- Today we asked the age old question.
- Will it burrito?
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat music)
- Good Mythical Morning!
- All right.
The very first "Will It" that we ever did
was "Will It Taco?", and now we've come full circle
because something that we've been
just yearning to fill with ingredients to see if it will
is the burrito!
- That's right, today we're gonna test the limits
of that little donkey and see what happens.
It's time to find out...
- [Both] Will It Burrito?
- All right, up first we have the peach cobblerrito.
It is very simple.
Just what it sounds like.
It is peach cobbler inside of a burrito.
- Mm-hmm. You gonna gimme half of that?
- Feel free you to take your half or take that half.
- Look at that.
That looks like...
Man, we're starting with dessert.
We must have done something good!
- I feel like there is absolutely no way
that this cannot be good.
So I say, let's eat it.
Oh, baby.
- Don't call me baby, it embarrasses me.
- I called this thing baby.
I called the world baby.
When something makes you call the world baby,
you know you've struck gold.
- This little donkey can nestle in my mouth at any time.
- You wanna explain the little donkey thing?
I mean, people may not know about the entomology.
- Yeah, a burrito is a little donkey in Spanish.
That's all I know.
(Rhett chuckles)
There was a guy who delivered foods.
- The burrito man?
- Yeah, the burrito man back in the day, on a donkey.
- On a little donkey.
- Yep. So they called him burritos.
He kept his food warm in tortillas.
- It's excellent.
It could only be made better with a little whipped cream
or maybe some ice cream on top,
but I think you could surprise the family tonight
with a special new dessert.
If you've got peach cobbler
and some tortillas laying around,
you can make yourself a peach cobblerrito.
- And surprise them with another thing
with that stuff inside.
- Oh, it's in there. - No, but it should be.
- Oh. But will the burrito?
- [Both] Yes!
- And now we have the fungirrito.
All types of mushrooms.
Every type of mushroom that the Mythical Crew
could get their hands on.
Porcini mushrooms, black trumpet, lobster,
wood ear, chanterelli.
- Chanterelle. - Chanterelle.
Portobello, heard of that.
Cremini, white mushrooms, oyster mushrooms, shiitake, enoki.
Some mushrooms were sauteed in white truffle oil, I'm told.
- Now, let me tell you.
I'm a huge fan of mushrooms.
It is one of my favorite things to eat,
but this seems so overwhelming.
Just get a whiff of it.
- I like a raw mushroom,
but I don't love cooked mushrooms as much.
- It's very powerful.
- It is. - Look at that cross section.
Now, I feel like you gotta get your whole mouth
around the entire thing.
That's what I'm gonna do.
So I'm gonna wrap this lip around this side.
- It's not all going in there.
Your mouth is small.
Well, I take it back.
Oh, goodness.
Man.
All right, I'll do the same.
- Oh, you're gonna have a tough-
(Link gags)
You've gotta be kidding me.
- Mushroom juice is funky to me.
- We're starting early today, ladies and gentlemen!
- The consistency of a rubbery, floppy fungus
is not my idea of a good morning.
- Something went wrong.
You know what?
It turns out the answer to the question,
"Can you have too many mushrooms?"
Yes.
Right here are too many mushrooms.
Sorry, it happened.
Will it burrito?
- [Both] No.
- Take it.
- You'll figure it out a second.
All right.
Okay. Oh my goodness.
This is big.
This is very big.
- Whoa, it's huge!
- This is the Taco Bell-urrito.
- I need some of that in my life.
- This is an entire Taco Bell cravings deal box
inside of a burrito.
- Give me half. Let me look at the cross section.
Oh my goodness! - So we got a
Cheesy Gordita Crunch, we got a-
- I'm choking on one of those 18-
- Arms in the air! Arms in the air!
Do what my mama said!
Arms in the air!
- Oh, it came up! - Yeah.
My mama knows everything, man.
Beef Burrito Supreme, Crunchy Taco,
Chips and Cheese, and a fountain drink for dipping
if you so desire.
- Baja Blast? I'll blast it with some Baja.
- Really?
Look at that. - Man.
- I can't get my whole mouth around that thing.
- Man, this is a diarrito
That's the way she be calling this.
- Well, maybe if you eat the whole thing.
Here, cheek wrap.
- It ain't going...
Ooh!
I'm not your friend anymore.
Ew. Okay.
- Oh.
Yes.
Yes, sir.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes to everyone.
You knew that this was gonna be great.
Taco Bell should be calling us up right now, saying,
"We'll put it on the menu.
Give you guys a royalty."
- Call it the Rake It All In,
'cause that's how they make it.
Everything in Taco Bell is just four ingredients anyway.
- Yeah. - They reconfigure stuff
in all types of ways and they call it different stuff.
