(Somewhere in London)
- [narrator] The end is near.
We are Venom!
(upbeat music)
- [Iron Man] Thor and Hulk, take Thanos.
Strange, let's take Venom.
- [Spider Man] What should I do?
- [Iron Man] You stay and wait for backup.
- [Spider Man] But I am backup
- [Thor] Listen to him, Spider Man.
- [Spider Man] Fine.
(Upbeat music)
(fight)
- [Strange] Yeah.
- [Spider Man] I hate The Avengers!
(Aunt May's House)
- [Spider Man] What are you two doing?
- [Spider Man 2] Oh, we are just making Aunt May some dinner.
- [Aunt May] Peter number one, is that you?
- [Spider Man] Yes, it's me.
- [Aunt May] Oh, Peter, come here and give us a hug.
- [Spider Man] So guys recently,
I've been thinking about quitting avengers.
- [Other 2 Spider Man] I'll take your place!
- [Spider Man] No, no, no, no.
That's not what I mean. Let's fight the Avengers.
- [Spider Man 3] Now that's more like it.
(Avengers HQ)
- [Spider Man] Can I play?
- [Thor] No.
- [Spider Man] Why not?
- [Iron Man] You're terrible at Minecraft
and you are a terrible avenger.
- [Spider Man] I'll show you a terrible Avenger!
(fight)
- [Hulk] Oh, 3 Spider Men.
- [Spider Man] You don't have to be worthy to hold this one, do you?
(Outside)
- [Hulk] Hand stuck!
- [Thor] You guys, you aren't allowed to use my weapons.
Don't see me shooting weird webs around the place.
- [Iron Man] I'm not fighting you Spider Man,
it's not worth my time.
- [Spider Man] Come back here.
(fight)
(Music changing, fight)
- [Thor] A Spider kebab, yum yum.
- [Spider Man 2] We did it, we beat the avengers.
(Spider Man HQ)
- [Spider Man] See. I knew Spider Man was the best Avenger.ng
- [Spider Man 2] Yep. We literally be all of the Avengers.
- [Spider Man 3] I feel like we're forgetting an Avenger.
- [Spider Man] We're not forgetting anyone.
And I mean, anyone.
- [Aunt May] Peters, is my dinner ready?
Peters, I'm starving to death here..