- Is this going to be the most
uncontroversial thing I've ever done in a video?
Maybe.
- The burgers are better, but are the nuggets?
- It's good, but it's not a nugget.
- It's good but it's not a nugget.
- And we can't do that to the audience.
- We try and be honest.
- Yeah.
(man burps) (both laugh)
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- Today we're going to be ranking chicken nuggets.
- AKA chicken nuggies.
- So we're actually trying something new.
We're going to be trying supermarket nuggets
and fast food nuggets.
Do super market nuggets stack up?
- I can already tell you no.
- Ah, okay.
Let's get ready for a controversial opinion,
number 8,094,020 blah, blah, blah blah.
No, not a fan of chicken nuggets.
- What the hell.
- Nuggets are my favorite.
I know I say every chicken related food is my favorite,
but it is and nuggets are my favorite.
- Yeah, top five foods for me, chicken nuggets.
- We're going to be ranking it
in our new five tier system.
So we got Super God, God, OK, Meh, Nah.
- And at the end, there's only going to be one winner.
Unless there's a draw, then there's going to be two.
Let's try it.
- [Sohan] Is this Macca's?
- [Zeta] This is Macca's.
- [Sohan] It looks like Macca's.
- Are we starting with the best first?
- Yeah.
- Normally when Zeta's producing these videos
she gets some whack sauces, weird combos.
She doesn't get a rag because she doesn't eat this food,
but comes through sweet and sour sauce and chicken nuggets.
- Oh my God that smells just like-
- McDonald's.
- We gotta do a dunk into the sauce.
- A dunk.
- Let's put a dunk. - Let's dunking in there .
- (mumbles) do we have to discuss it?
- And the thing with these is you could
just keep eating them forever.
- And that's what I have like the 10 pack and the 20 packs.
- Hmm.
- This is the Jay Z.
This is the Biggie. This is the blueprint.
- Yeah.
I was going to say it's a prototype of chicken nuggets.
- Yeah.
- Everything should aspire to this.
- Is this going to be the most uncontroversial
thing I've ever done in a video?
Maybe so just remember it,
but I'm going to put these in super God.
- Yeah hell yeah, this is super God for me too 100%.
- So for that, I think obviously super God.
- Hmm super God yeah .
- That should be the title of this video.
Do any other chicken nuggets compete with that?
That's too long , that's bad marketing.
Fire me.
- [Sohan] Okay KFC.
- [Zeta] KFC.
I'm loving that you can see the flavor on here.
- [Sohan] Yeah flavor you can see.
- Yeah it's like shapes.
- KFC nuggets.
I haven't had one since I was a little kid.
- Oh this sweet sour, really packs a punch in smell.
- Are there two camps of nugget lovers?
I've only ever met Macca's nugget lovers.
- Yeah but then there are people that exist
that are like KFC is the OG.
Like which team are you on?
- Which team are you on?
- You tell us.
- It's a very loose skin here.
- But it's kind of KFC-ish. You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
- It's got the KFC signature.
- Yeah signature spices. - Loose skin, vibes.
- Yeah.
- I don't know.
- Some boys get circumcised.
(man laughs)
- I'm really intrigued
'cause you know like KFC chicken,
like fried chicken obviously is iconic.
Like tastes so good.
I want to know if these nuggets are going
to have that same flavor
because if they do, I might just be a convert.
- No, I do love you, McDonald's,
no I'm not with KFC.
(people laugh)
- Let's eat.
- Yeah let's give it a go.
- These are a bit like more sog than the Macca's ones.
- A bit more sog yeah.
- It's a really lacking in the crunch factor.
- Okay.
- Mm it's better without the sauce.
- Uh huh.
- Why is that?
- Because they have flavor.
- Yeah that doesn't need the sauce.
- It doesn't need the sauce.
- Just knock it down a level.
- Just one.
- This is why we have the five tiers.
- Yeah. - You know.
- You've got to have difference.
- Exactly.
- So It's going to be a God tier.
- It's going to be God tier.
- Why are we agreeing?
- I don't know.
I feel very uncomfortable .
- This is weird.
- I'm actually going to have to give that a God tier.
- I'm going God as well.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- That was really good.
- [Girls] Okay.
- [Zeta] Look at these puppies.
- These look crunchy.
- The burgers are better, but are the nuggets?
- This sauce is going to be interesting.
It looks very red.
