Hey, is this shirt okay?
Yes!
Yeah? It's not too fitted?
No, I like it.
Just don't tuck it in.
He's kinda cool, right?
I mean... It's retarded thing to say.
Yeah, I like him.
Are you wearing that?
Playdate
You think she felt out of the auction committee?
I don't know, ask her.
How I can just ask her, you have to be asked.
You know?
Feels too fitted.
That shirt.
That shit is old.
Okay, they not coming to our house.
Yeah.
Hey!
What a fun dress!
Oh, thanks!
Hey, there they are!
Hey!
Come on in!
Oh, thank you!
Thanks!
Hi!
Are we late?
No! We were just unfashionably early.
Oh!
Paul and Kate Dunborrow.
This is Stephen and Lydia Lempour.
I think their son Alex is in... Jacob's class.
Of course, it was were I met you.
Okay.
I thought you said seven.
We did! Yeah, we did!
No, you are not late!
Not at all!
Okay!
Sit down! Sit, sit...
Let's get you set to drink.
Do, you guys, do the reds?
Yes, let's some.
And Paul?
Yeah, I love drinking! I'm an alcoholic.
I'm kidding. I'm not an alcoholic.
It's a joke.
It's a two reds?
Yes!
Thank you!
Sorry, if we don't hear you knocking.
Stephen was just telling us the most amazing sorry.
I mean, we were... We were hysterical!
Please, finish it. Finish it.
Thank you!
Well, should I... Should I start over?
For us? Absolutely not!
But it's kinda complicated and...
No, no, no! Just pretend we're not here, it's our crappy timing.
They said we weren't late.
Just go, man. Go!
Okay!
Okay! Alright. So...
I looked at the bloke. The guy. And I say to him:
"I've been called many things in my life, but pimp is not one of them."
And then the guy says: "Then why is your wife got a price tag on her shirt?"
Yes! Cos I literally just went out the shop like this.
So embarrassing!
Can you believe that?
Well, I for one thing she would do quite well pimping, with your lovely wife there.
I'm just saying, because you're attractive.
Your... I, you know... I would pay top dollar. Or...
Does anyone want to try..?
Is that in Chelsea?
It's not a Tacomoto?
Oh, yeah.
Well, it's a print, but yeah.
Oh, it's beautiful!
Yeah, we love that.
In love with the textures.
Oh, me too. It's very textural.
Are you, guys, Tacomoto fans?
Not enough to say we're fans but...
Yeah, he's definitely our top five.
She's great!
She's one of a kind.
There is gallery at Madisons, in Chelsea.
Yeah!
The whole top floor full of Tacomoto.
That sounds amazing.
Wanna check in out?
Could do! I mean, I have a friend there.
Anytime.
Fine! Meeting up.
Sign us up.
We love her.
Whole floor?
A lot!
No, no, no!
Totally do that shit! Have you ever seen The Long Order where the guy kills his mom with a draino.
No.
Gotta no TV, man. So...
Really?
I'm so addicted to MD, he'll tell you.
This one is anything. Anything...
That wasn't my question.
Just for the record. I didn't ask you had a TV.
I asked you if you saw The Long Order, where the dude kills his mam with a draino. So...
Completely different question, really.
First of all, slow down, okay cowboy?
Excuse me?
Ease off the wine!
Okay, fine!
Thank you!
Thank you for humiliating me up there. What?
Fucking all that Tacahashi!
Tacomoto!
I don't fucking care what his name is!
Her!
Oh, fuck you! Of my God! Fuck you!
Who's side are you on?
What is that even..?
I'm on side of fact! How's about that? That Tacomoto is a female artist!
Oh my God! Are you an expert or something?
Female artist, female artist, female...
You know? Okay. You know I'm gonna go out there.
And I'm gonna drink like a motherfucker! What do you think of that?
Great.
I'm gonna severely hurt myself in my brain!
Hey!
The loo is free.
It's what you call it, right? The loo?
Yeah.
Okay.
Dinner was amazing!
That is.. Actually, we did it pretty easy.
You are being modest!
I'm sure, this should be an auction item.
Dinner by Tom.
That's a great idea!
Yeah, envelope, fun. Okay, done, agreed.
Yeah.
I'm gonna prepare it Tuesday night.
I'm sorry!
Are you on the auction community?
Lidia was gracious enough to volunteer her services.
All I did was asks, so.
She raised like a bazillion dollars for doctors that parties.
Come on! Don't ennoble it!
I've just made phone calls.
Kate makes phone calls.
All the time right now.
Are we good? We're happy? Some more wine?
Lydia?
Oh, I'm fine, thank you!
Oh! Maybe some water.
Sure!
Is that how you say that?
Water.
Sorry?
It's just...
Weird.
It sounds weird. Water.
I mean, what is that?
Say it again!
Okay, you know what? Who wants desert?
Stephen had apparently made homemade fudge!
Of course he did.
Say it!
Fuck them.