- It's so good.
I wanna continue to eat it.
I'm not going to because I care about my bowels
and I really like to keep the quality of my BMs,
as my mom calls them.
- Your mom.
- My mom says, "Did you do a BM?"
She'll call me today.
She'll say- - Later today?
"Have you done your BM today?"
And I'm like, "Not yet, mama.
I'll call you when I do.
I'll text you when I'm on the throne."
Will it burrito?
- [Both] Yes.
- All right, now we tried to get a little creative
with the word "burrito" for this one.
We're calling it the Brrr-rrito!
This is the coldest burrito on the planet, people.
Not only does it have mint leaves and peppermint extract,
but it also has frozen grapes, lime popsicles.
- [Rhett] Those are cold.
- A Fudgesicle and acai sorbet.
I don't like to bite cold things, 'cause-
- Well, you're about to.
- My teeth say, "Don't do that."
- It's chilly.
- It smells like a spa.
- Ooh, that's got a nice, refreshing smell to it.
- Yeah, maybe to rub on the outside of my body,
but I don't know if I wanna rub it on the inside of my body.
- Well, you don't have to rub it.
You just have to chew it.
- Well, that's what happens when you eat stuff.
- I mean, chewing is a form of rubbing.
Okay, I'm gonna wrap my whole mouth around this one as well.
That should be pretty easy to do that.
It's so cold.
Oh!
(Link retching)
What?
- It's like...
- You're having a tough time today.
Oh my gosh.
- It's too medicinal, man!
It's like eating a frozen Vicks VapoRub!
- You're not looking forward to
the later rounds today, are you?
- Oh no. - 'Cause you know
it usually gets worse as we go.
That's how it works.
- That just didn't feel healthy.
That just felt mal-healthy.
- It feels like the kind of thing
that you should be required to just chew
and then spit out.
Like you're not supposed to swallow it.
Like, "No, no, no! Don't swallow it!
Don't swallow it!"
- It's amuse-bouche!
- Yeah, it's amuse-bouche!
But you're supposed to swallow amuse-bouche.
- A chewy gum amuse-bouche.
- It's a chews-bouche!
It's a chews-bouche!
It's a chews-bouche, don't swallow it!
- We just invented something!
- Achews-bouche.
It comes before the amuse-bouche, and you chew it!
- It's a chewing gum bouche.
- Yeah. I didn't gag, but will it burrito?
- [Both] No.
- Can you take that 'cause I yacked on it.
- Yeah. - Got a new one!
- All right. - Look at this!
- 'Tis the season, Link, for the Fall-urrito.
An autumn themed burrito
complete with pumpkin and pumpkin seeds,
corn, cinnamon, actual fallen leaves,
and we're doing this one wet burrito style.
We got a pumpkin spice latte from your favorite coffee shop.
- [Link] I don't have a favorite coffee shop.
- And we're just gonna get it nice and soaked.
So that's just like the red sauce
that you put on at the restaurant.
- A little pumpkin molee.
- So if you wanna just mosey your plate on up over here.
- Oh yeah, Chase, that's good.
- And just gonna kind of, just kind rake it onto your plate.
Here's a fork.
This is actually a knife.
You have a fork.
I'm just, I'm confused.
All right.
You don't have to eat the actual leaf,
but the leaves are inside. - It smells good.
- I gotta say, this is the kind of thing...
I'm anticipating that the leaves
are gonna make it difficult.
Without the leaves, it probably would sell.
- But if you're at a Fall get down party type thing,
where you're like, "Wear your best browns and oranges
and come to my house to celebrate with your mom."
- Is that what you do?
You get people to wear their browns and oranges?
- That's what your mom does.
You've never been invited.
(both laughing)
If I was eating this there, A, I'd be very intrigued.
And then after eating it a little bit, they said,
"Now, there's actual leaves in there."
I'd be like, "Oh!"
- Well, if it was pureed enough,
but I don't think it's pureed.
I think they're just in there.
You know what, I'm gonna actually pick it out
'cause I still want to believe that I can...
Whoop. No, I can't.
It's a wet one. - As you can see,
there is a very defined leaf right there.
I'm definitely gonna eat leaf, just so you know.
- Yeah. - Oh, wow.
Oh, there's nothing good about this.
It's like I went out to a Fall themed display at Belk
and just started eating it.
- Like a tabletop decoration at a department store?
- Oh, was that a hiccup or a...
- It's a stab.
A leaf stabbed the back of my esophagus.
- You better chew, man.
I don't think it's that bad compared to the Brrr-rrito
or that other stuff I've been yacking on.
- What is wrong with you, man?
- The cinnamon really helps.
- But whole pumpkin seeds are in there.
- Those are good.
- You got a backwards mouth, man.