- I have barbecue plum sauce
because that's what the lady said was good.
- Really? I've got sweet and sour, so.
Okay, let's give it a try.
- They are crunchy.
- Let's try and discuss it by not talking about it.
(men moan)
- Okay. We're going okay.
(people laugh)
- I almost wish now that I put KFC in OK because-
- What?
- Yeah these are going to the same level for me.
- What?
- I think it's a fine nugget.
It's not a brilliant nugget, but it's fine.
So it's an OK.
- It's an OK.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Like fuck it, these are God.
- I honestly prefer the KFC ones to these.
- Interesting.
- So I think I'm going to put these in OK.
- 'Cause I like the crunch of these ones.
- Yeah.
- But I like the flavor of the KFC ones.
I think after this video,
we're going to be able to make like the perfect nugget.
- Grill'd.
- Grill'd. I actually have high hopes.
Also where's the sauce? No sauce?
- No, they didn't come with sauce.
- Interesting.
- I think you could probably do some tomato sauce,
but because they didn't give us sauce,
like you just got to go
with the natural environment. - You just gotta go
with what they give you.
- Oh my God, but look at the salt.
It's covered in salt.
- Yours looks good. These are like mini chicken schnitzels.
- This looks like a potato gem or something.
- This looks like a witch's hat, like Dumbledore's hat.
(woman laughs)
- The sorting hat.
- I'm really excited to try.
I'm going to like do a little.
- Oh give that a sniff. Give that a sniff.
- Mm.
- That's a mini chicken schnitzel.
- Mm that is.
- That is just a miniature (muffled).
- Okay. They are not crunchy.
This is like real chicken, you know?
- Yes. It's like chicken breasts.
- Is it what you want from a nugget though?
- If your eyes were closed, what would you say this is?
- Chicken schnitzel. For sure.
It doesn't taste like a nugget.
- No.
- Chicken schnitzel
Sometimes putting things in boxes.
It's sort of restrictive.
- Yeah, well the whole point of this
is to rank them in boxes.
So we're going to have to rank it eventually.
- Let's put it in another box and this box is it's good,
but it's technically might not be a chicken nugget.
- Yeah agreed.
It's good, but its technically not (laughs)
- Can we add a box that says what I just said.
- Yeah, I agree. I agree.
- Six tier.
- The six tier is good, but it's not a chicken nugget.
- Technically, yeah. Technically.
Yeah.
- [Zeta] Let's do that.
- Agreed.
- Yeah.
- So they made a sixth tier
and they decided-
- It is a mini chicken schnitzel.
- It's a mini chicken schnitzel.
- They're right.
So we're also gonna make sixth tier.
- If we are being honest.
- It's good but it's not a nugget'
- It's good but it's not a nugget.
- It is yeah.
And it's also real chicken and like, you know.
- It would've felt like we were lying to ourselves
and the audience, if we put it in anything else.
- And we can't do that to the audience.
- We try and be honest.
- Yeah (burps).
(people laugh)
- [Zeta] Ingham's. - [Sohan] Ingham's.
- [Zeta] Well they are known for their chicken.
- [Sohan] Are they? - [Zeta] Yeah.
- [Sohan] Great.
- I'm liking the look of it.
You don't like the look of it?
- I'm not a fan of like any chicken product
that's been overly crumbed.
I like the crumbs to all be combined.
I'm like a Tempura about it kind of guy.
You know what I mean? - No I don't.
- And this is just-
- Once again we still got the iconic nuggie shapes here.
- We really do.
There's someone out there like a secret nuggie committee
and they were like,
"these are the only shapes we will accept
chicken nuggets to be."
- Yeah.
- Cheers.
- Cheerio.
- Mm okay.
- That's solid, that is solid.
Don't have it with the tomato sauce.
- No, I'm not going to do that.
Because it'd be worse.
- I'm sorry but I think these fast food places
have some competition.
- But on a scale of super God to, nah,
this is like a meh of a chicken nugget.
- What? No way.
- Yeah.
- I'm going to say God.
It's actually a really solid.
- Whoa.
- 'Cause the texture's super God, flavor's not.
So it's going in OK.
- I think it's OK for me too.
- Stop agreeing with me.
- I know. I feel weird.
- People are going to start to hate me.
- Yeah literally 'cause I'm agreeing with you.
- These are Steggles nuggets.
