- My thick thighs are the greatest gift
that I could have ever asked for.
But it's hard out here
for a thick girl during summer season.
For two words, chub rub.
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For those of you that are unfamiliar with chub rub,
it's basically when your thighs rub together vigorously
when you walk causing a disgusting
(screaming) irritable, ugh,
chaffing sensation in between your thighs.
It's essentially the agreement
that my mom made with the universe
so I would never show off my legs in shorts.
Thanks mom.
But this summer I'm calling it quit.
I'm going to be trying out different products
every day this week to figure out which one
will finally allow me to say, "No!"
To chub rub.
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I don't know how I feel about this.
Well, it's very light on the skin.
I predict that this'll get old real quick.
You guys I'm in (beeping) love.
I just can't handle how great this is working right now.
Monistat changed the game.
It's the first time that my thighs
had ever touched one another, but they weren't irritated.
They just kind of glided together.
I'm on my way to work right now.
It's hot as sh(beep).
My thighs are starting to sweat.
I knock off a point of a star
because after like two to three hours,
if your thighs are a little sweaty, it starts to wear down.
But it got me through two hours of Salsa,
it didn't get on my clothes,
it wasn't greasy or anything like that.
I give this 4.5 stars.
4.5 out of five.
Killin' it Monistat!
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I'm using the For Her Body Glide Anti-Chaffing
Moisturizing Balm.
I can't say I'm too excited about this
cause the other day when I put it on it was hella sticky.
I'm actually pretty excited about this.
Ooh, I don't know now. (laughs)
Maybe it'll hopefully do the job.
This no good a(beep), lying a(beep),
non-anti-chaffing a(beep) piece of (beep).
It had one job.
My thighs have been so irritated.
I've just kind of been trying to sit all day.
Cause when I walk I want to die.
It makes my thighs feel so sticky and awful.
It was so bad that I actually had to take a break
between days that I was experimenting
because my thighs, especially after cardio bar,
which is just a lot of like inner thigh work.
I went back to the Monistat
because the chaffing hurt so bad
I can like barely walk right now.
I'm just, I'm over it.
I hated it.
(buzzing) It was awful.
I'm done with this. (crowd awing)
I never want to see it again.
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Don't touch me.
Got that extra strength!
Cause I got them extra thick thighs.
I think that this is going to be sh(beep).
I don't know what's worse the smell,
or having ashy looking thighs.
I think I wore it for all of like 20 minutes.
Especially as a black girl,
like my thighs just look like
they have snorted a liter of coke.
I just looked down and I was like, "Eww!" (laughs)
Like, what is my life. (car horn beeping)
It also only worked for like all of 10 minutes too.
It immediately just like my sweat just went through it.
It doesn't make me as mad as the Body Glide though.
Because this isn't even its intended purpose,
so I can't be too (crowd awing)
mad at it.
I think I gave it .5 of a star.
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This is what I've been waiting for.
These are Bandelettes.
And they're these cute, sexy ass, little thigh bands.
I have really high hopes for these.
I want these to work, cause they're so cute.
It has this little adhesive side on it.
So that it helps to stick to your leg.
I think that these were the winner of the week.
They were sexy as hell.
They were really good at absorbing the sweat.
So these also got me through two hours of Salsa dancing.
I will say the one thing that bothered me about it
was that there were times where the adhesive part
on the inside of my thigh would roll up.
And so then the adhesive was rubbing up against my thigh.
But besides that they win on looks.
(applause) They win on sweat absorption.
They win on everything.
These are the real winners right here guys.
Like, if you have these in your arsenal,
you're doing it big.
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