(upbeat music playing) (sirens wailing)
- [Sandy Cheeks] You ran inside and slipped on an ice cube.
(Jordan laughs) (meter beeps) (upbeat music)
- By popular demand today we're back at it again
with an educational reaction video
to SpongeBob SquarePants.
I can't wait to break down more of the crazy
medical-type situations that Bikini Bottom has to offer.
But before we get into it if you're new to my channel
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I'm an ER doctor.
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All right, let's dive right in.
(door bashes) (SpongeBob screams)
- Oh man! - SpongeBob, you nincompoop!
You broke my face. (Jordan laughs)
Don't just stand there, help me. I need a doctor.
- Nice.
- Hiya Squidward.
(Squidward shouting indistinctly)
- I have never, in my whole career,
have ever seen full facial bandages. It doesn't happen.
Faces are a weird place to try to bandage up.
You just put a bandage over the area that needs help.
I've never seen anything like this
where you just have all these full bandages.
It doesn't happen.
- We can't really have you in here today. (Jordan laughs)
I'm going to be removing Squidward's bandages,
and he made me swear to keep you far away from him.
- Oh my gosh.
- Don't worry doc, I promise to stay out of the way.
- A lot of times we get people come
into the emergency department
"I think I broke my nose" and they want images now.
We can pretty much tell you if you broke your nose or not.
If it is way off like all the way to the side,
we could potentially pop it right back into place.
It's hard to even know if it's gonna stay off because
of the amount of swelling that you're having.
(dramatic music plays) -wow.. -Stop it
..cut the bandages off.
- Sorry, go ahead.
(music playing) (Jordan laughing) (snapping scissors)
- Wait! - What is it?
- Are you sure the patient has enough-
- I have no idea what that is.
Please, just let me work.
- Very well doctor. Carry on.
(scissors snapping, dramatic music playing)
- Yes. Be quiet, observe, when you are in the room,
when there's scissors and sharp objects.
(sparkling sounds)
- wow - I can't believe it.
- [Squidward] SpongeBob, - Yeah
- how does it look? Is it beautiful?
- [Squidward] Quick, hand me that mirror.
(upbeat music) - What the.....wait a second.
- Oh. Its like a normal nose. - That nurse was right.
(upbeat music) I am handsome.
- He's looking good.
- Squidward you're not handsome. You're a hunk.
(Jordan laughs)
- A lot of the time with facial wounds
and scars, they may not always heal
the way that you want them to heal.
But you can follow up with a plastic surgeon later,
and they can actually cut that scar out, and then revise it.
Just something to think about.
Oh, look. Ow. (metal bangs)
(Jordan screams) - My leg.
(Motorcycle engine roaring) (bones cracking) My leg.
- This guy is not just good with his legs.
- All right, let's just get this over with.
(blade screeching) - My leg. (Fred screaming, soft thud)
(Jordan laughs) Hmm. Feels great.
- When you initially break a bone you got to the ER.
We put a splint on it. A splint is a half of a cast.
Its the same material.
We do that on purpose that way it allows for swelling.
Cause if we put a full circumferential cast around the area,
it'll swell and then we'd have to cut it off.
We do have saws that cut casts off.
But they actually do not spin,
like it is the show, It actually just vibrates.
It actually vibrates in a specific direction.
- Thanks doc. (foot kicking) - I'm glad Fred,
but you got to be more careful with your leg.
- Nice. He got fractured on the x-ray.
It looks like there's a fracture right through
the tibia.
You can see the fibula which would be on the other side,
which is the small bone on the outside.
It's a non-weight bearing bone, but it makes up
the lateral malleolus. This fracture, looking at it,
it's comminuted. So typically,
I'm not an orthopedic surgeon,
but if its really destroyed like this,
you gotta put a, what is it called, intramedullary rod
through the middle of it.
But sometimes you can actually put a plate and screws
in there as well.
It all just depends on how much bone is there or not.
(Leg slamming sounds) (Jordan laughs)
- .....just your leg
(Jordan laughs) Don't take advantage of your body.
You only got one of them.
Maybe you have two legs but you don't
wanna be hopping around if you don't have to.
(Squidward laughs) (Squidward chocking) oh he's choking.
Universal sign.
Oh. Fork in the neck.
(clinging sounds)
There's so many times people come in.
They swallow accidental shapes
and sizes of different things.
Most of the time, these are safe and fine and happen.
Yes, we are gonna do some imaging and
see if there is something stuck in there.
But most of the time there's not.
If there's perforation we could simply see
if there is air on the chest x-ray, in the wrong place.
- whoa Squidward. you're choking.
- Yeah. No crap. he's choking.
The universal sign of choking is two hands around your neck.
You go up to the person,
ask them "are you choking?" and they'll confirm.
You say, "Okay, I'm gonna do the Heimlich maneuver."
