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- Sam 15 wants to know...
- "What do I do if two boys ask me to a dance?"
- Oh. That's tough.
- That's a very nice predicament.
Try and see if they're both willing to share you.
- Pick out one and take the money from the other one.
- (mutters counting rhyme) "You."
And go with him, and that's it.
- Get a comparison chart, write the two names,
and start listing out their qualities.
And whoever you think is better, just take that guy.
- I would lie to one of them saying,
"Oh, my parents won't let me go."
And then choose the one you like best, like the nicer one.
- If one's just jerkier, go with the nicer one.
Or if one's cuter, go with the cuter one.
- You should pick whoever has the best personality.
It's not about looks. It's about personality.
- See who you've known longer, maybe,
because then if you've known them for a longer time,
then you'll be more comfortable to go a dance with them.
- If we go through the real polite thing to do,
you should accept the first one.
- You'll have to say, "Gee, I'm sorry.
I already made a commitment.
And I'm the kind of person
who I follow through with my commitments."
- Have you ever seen a '90s sitcom?
Have you seen that plot point where she says yes to both of them
and then she has to keep running across the gymnasium floor
and dancing with both of them
without either of them ever finding out?
Do that, 'cause it always works.
- Mathilda Krupa asks...
- "How to make 'fetch' happen?" Okay, so what does that mean?
- (whispers) What's "fetch"? What is "fetch"?
- Throw the ball. Ask your dog, "Go fetch."
- If it's a word, like, probably which should be mean like some--
like what some celebrities say so it might get popular.
- Use it as often as possible and make it sound so adorable
that your friends catch on and start saying it too.
- You just have to start saying it around people.
And when they ask you, "What does that even mean?"
then you'll be like, "It means cool."
And they'll be like, "Huh, that's interesting."
- "Fetch" is never going to happen.
- "Fetch"-- that's never gonna happen.
- Fetch just simply can't happen, Gretchen.
- "Fetch" will never ever happen...
Gretchen Wieners.
- You don't make "fetch" happen,
because Regina George said you can't make "fetch" happen.
And Regina George is, like, the queen.
- "Fetch" is never gonna happen!
Stop trying to make "fetch" happen!
No, you know what? I'm leaving! I'm done!
(chair clatters)
- Braidy Jones.
- "What are some good comebacks?"
- I don't know, 'cause nobody goes against me.
I'm the good person inside my school.
- "Pfft. Chh. Pfft. Your... face."
- Are you an orange Starburst? Because I don't like you.
- My favorite one is, "There's a bus leaving in five minutes.
Be under it."
- Just say, "You're just mad
'cause I'm doing me better than you're doing you."
- Try to say things like, "Really? Did you do that?"
or whatever goes with the sentence that came.
- If someone says you're fat, you should be like,
"Yeah, well, I'm fat, but you're ugly.
I could fix fat. You can't fix ugly."
- "Your mom."
That's all I can think of.
- If someone is sassing you,
you should make a comeback like, "Yo' mom!"
- "Yo' mama."
Drop the invisible microphone and walk out.
- Personally, one of my favorites is, "Your mom."
It works in many situations.
"Your hair sucks." "Your mom."
- C.mucke asks...
- "How do I stop being addicted to Netflix?"
- I'm a victim myself, so I'm afraid I don't know.
I'd like for you to advise me how to quit.
- You don't, man. It's--
(voice trembling) There is no cure. There is no--
There's no rehab. You're just--
you're stuck in that lifestyle, man, and I'm so sorry.
- Control yourself no matter what, Netflix or anything else.
- You can go on Netflix
and watch all the shows you do like watching
and finish them so you have no reason to watch Netflix anymore.
- Don't pay your bill.
That'll get rid of it.
- (snickering) Just tell your parents to stop paying for it,
and then that way you won't ever have it.
- I think if you have a Netflix,
you're already in a wee bit too deep.
But you can always just cancel the account.
- Give yourself a limit.
Set up a timer, and when the time is up, go do something else.
- Start dialing it down to maybe two shows a day,
and then that'll go to one show a day.
And then eventually you'll just stop watching it.
- Do not watch it for at least one month.
But if you still are addicted to Netflix,
you have to wait a year.
- Go on cable more or read a book.
Do your homework.
- You can try maybe taking a nap
for the time that you are normally watching Netflix.
- Try to master your splits. Oh yeah.
Start doing some tumbling,
and that'll get your mind off of Netflix.
- The Turtle Kitty Bella asks...
- "If all the girls at my school wear a certain clothing brand,
should I wear the same brand to fit in?"
- We all do it, honey.
That's the reason there are brands on our clothing.
Stick with it. Be part of the group.
- Certain girls at my school always the same brand as well.
But I wear it just because I like like that clothes.
But if you don't like it, don't.
- I think it's fun to maybe
get one piece that everybody's wearing
and then match it with some other things that look really cool.
But your genuine friends are gonna like you
regardless of what you wear.
- Well, if you don't really like that clothing brand,
I don't think you really have to.
Clothing's about expressing your own style.
But if you see other people wearing it and say,
"Hmm, I like that," then you could wear it too.
- You don't need to if you don't want to.
That means if you want to, go ahead. Fit in.
But if you don't, just ignore.
- You should never try to be someone you're not.
So you don't have to fit in.
But if you think that's the best choice, then do it.
- Wear what you think is comfortable.
Whatever that's comfortable with you
is comfortable with, well, you.
- No.
You have to wear something else.
And then everybody will pay attention to you.
- How about starting your own thing and being true to yourself
and having everybody follow through with that than copy you?
- Be your own person. Wear what you want to wear.
- Do not wear the same clothing brand
just 'cause everyone's wearing it. Be your own person.
That's what makes you unique. That's what makes you different.
- Absolutely not! I don't care what they're wearing.
That's what makes you unique.
Wear crazy stuff. So don't try to fit in.
- Thanks for watching this episode of Advice.
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- Bye!
- Bye! This Advice was so fetch.
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