- You might win for like, the sexiest voice ever.
Your voice is so cool.
- Thank you. That was my favorite part,
I never saw it before.
- [Kelly] Oh!
- But I was just supposed to say,
I'm so sorry for your loss,
and then I thought,
I think I should kiss him!
- [Kelly] You added it?
(audience laughing)
- Because, it's Devon Sawa!
Yes, I said, you know what,
(Kelly laughing)
I'm an improvisor, and so I did,
and he didn't object,
and they left it in because, you know,
- [Kelly] Oh my gosh!
at my age I'm usually not the person kissing people unless
- I love it!
- your grandchildren, you kiss them on the head.
- [Kelly] Get in there!
- Yes junior, you're going to grow up to rule the world.
I'm going to tottle off to the grave.
(audience laughing)
- Oh my God, I love that you improvised that!
- Yeah, yes. That's why I love doing Chucky
because I get to be sexy,
I get to kill people. I get,
(all laughing)
I get to do all the fun things.
- Oh my god, I love you so much, and your energy.
Wait, do you know Jeremy? Have you ever met?
- No. Have we ever met?
- I don't think so.
- I don't think we have,
but sometimes I think I've met people
because I've seen them in the movies.
And I'm like, it's Jeremy Renner. Yes, yes!
And then it's like, oh, I don't know him.
But don't worry you, I'm not going to kiss you.
(all laughing)
No, no improvising here on The Kelly Clarkson Show.
- She didn't say kill me. She might kill me.
- Yeah, she might do that one, that's all right.
- There's other things you can do with men
besides kiss them.
- That's right.
- Tiffany, Tiffany likes this just as much as this.
(blows kiss)
(all laughing)
- Oh my god, I love you so much. Wait so, Christmas-
- Chucky sounds terrifying already.
- Chucky, he is awful, but I.
- Are you Chucky?
(Kelly laughing)
- No, I'm, I think Chucky is adorable.
I play Tiffany.
I know you guys haven't seen
all the Chucky movies.
- [Kelly] Oh my god! You've been-
- But in Seed of Chucky, Tiffany went into my body
because she wanted to live Jennifer Tilly's life,
and she is Jennifer Tilly's biggest fan.
So she would be chasing me around, hitting me over the head,
castigating my terrible career choices.
(all laughing)
One of which is apparently doing the Chucky movie.
And so, then she went into my body.
So that was Tiffany in Jennifer Tilly's body.
- [Kelly] Okay.
- She's living Jennifer Tilly's life.
She's living in my fabulous Hollywood mansion.
- That's inception, okay.
- She's shopping with my black Amex.
- Okay.
And, she's, um, having sex with the pool boy,
and then she pays him.
(all laughing)
That's what you have to do when you get to be my age.
- Oh my god!
- [Jen] No freebies anymore.
- I'm so happy right now.
(all laughing)
- I, I love you so much.
Okay wait. So, so wait, so Christmas is a few weeks away.
So are you someone who really gets into gift giving?
- Oh my gosh, I love Christmas so much.
My mom loved Christmas.
It was the happiest time of the year.
We didn't have TV,
- Oh?
- And so my mom used to be an opera singer.
So, you know, she loved to perform. Who doesn't?
And she brought us all together,
(Kelly laughing)
and we became the Tilly Family Sisters,
and we'd sing songs and we'd all have little harmony bits.
Once we were on a local television channel.
I know, I know you have like a 10 minute window for me.
- No, I love you.
- This is a talk show, you're supposed to talk, right.
(audience laughing)
- Or scream or bellow.
I'm shouting everybody down,
(all laughing)
but this is, this is what
- I love you.
(Kelly clapping and all laughing)
I want to put you in my pocket.
- I don't know if he's patting me
or trying to keep me away.
He's like stay on your end of the sofa, sister.
(all laughing)
But, we had a show.
We were on the local show,
- I'm so happy!
- singing Christmas songs and my mom was so excited
because, you know, showbiz baby.
But she couldn't afford to buy us new dresses.
She bought us nightgowns, Christmas nightgowns,
from the Sears Roebuck catalog.
I was mortified. Here's five of us singing on TV,
in flannel nightgowns that cost 3.99 each.
- Oh, this is my idea of a good time.
- And then when it was on TV,
she gathered us all up in the Volkswagen van
because of course we,
no it was actually the Volkswagen bus. It was the 60s.
She gathered us all up,
- [Kelly] I'm glad you cleared it all up.
- took us to the department store,
told the person to change the channel,
and we all watched this show,
because we didn't have a TV,
on the TV in the department store.
And I was mortified.
I'm on TV in my pajamas,
clustered around a free TV in a department store.
At the same time, I was fascinated.
Like, Oh! I'm so fabulous on TV.
I look really good on camera!
(all laughing)
- Cut to you improvising,
and making out with actors on TV.
That's awesome.
- There you go. It's the best job in the world.
- [Kelly] It's been a great ride.
- Yeah, yeah.
- [Kelly] So wait, your show is called Chucky,
as in the super creepy doll.
So, you were in a lot of those movies as well.
- [Jen] Yes, yes.
- Um four uh, three, wait how many movies?
Three movies, and now the television series.
I'm in like four episodes.
- That's awesome.
So wait, did you ever have a creepy doll growing up?
- Oh my gosh.
My mom would go to the,
she would go to the Sally Anne,
and she would get like whatever dolls nobody wanted.
But the creepiest one was when our sister,
Becky, was being born,
she wasn't around, she's busy being born,
so our mom bought a doll for us and its,
I think it's an educational, scientific thing.
Have you ever seen these? You have kids, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay, the whole stomach is hollowed out,
and there's a baby inside the stomach.
And you can pull the baby outside of stomach,
and there's that umbilical cord attached.
If you want, you can bite off the cord,
and eat the placenta. I was like-
- What!?
(all laughing)
- You do not bite off the cord, there's no placenta,
but you disconnect the baby if you want to do.
Because it's sort of like, what is that space odyssey,
you know where he's floating
outside the spaceship with the cord.
(all laughing)
So, you can have the mom, and the cord like a Slinky,
and the baby on the end.
Or you can dis-attach the baby and you can have it go,
Hi Mommy, I liked being born,
and then you go, Oh you did, did you?
And then you stuff it back into the stomach.
(audience laughing)
- Oh my god. That's a creepy doll!
- It is a really creepy doll, it was, but
- It scarred me and I'm 39.
- Oh Kelly, I'm so sorry.
You're my sister's favorite person in the whole world.
- [Kelly] Oh. Aim higher!
- Yeah, she loves, she loves The Voice.
She's like, Oh my God, Kelly Clarkson,
you're going to be on The Kelly Clarkson Show!
She just left town yesterday.
- [Kelly] Oh!
- She considered staying so she could
be in the audience, but you know.
- Well, her loss.