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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[SPLASH]
>>OKAY, EVERYONE!
GUYS, COME HERE.
LET'S ALL GATHER AROUND.
WE GOTTA TALK.
IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS
SINCE THE CRASH,
AND I DON'T THINK A RESCUE TEAM
IS COMING ANYMORE WHICH MEANS,
IT'S UP TO US TO SURVIVE.
BUT THERE IS GOOD NEWS.
WE JUST FOUND ANOTHER SURVIVOR
FROM THE CRASH AND
HE'S THIS FORMER NASA
ENGINEER WHO SPECIALIZES
IN LIKE SCIENTIFIC
DO-IT-YOURSELF GADGETRY.
I THINK IT COULD
REALLY SAVE US.
>>YEAH!
>>YEAH HE'S RIGHT HERE.
HIS NAME IS MARK ROBER.
COME HERE, MARK.
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS
[CLAPPING]
>>HEY, THANKS GUYS.
UM, ANYONE THIRSTY?
>>YEAH!
>>WELL YOU'RE IN LUCK.
DRINK UP.
[COUGHING]
>>ARE YOU CRAZY?
THIS IS SALT WATER!
>>NO, NO, NO,
MY FRIENDS,
THAT IS FRESH WATER
THAT HAS BEEN
MOLECULARLY ALTERED
WITH THIS.
THE OCEAN BLASTER 2000!
I CAN SEE YOU'RE IMPRESSED.
LET ME EXPLAIN HOW IT WORKS.
YOU SEE,
OCEAN'S ARE SALTY DUE TO
DEPOSITS FROM RIVERS AND,
NOT TO BRAG,
BUT WHAT TAKES MOTHER
NATURE THOUSANDS OF YEARS,
THIS BLASTER CAN REPLICATE
IN MILLISECONDS.
[BLAST]
[GASPS]
>>THAT WAS THE LAST
OF OUR FRESH WATER!
>>EMPHASIS ON WAS.
>>PLEASE TELL ME
YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY.
OH!
>>OKAY MARK,
YOU'RE DONE.
ADAM START A FIRE SO WE CAN
AT LEAST STAY WARM TONIGHT.
[SCRATCHING]
>>WHY ISN'T THIS STARTING?
IT'S LIKE THIS WOOD IS
COVERED IN SOME SORT OF -
>>SPECIAL COOLANT?
MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNITE?
HMM?
>>WHY, MARK?
WHY?
>>I THINK YOU MEAN HOW.
YOU SEE,
BY HARNESSING A UNIQUE
COMBINATION OF ALL OF OUR
REMAINING EDIBLE PLANTS,
THIS ISLAND IS NOW COMPLETELY
FLAME RETARDANT.
>>HOW CAN YOU BE SO SMART,
AND YET SO DUMB?!
>>THANK YOU!
I MEAN WE'RE JUST GETTING
STARTED HERE FOLKS.
THIS CONTRAPTION GIVES SHARKS
THE ABILITY TO WALK ON LAND,
GREATLY EXPANDING
THEIR HUNTING RANGE.
>>MARK, NO!
>>AH!
NO!
>>AH!
>>THE WORLD'S
SMALLEST NERF GUN!
>>I'VE ACTUALLY
HEARD ABOUT THIS!
IT'S REALLY POWER-
DID YOU SAY SMALLEST?
>>THE DARTS ARE ACTUALLY
COVERED IN JAGUAR PHEROMONES.
I SUGGEST RUNNING.
[ROAR]
>>AH!
>>A WIFI TOWER!
>>THAT'S LIKE ACTUALLY
SUPER HELPFUL.
>>BUILT JUST WITH PARTS
FROM ALL YOUR GUYS' PHONES.
>>IS THERE ANOTHER
PHONE TO USE, MARK?
[SCREAMS]
>>YOU'RE ALL
HARRY POTTER FANS, RIGHT?
>>YEAH?
>>AN ISLAND INVISIBILITY
CLOAK!
>>WHY?
>>WHY WOULDN'T YOU MAKE IT?
>>NOT LIKE THIS.
>>THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
>>NOT HERE.
>>NOT IN THIS WORLD.
[AIRPLANE HUMMING]
>>MARK!
NO, MARK,
PUT IT AWAY!
>>HELP!
HELP!
NOTHING HERE,
OVER
>>HA HA,
IT WORKED!
>>THAT IS IT!
I SAY WE DONNER PARTY
THIS THING AND EAT MARK!
>>YEAH!
>>WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I HAVEN'T SHOWED YOU GUYS MY
MOST IMPORTANT INVENTION YET.
>>NO!
NO MORE INVENTIONS!
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THAT'S THE LAST OF OUR FOOD!
>>YEAH!
>>RELAX GUYS.
WHAT ONCE WAS FOOD IS NOW THE
COCONUT TELEPORTATION DEVICE.
>>ARE YOU SERIOUS?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT
THING ACTUALLY WORKS?
>>OF COURSE IT WORKS.
THEY ALWAYS WORK.
>>OKAY, TRUE.
>>TRUE.
>>OKAY.
>>AND THE DESTINATION IS SET FOR
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
>>WHAT?
>>WOW.
>>ALRIGHT SO TO MAKE IT WORK,
YOU'RE GONNA PUT BOTH
HALVES TOGETHER.
ON THREE.
>>OKAY!
>>OKAY.
>>ONE, TWO, THREE.
[GASPS]
>>WHAT?
>>IT WORKED.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
THE COCONUTS HAVE
SUCCESSFULLY TELEPORTED!
>>EAT MARK!
[SCREAMING]
>>EAT MARK!
[SCREAMING]
>>HEY, GUYS!
THANK YOU SO
MUCH FOR WATCHING.
WE HAD A GREAT TIME
FILMING WITH MARK.
GO CHECK OUT HIS
CHANNEL WHERE,
UNLIKE HERE,
HE INVENTED THE WORLD'S
LARGEST NERF GUN.
IT'S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD.
>>YEAH.
>>THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>>YEAH,
SORRY ABOUT THE UH,
THE JAGUAR AND SHARKS.
>>I'LL GET OVER IT,
YOU KNOW?
>>YEAH.
IT'LL HEAL.
>>WILL IT? 01:04:24.928,00:00:00.000 >>NOPE.