It's time for
Food Adventure Program for Awesome People
The Korean Pit Stop Edtion
[WANK Theme]
[I mean FAP FAP Theme]
[Wait aren't they the same?]
You say pit stop
It sounds like we're here to fix our car
Like pew pew pew pew
Aren't these what these are called?
Isn't it a rest stop?
The whole point is that
We are now on our road trip
You probably would-
Nothing.
I put on deodorant
I didn't say anything
Ooooooohh
Are you ashamed of your underarms?
I'm sure I could smell nice
You just didn't judge her
We're on our road trip right now
We decided to go in a pit stop because
we didn't eat breakfast
Let's see what a Korean pit stop is like
Yeah I don't know
There's our car
Nananananana
Look at this:
boring.... boring....
AWESOME~!!
boring boring boring boring
Here we go
[WANK or FAPFAP Theme]
Hello
Ooh hello Yaaah Ooh Hi
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Ok so I think we order from here?
Ok
Hanshik myeongdu...ok
Ok so we've got Korean food
It's like a huge selection
They've got bulgogi deop-bap
which you love Simon
I'm getting jajangmyeon
And they've got tonkatsu
ddeok mandu gook
haejang ramyeon
konggi bap
I'm gonna get the
The nambi udon?
5
No!
4
Don't pressure me
3
This is my last meal
2
for the next like four hours
1
[SCREAMS]
Martina ordered the udon
I ordered the jajangmyeon
They gave us a ticket with the number
We gotta wait till they call our number
364
And then we get our foods
There's like a glass area here We are next!
and then it'll match our number It's 363, we're 364
Are you gonna yell Bingo! really loudly?
Don't do it
I'd enjoy it. Awesome!!!
No, please don't do that
Please don't do that
and I'm pretty sure that's Street Fighter
I'm looking at the kitchen right now
I just saw them take your 'ze gourmet jajangmyeon'
from ze ramen package
and pull ze plastic
and dump into ze water
So I believe you're having ze gourmet convenience store jajangmyeon
Wait so you're telling me this isn't like
'made from scratch' jajangmyeon here?
They literally
I think you're getting powder
I'm pretty sure that's not what's coming anyways
because wasn't it called Nongshim?
Yeah
Isn't that the name of that brand?
Yeah
Ok. So we literally ordered like
convenience store packaged jajangmyeon
BINGO!!
I'm smacking your butt Simon
Your head, I'm squishing your head
This is me touching your arms
And now for some sexy food porn shots
[Ooooohh~~]
[Womp womp....]
[Booyeaahh]
[Bleeeeehhh]
So my jajangmyeon came with 4 peas
and I wanted to be a loving husband
and give Martina one of my peas
so I spoon fed to her
and then she ate it by dropping it
Ok
She threw it on the ground!!
It was a very slippery pea
I don't know how that managed to happen
It went here
and then it just launched itself over there
and maybe
I had 4 peas
You threw one of them away
Then I gave you another one
I gave one of my yubus
Ducky you had like 170 yubus
Those yubus were important to me
I'm going to put our stuff away
We have to pee
We have to caffeinate
We have to sugarfy
And then let's keep going
Here's something really special about pit stops
It's one of the like fast food places in Korea
If you want some water
You don't buy the water
You get some FREE water
But here's the way that you get the free water
You get it out of the sterilised cup thingamabobber
You get your water
You drink the water
And then you put water cup in water cup hole
Korea
That's pretty cool
I wonder what's in the free wellbeing zone?
Oh Hi.
I'm on a long chair with a little massage-y thingy in the back of it
It doesn't actually work but I just keep pretending it works
But here's the thing.
We saw them being used by those old men
unless they were also sitting here pretending it was working as well
Listen up! You know what I hate about resting?
This is my rest rant!
I hate taking naps!
Naps are the worst!
When I wake up I feel cranky and grumpy and less restful
And you know what else I hate?
If I sleep on something weird
Like me piggy
I end up getting piggy marks on my face
And then those creases last
for the entire day
And in university this one time
I rested on my calculator
and I woke up covered in numbers
And it was the worst!
Resting is the worst!
And if you're wearing makeup
It ruins your entire makeup
And you're like Why did I even bother getting ready today?
And if you're wearing contact lenses
It adheres to your eyeballs.
That's my rest rant.
[Mic Drop]
So that's it for this week's Food Adventure Program For Awesome People
I'm a very happy person after that food stop
We have about 45 minutes to go for our next adventure
Yeah
We're actually heading to GD's pension
and if you don't know what we're talking about
There's another video that's like interjected with this video
We weren't just like
'Let's go eat at a food stop!'
So
Check out our last week's video and you'll know what we're talking about
Let's get going mister
TEEEEAAAMM BREAK!
[Wait so is this the WANK Theme or the FAPFAP Theme?]