I love it when our first guest is here.
He makes me laugh.
Please welcome, my friend, Dax Shepard.
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Whoo.
As you can see, I did not practice waving.
That deserves $30,000.
Whoo.
Yeah.
We've been partnering with Ulta all month long raising money
for breast cancer research.
And so every magnificent entrance is--
so far I think you've made the most money for--
Can I tell you my fragile male ego is so upset that I crashed.
I'm having the hardest time shifting gears back
into being here.
Really?
That almost destroyed me.
Like I might drink over this.
No.
You don't drink.
This is bad.
You don't drink.
No, I don't drink.
So don't make this the one.
But I did wave, and I didn't lose control as you saw.
But I think I recovered.
The loop was good, right?
It was wonderful.
OK, thank you.
Thank you.
It was wonderful.
Thank you.
Yes.
I've always had a Shriner's fantasy.
This fulfilled like my Shriner's fantasy.
You see them in the little cars with the gigantic poo-bah hats.
That seems-- because I know you know how to ride a motorcycle.
Yes.
And you have children.
Did they have little tiny motorcycles like this?
Well, it's funny you would ask that.
Because my wife was in Hurricane Irma.
What people don't know is that Kristen was supposed
to be shooting a movie.
She got evacuated for two weeks to Orlando.
She stayed at Disney World.
She was with young cast members.
When I would call her at 10 a.m, she
was intoxicated at Disney World riding Avatar.
She was on spring break.
And every hour someone called me panicked if she was OK.
Right.
This brat was on spring break.
It sounds like she was not-- yes.
So, I kind of wanted to get even with her.
So I had the kids by myself for four weeks.
So in that time, I bought my four-year-old an electric
motorcycle and taught her to ride it.
Lincoln?
Lincoln, yes.
She's four years old.
And she's this big.
And she can ride.
Look at her.
Come on.
Around the barrel.
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Oh.
Wow.
That makes me happier than anything.
Wait.
How many times had she been on?
Never.
That's day one on the motorcycle.
She rode for three hours, never crashed.
She just did that in circles.
And I think she like 40% for her and 60 for me.
That was like going bananas.
That's amazing.
And she must love that.
She digs it.
Again, she likes how much I dig it.
Yeah.
Yeah, because I'm very vocal about my approval.
Oh, my gosh.
She's riding that thing.
So Kristen got home, well, first I sent her this video.
And she goes, oh, my God.
You did what?
You taught her to ride a motorcycle?
And I go, yeah, it's fine.
Look, she didn't crash.
Everything's good.
But she got home, and I had left the box for it
in the recycling bin.
And it said on there, 13 and over.
So I was kind of in hot water there for a minute.
Yeah.
Should have taken that one off.
Just 3.
Three and over.
She's almost a year too late.
You've been married four years now?
Yeah, together 10 years, married for four years.
Married four years.
And because y'all waited for it to be legal for everyone.
Which I love that you did that.
That was really, that was great.
Our pleasure.
So wait.
So I saw something that she posted something or said
something to you.
She text me completely out of the blue.
She was at work and I get a text, do we have a prenup?
And I'm like that's a very disconcerting text to receive.
Yeah.
So I posted it.
And I said, this doesn't seem like a good text to get,
does it?
Not around an anniversary, no.
No.
Ever really.
You just don't-- why would someone be wondering if you
have a prenup?
They're either going to kill you or leave you.
Right.
Yeah.
It's not like I'm going to buy him flowers,
do we have a prenup?
Right.
No.
That's not the line of thinking.
So as it turns out, which is funny,
she doesn't know that we don't have one.
But when we met, I had a lot more money than her.
And I'm crazy about money.
And as we were leading up to getting married, she said, hon,
would you want to get a prenup?
Would that make you feel better?
And in my head, I was like, yes please.
And then I said, no, I do not want a prenup.
She has since made way more money than me.
And I'm a genius.
I got in at the basement floor.
I like signed LeBron James on a playground
in elementary school.