Look at you all don’t you look neat, It’s about to get cringy, hold on to your seat
A wedding of ours wouldn’t be, without a song from us.
You’ve traveled here to see us tie the knot
Others are here just to drink quite a lot We are just happy to share, our special day with you.
We’ve got Uppingham, Westholme and Loughborough We’ve got family and old friends galore
And later, we wanna see you, Going wild, throwing shapes, on the dance floor
You’ve traveled from near, traveled from far
We can’t explain how grateful we are
It’s amazing to see, you wanted to be part of our day
Oh Harry you’re the best You're his fav, don’t tell the rest
It started long ago He loves you more than you’ll know
He will always be so grateful for your friendship
Mac you’re fit and you’re funny Have ten abs on your tummy
You are our bro-in-law Who we simply do adore
Can you please stop being so good You make Jamie look average
Damn all these beautiful boys Don’t they scrub up well
Jamie has some sexy ushers, dashing ushers Can I marry you as well?
And to Jamie’s brother Ash who likes to get out on the lash
Even though he’s settled down He's so fun to be around
And we’re so proud of you For the man you have become
Oh and we just wanna say to our gorgeous Georgie May
You’ve been there from the start We love you with all our heart
And it’s cool that we Have a friend who looks like Tarzan
Damn all these beautiful boys Dont they scrub up well
Jamie has some sexy ushers, handsome ushers Can I marry you as well?
Another turning point, one hell of a ride
Over the years you’ve always stood there by my side
And I’m so grateful for everything you do Especially later when you help me on the loo
It’s something indescribable, so special and so right You are the greatest girls in my life
Thank you Gracie for being one of a kind
And Laura I’m so grateful that our paths aligned
Lauren I’m sorry I didn’t turn out gay
Cos this could have been us, on our wedding day
It’s something indescribable, so special and so right You are the greatest girls in my life
Let’s get down to business To discuss the guys
Whatever they will tell you we guarantee it's lies
So if they try and bend the truth We’ll say we haven’t got a clue
Just know that’s what best men are supposed to do
A boarding house at Uppingham Where you might be surprised
A night of heavy drinking Rossy was hospitalised
He’s known you boys for far too long There’s so much that you’ve been through
That’s why he made best men out of you
They signed up both of us To a marathon out in Stockholm
To try and get our 'wed bods' looking great
We ran so many miles, we hated every second, at least we got to run it with our mates
[My best men] Fifteen years since you met at school
[My best men] You’re always there for my handsome groom
[My best men] He couldn't ask for any better best friends
So please give it up to the best men in the room
To my maid of honour She’s amazing that’s for sure
For two short years you had Mum and Dad Then three became a four
You are my big Sister And I'm your biggest fan
Your heart is full of love and happiness Just like our lovely Gran
Han you look stunning tonight Thank you for all you do
You planned the hen and kept me calm through it all That's the hardest thing to do
Han I’d be lost without you Best friends since we were young
Growing up, I wanted to be just like you. Here’s to Han Ah Chung
Look at my Mum, look how she shines today, in every single way, the mother-of-the-bride
And my Dad, oh how you made me smile, walking down the aisle, the father-of-the-bride
Mum, one things for sure, you taught me all I know, then you watched me go, and get carried away
Dad, you are, such a softie at heart, and you’ve played such a big part, in who I am today.
Thank you, thank you for all you’ve done because we’ve, oh we've had so much fun
And you know, you know I love you so You know I love you so
Hey Baz, don’t know if you knew Everyday Jamie turns more into you
The tech, the filming but I don't care As long as he doesn’t, start losing his hair
Hey Diwy, 'Dank je wel' Because you’ve managed to raise this boy pretty well
He's kind, he's caring, outside and in, and that’s from all the things that you have taught him
So all, let’s just take a pause And raise a glass to my mother and father in law
Thank you for everything that you’ve done I promise I'll take care of your lovely son
We want to thank you, thank you to everybody We want to thank you, we want to thank you
This song is nearly over just one last thing to say You have made our dreams come true by coming today
And I wish I could thank each person individually
Because each and everyone of you out there, means so much to me
So, it’s been cringe and cheesy but what we’ve said is true
We can’t describe, how we both feel inside
It’s been one hell of a ride, and it’s all down to you
We want to thank you. Thank you to everybody
We want to thank you. We want to thank you
We want to thank you.