Heimlich maneuver, you take your fist,
just below the ribs and you're pushing
in and up in a (thump) kinda motion. Squeeze them.
And you're trying to kinda force it out.
(upbeat music)
(jaws cracking) (Jordan laughs) (Patrick inhaling)
- What the heck? Oh my God.
(air gushing) (suckers popping)
As I said, if somebody progresses to
where they lose pulse is you'll actually start doing CPR
and depending on your protocols where you are
typically we don't do mouth to mouth anymore,
rescue breathing.
But we'll use like a some sort of BVM
to basically breathe for the individual to get oxygen in.
(upbeat music playing) (Squidward gushing out air)
Did it work? (sucking noises)
It almost worked. (fork snapping free) Nice.
- I win.
- If you can't get to a hospital asap,
we have different tools that we can go and look,
we have magill forceps, laryngoscopes, bronchoscopes,
and then we can even have a different type of
camera which is for endoscopes.
So we can actually see in there
and try to grab it out as well.
- Spongebob SquarePants am tough enough
to get into the Salty Spitoon.
- Uh nuts.
- This the happiest day of my life.
(upbeat music playing) - Oh oh (siren wailing)
- Sandy,... (groaning) - What happened? -...what happened?
- You ran inside and slipped on an ice cube.
(Jordan laughs) - ah that sucks.
- I slipped on an ice cube and got covered in buboes
- People come in for all different ailments,
all different injuries.
We all have a different level of pain tolerance
and pain threshold. But I will say this,
we get so many people that come into the ER
telling me, "Hey Doc, I got a really high tolerance
for pain, but can I get some pain medication".
But again it's not my job to judge.
If somebody says they're in pain and they don't have an
obvious history of drug seeking behavior,
and we know that there is issues, we treat it.
- Boo-boos eh. I think you guys want that hospital.
(metal clangs) - [SpongeBob] Weenie Hut General?
- Ow. Messed up.
The only times we really send you to a different hospital,
is like say, have a service that we don't have at
the current one you're at.
- Order up Squidward.
- Here you are sir, one krabby patty.
(Jordan chuckles)(customer creams)
what the.. - Uh it's a little..
- I don't understand, we haven't had a customer in weeks.
(tempo music playing)
I wonder if it's the new placemats?
- It's that old patty you keep trying to sell to everybody.
It's gone bad. - Gone bad? That's nonsense.
Bring it here SpongeBob. - Oh no
oh my gosh. It's alive, I love it.
- Let's see how bad you are. (paddy snarls)
- Don't do it. (Jordan laughs)
- See, good enough to eat.
(tempo music playing) (wheels rolling)(Mr. Krabs growling)
- Yes. That is one thing that can cause it.
As an ER doctor or any doctor,
a lot of different like petunia or viruses
can cause nausea, vomiting, diarrhea
and abdominal cramping. It's horrible.
- Make sure you wrap up that paddy.
I'm not finished with it yet. - The only question is,
why did he go to the operating room?
So, he could have gone to the operating room
for maybe like a bowel perforation.
That it ruptures your stomach, your intestines
and then you have stuff leaking into your abdomen.
And you need to be opened up and then
that section of the bowel repaired typically
by cutting it out. But it is kind of interesting.
- Let's just check your chart.
(melancholy music playing)
let's just see here. Hmm. Oh no. (teeth clattering)
Oh no. This is terrible.
- Everything okay doc? - Don't touch me.
(doc screams) (dramatic music playing)
- That's not a good sign. - That's not good.
One, that bedside manner, that is atrocious.
Okay. You do not freak out.
You freak out, everyone else freaks out.
You don't do that.
Now, I wonder what he's got that would cause that.
Not sure . - How do we tell him? - Don't tell him?
Thar will only make him feel worse.
The way I see it , he's only got till sunset.
Why ruin his last day on earth.
The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours.
We will have families where they don't want
us to tell the patient or their loved one.
Like, have, like a really terminal illness.
If that family member has the power of attorney
sometimes we need to abide by what they want us to do.
But my adage is always tell people the truth.
- Turn left. (Jordan laughs) And stop.
See. That's what it would be like if you had me for a face.
- Can't breathe. (Jordan laughs) (dramatic music playing)
Are you sure you should be poking it like that?
- Who's the doctor here? (blood gushing)
- Poking a heart with your finger,
is very much unlikely to cause a hole in the heart.
You'd have gloves on, masks, operating room.
You wouldn't be awake while somebody
is poking your heart, all these different things.
(SpongeBob laughing)
we deal with the end of life all the time.
And there's always the conversation of
continuing therapy and care. Just different
things that would cause you
not to enjoy the last time, last days,
weeks, months of your life.
Versus don't do any treatment and enjoy.
So its nice having friends around to be able to help.
I've really enjoyed the medical clips
that I'm seeing in SpongeBob SquarePants.
Please let me know in the comments.
Give me some more episodes or scenes to check out.
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