So another home brand that you can buy
from your supermarket.
- So this is like your classic homemade nug.
Like if you're getting them from like the canteen at school,
did you get nuggets in school?
- No.
- They kind of give me the same vibes,
but these ones look a bit more dense.
- These look flatter. There's are flatter nuggets.
The other ones had a bit of roundness to them.
This is more 2D.
- Yeah.
- I mean they look great. They look crispy again.
The batter is amazing.
- Incredible.
- Crunchy.
- Incredible.
- Oh wow. Okay.
- Are we trying to different foods?
- I think we have different perspectives.
- Moist. Very moist.
- Yeah. The inside is good.
Yeah this does have a bit more flavor.
Only slightly.
- If these were in my freezer,
like I'm acting like a chicken nugget snob,
but I would probably have these in my freezer,
heat them up, I'd eat them.
I'd be so happy, but when we're talking about the scale,
once again, it just doesn't stack up for me.
- I'm going to put this in OK as well.
- I know.
- Once again though, the texture of these
homemade grocery store brands is elite.
- Super good. It's great.
- Elite. - Absolutely fantastic.
Yeah I think this is okay for me too.
- I reckon they're fine. They're fine.
They're good. They hit the spot.
They're not amazing. They're not terrible.
They're OK.
- Honestly it's another meh for me.
- Honestly, yeah. It's a meh.
- [Zotti] Shout to Woolies. I love Woolies.
I'm a big Woolies fan.
- [Tom] Oh love Woolies, one of my top super markets.
- They actually have really good chicken wings.
The chicken wings from Woolies.
- Haven't tried them.
- I love them.
- Okay.
- And they're so cheap.
- And I actually love the frozen food section
in Woolie's, I feel like every time I go there,
I'm like, "there's so many goodies".
- Yeah. They do a lot of goodies.
- I feel like you should try air fry all of them
- I should.
- Because I want to do it,
but I don't want to like buy them and do it.
Like I need you to experiment so I can do it later.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- I need to do it, so you don't have to.
- Yes please.
- Give it a little bit of a crack in between your fingers.
It's got like a nice crunch to it.
Like this, back and forth.
- Oh, I see.
Yeah there's a crunch.
- Yeah.
- Well it's yellow, first of all.
- Yeah. Why is it yellow?
So weird because no natural food is like that.
Except a banana banana or an apple
or a tomato or pineapple.
Okay. Let's move on.
- Right.
- Crunchy exterior.
- Yeah.
- I'm interested to see what's in inside.
- Same, is it going to be good or nah?
- Oh.
- Hmm.
- I think they all the same nugget basically.
- But this tastes, Woolies-
- They're so similar.
- Nah for me this tastes the most like chicken.
- Kind of tastes like a sausage roll (laughs).
It does, it tastes like a sausage roll.
- Oh my God if you close your eyes.
- Like a Servo sausage roll.
- Yeah.
- Like it's fine.
I'd eat it if it was there, but would I choose it?
- No.
- I don't think so.
- Look, that was good.
But once again, I need excellence
or nothing with chicken nuggets.
So that's going to get NAH from me.
I'm sorry Woolies, it's just not it.
- Therefore I'm going to put it in MEH tier.
- Same. I think it has to be MEH.
Again we agree. It's mercury retrograde.
The world is out of balance.
- [Man] Is it?
- I think so.
- No, it's out of retrograde now.
- (gasps) It's out of retrograde now.
Maybe that's what changed me.
- Still out of balance.
- I'm still out of balance.
- I'm going to give it to MEH tier because whatever.
- Yeah. Because whatever.
- (together) What?
(women laugh)
- Of course.
I just want to give a special shout out to KFC
because their nugget is elite.
- Macca's here is your crown.
It's well-deserved, nugget people
around the country, singing your praises
and eat your nuggets.
Let us know in the comments below
what you want us to rank next.
- If you agree or disagree,
let us know in the comments below.
- Also let us know what you think
about new ranking system category.
- Yeah, should we take it.
- And the sixth category.
- Que dramatic music. I'm so sorry Red Rooster.
We wanted to try Red Rooster today.
Unfortunately they don't deliver to our office,
which is completely devastating to all of us.
So we wanted to try the nuggets and put them in
because they're as good as any other nuggets,
but they didn't deliver and we weren't able to get them.
All right, so.
- I tried them before and I reckon they're pretty good.
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