>>> ALL RIGHT, FELLAS, IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM READY TO
FLY! WHO'S WITH ME?
>> YEAH! >> HEY, WHY IS RUDOLPH CHEERING?
>> WELL, I GUESS I THOUGHT THERE WAS A CHANCE I'D BE ON THE TEAM
THIS YEAR. >> WHAT?
>> YEAH, KEEP DREAMING NEON NOSE!
>> YEAH, THE LAST THING WE NEED UP THERE IS A STOPLIGHT!
>> OR A MARASCHINO CHERRY. >> HO, HO, HO!
HUDDLE UP. I GOT A LITTLE WEATHER REPORT,
AND I'M SORRY BUT IT'S TOO OVERCAST TO FLY.
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. >> OH, NO!
NO! >> WAIT!
RUDOLPH -- YOUR NOSE. YOU CAN GUIDE US WITH YOUR
WONDERFUL LIGHT! HOW ABOUT IT, RUDOLPH?
>> YOU MEAN IT, SANTA? >> YOU BET I DO.
I'M APPOINTING YOU LEAD REINDEER!
CHRISTMAS IS SAVED! LET'S HEAR IT FOR RUDOLPH!
>> HIP, HIP, HOORAY! >> THANKS, SANTA.
I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. >> WELL, WELL, WELL --
CONGRATS. OH, YOU CAN PUT THAT AWAY,
DONNER, OR WHATEVER YOUR STUPID [ BLEEP ] NAME IS.
>> RUDOLPH. >> OH, IT'S RUDOLPH NOW!
I THOUGHT IT WAS NEON NOSE. >> WELL, RUDOLPH MAY BE --
>> CLASSIC! >> WHAT'S UP, BLITZEN?
WHAT DID YOU CALL MY NOSE? A STOPLIGHT.
I LIKE THAT. MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE'S LOOKS
AND YOU'RE MARRIED TO A MOOSE. >> SHE'S AN ELK.
>> SHE'S A STRAIGHT UP MOOSE. YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT.
>> WHAT'S UP, DAD? RUDOLPH, WE UNDERSTAND YOU'RE
SORE AT US BUT IT WAS JUST SOME RIBBING.
>> YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, CUPID. YOU WANT HEALTHY RIBBING!
YOUR WIFE DROPPED THAT DONK ON MY LAST NIGHT!
>> YOU'RE MAKING THAT UP. >> NOPE, WE DID IT IN FRONT OF
THE MIRROR. SHE'S ONE OF THOSE!
>> HEY, I'LL KNOCK THAT NOSE RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE!
>> COME ON, RUDOLPH MAN, WE'RE SORRY.
>> I KNOW YOU'RE SORRY NOW BECAUSE I'LL BE FLYING OUT IN
FRONT TONIGHT AND I'M EATING A LOT OF BROCCOLI.
>> HEY! >> I'M GONNA TELL SANTA HOW
YOU'RE BEHAVING. >> OH, LET'S GET HIM IN THERE
THEN! >> OH, WHY WOULD YOU HIT ME?
I'M SMALLER THAN YOU! >> CUPID!
ARE YOU STILL BULLYING ON RUDOLPH?
>> NO, SIR, I DIDN'T TOUCH HIM! >> I'M THE NEW GUY.
I DESERVE IT. >> RUDOLPH, YOU'RE THE STRONGEST
REINDEER I'VE EVER SEEN. CUPID, YOU'RE ON THIN ICE.
HO, HO, HO, HO. >> OH, MAN.
>> WHOOPS! >> YO, YOU'RE CRAZY, MAN!
ANYONE ELSE WANT TO BULLY RUDOLPH?
>> NO, MAN, WE'RE SO SORRY. >> OH, WELL IF IT ISN'T MR.
MARASCHINO CHERRY JOKE. >> I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE,
MAN. >> YOU KNOW, I HEARD A LOT OF
JOKES ABOUT MY NOSE. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
YOU LIKE MARASCHINO CHERRIES, BRO?
THEY'RE DELICIOUS AS HELL, >> YEAH.
>> YOU LIKE THE WAY THEY TASTE, BRO?
>> YEAH. >> WHY DON'T YOU SUCK ON ONE?
>> EXCUSE ME? >> YEAH, SUCK ON IT, HOMEY.
SUCK ON THE CHERRY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!
>> RUDOLPH, PLEASE! >> OH, MY GOODNESS!
>> EW, EW! HE BIT ME.
I THINK HE'S RABID. >> OH, I ALWAYS KNEW THIS DAY
WOULD COME. I SWEAR HE'S LYING!
HE TOLD ME TO SUCK IT. >> COME WITH ME, COMET.
>> SIR, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. HE'S EVIL.
ARE NONE OF YOU GOING TO SAY ANYTHING?
>> YEAH, ISN'T SOMEONE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING?
>> I'M SORRY, PAL. HO, HO, HO.
[ GUNFIRE ] >> RUDOLPH, YOU'RE A MASTER.
>> REALLY, THOSE WERE SOME FUNNY JOKES.
HILARIOUS. >> ALL RIGHT, SHOW'S OVER.
IT'S CHRISTMAS, FOLKS. HO, HO, HO, HO!
♪ RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER ♪
>> SING IT! ♪