- The leaf is negligible to me.
I haven't been stabbed.
- Did you really get a leaf?
- Mm-hmm.
- My body doesn't want this.
- I wanna make an argument, but I don't think I'm gonna win.
So will the Fall-urrito burrito?
- [Both] No.
- Even without the leaf.
- Take that evil thing away.
- That's not gonna burrito.
- And bring this.
Yeah. - Oh no.
You're kidding? Are we already at the Off-urrito?
- Yeah, we are.
Oh!
Ugh!
- This is awful in two senses of the word.
A-W-F-U-L and O-F-F-A-L.
Offal is the stuff that they scrape away
from the animal that you typically don't eat.
Some people eat this stuff, but they don't roll it all up
in one burrito like we've done right now.
- [Rhett] Why'd you have to put all the crap
on the outside like this?
- Get rid of that.
- It stinks so bad.
- All right, so this has the offal
of all different types of animals.
Let me list them.
Duck gizzards, cow heart, cow stomach,
chicken heart, chicken liver, pig stomach,
pig tounge, what is that?
You try to write tongue?
- Pig tounge!
- Welcome to Pig Town-ge.
And is there a pig anus down there too?
- No, Link, there's a pig uterus in there.
And it's all been cut up, cooked.
- It looks like the fungirrito.
- You guys, man.
This is so horrible.
Get your plate, man.
(Link gags)
You're not showing signs that you're gonna make it.
When you just turn your head towards the burrito
and it makes you gag, it's gonna get worse
when you begin to try to consume said burrito.
Just so you know.
- You've set a precedent to wrap your home mouth around it.
- I shouldn't have done it.
I shouldn't have done that. - Shouldn't have done that.
- Think of it like something else.
What else could it be?
- All foods are just like-
- All food has been dookie and all dookie has been food.
And all of us are from the stars.
- It's star food.
We're eating the stars.
- It's all stars!
- We're eating the stars.
- Everything is stars.
Everything is stars, and that makes everything okay.
You can eat anything because it's all stars.
- You're an all star.
- That actually helps me.
(Link gags) It actually helps me.
This is just stars, man!
- We're gonna eat some stars.
- [Rhett] Eat stars!
(Link gags)
(crew laughing)
(Link gags)
(crew laughing)
(Rhett gags)
(Rhett laughing) (crew laughing)
I can't eat anything else.
- I'm frozen.
- It's stars!
Stars! I'm talking about stars!
- Stars.
- It's so rubbery.
- We shouldn't be eating these stars.
They should be in the sky.
- The only way they can get into the sky
is if they go through us.
- I think you're getting it confused with the water cycle.
- If we don't eat this, this will never be stars.
(Link gags)
(Rhett gags)
(Link gags)
This ain't stars, man.
It's actually pig uterus.
(Link gags)
(crew laughing)
(Link retching)
(Rhett gagging)
(crew laughing)
(Link whimpering)
- Go ahead, man.
Go without me.
Take it to the moon.
- I got such a large bite though.
- Oh, man, Taco Bell came up with that.
- Stop, man.
(Rhett gagging)
(crew laughing)
- Do it, man! Do it!
Get it down!
Look up to the stars!
(Rhett gagging)
Get him the Baja Blast!
Yes!
Just get a rhythm.
♪ Get rhythm ♪
♪ When you eat some guts ♪
♪ Get rhythm ♪
♪ You know you love it so much ♪
♪ Get rhythm ♪
(Rhett gagging) Come on, come on!
Just swallow a big packet offal.
Come on.
Come on!
Swallow it.
You heard of that band Vomit Launch?
I heard they're coming into town in a few minutes.
(Rhett retching)
Yeah!
World tour 2016.
Raise your arms.
- To the stars.
- [Link] Will it burrito?
- [Both] No!
- And we did it so you don't have to.
- [Both] Thanks for liking, commenting, and subscribing.
You know what time it is.
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We're gonna get the crew to eat some of these burritos
'cause we made more!
We're selling deflated balloons!
- Hey!
Hey, I know you're answering the ad for balloons,
but surprise!
- Little problem!
- You should have come earlier, but you know what?
You're in luck.
'Cause they're travel size!
- Well, they can do it themselves.
- Yeah, you can do it yourself!
- We had this conversation ahead of time,
and you were like, "We need to blow 'em up."
But I was like, "But people might not want 'em blown up."
So I feel like we're just doing,
we're actually doing the right thing now.
- $50 a pop!
Oh, they're not popped.
- Well, you can't pop 'em. - They're deflated.
- We should probably next time,
before we start selling something,
we should have a little sidebar.
It's your first time.
You gotta try the thing that was the worst.
- I heard that.
- And for us that was definitely not the mushroom.