?
- I don't want a phone a friend.
And, I don't 50/50.
- Oh yeah.
It's a bottle of gingerbread alcohol.
- [Off Screen Speaker] So to clarify--
- Gingerbread alcohol, final answer.
- Down the hatch, down to your filthy hatch.
- [Off Screen Speaker] It was Disaronno, amaretto liqueur.
- I knew that.
I just wanted to have a laugh with the game.
- Yeah, of course.
- The viewers watching. - For yeah, for the comments.
- The name of the game is-- - Does he? I get it.
Does he fuck?
- Yeah.
Okay.
Fuzzy duck.
- Fuzzy duck.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Does he?
- Ducky fuzz.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Does he?
- Fuzzy duck.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Does he?
- Ducky fuzz.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Does he?
- Fuzzy duck.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Does he?
- Ducky fuzz!
- Ducky fuzz.
- Yes!
- Oh.
- All four years of studying theater
and drama have paid off.
(bell dinging)
- I didn't even realize that I blinked!
- [Off Screen Speaker] 3, 2, 1.
(bell dinging)
(both laughing)
- I tried to push a fart out. - Did you forget?
It was like you forgot what you were doing!
- I had to blink, 'cause I just had to fart.
(Donal laughing)
(Jamie farting)
(Donal laughing)
- I didn't win, but I tried.
- You can do it.
Mine was water, so you're doing great.
Yes!
Oh!
- It came back out again.
It's like--
- It's fine, it's fine.
- No, nope, no.
- It's not easy.
Hey, perfect.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Rick and Morty.
You must talk like Morty.
- Oh yes, Rick.
Rick, isn't it difficult?
- Well, hello there.
(both laughing)
- Oh my God.
It's James Earl Jones.
(Martin laughing)
- Ducky fuzz.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Ducky fuzz.
- Ducky fuzz.
- I feel like we're at a seance.
- [Off Screen Speaker] Does he?
- Fucky does.
(both laughing)
Fuck!
- It's almost as if they knew
when they were putting the game together, what would happen.
- It was a draw.
It was a draw.
- Yeah, it was a draw.
- Two Titans clashed.
- Very close.
- Two Titans clashed.
It was a draw.
- Very close.
- I feel like I'm gonna watch back on this video and go,
Oh no, Grainne, why?
Go home.
Go to bed.
- I'm sorry, Martin and Niall,
but this has been my favorite drinker that I've done so far.
The rules were changed too.
There was new rules in the mix.
- Yeah, the rules are gas.
- And send this to all your mates.
- Slack us.
- Yeah.
- And go, look at these losers.
- Drinking and having fun.
(both laughing)
Those dopes.
- Oh, hey.
So, you wanna spin?
Oh, what's it gonna land on?
Are you gonna like, are you gonna subscribe?
Are you gonna follow?
Because we have a new video every Monday,
Wednesday, and Friday.
And we are bringing a new video every week.
So, you wanna see another one?
Do you?
Yeah.
We're gonna flip it.
They, should--
(board clattering)
- You call that a flip?