- Driver's education.
- [Lindsay] If you crash it, it's caught on camera.
- That was a (bleep)ing curb!
(shouting)
Hi, I'm Jazzmyne.
- And I'm Lindsay.
- And we're going to be retaking
our high school driver's test.
I haven't had my license for three years.
I moved out to LA,
didn't have a car,
I didn't have the money to get a car.
I'm 29, it's time to get my driver's license again.
- In high school, the first time
I stepped into a car to drive, I cried.
(laughs) (gasps)
I was terrified of driving!
- Before I had my permit,
my aunt let me drive her around
for like three hours down the highway
while she watched "Friday Night Lights" in the front seat.
- Wait, the only time I've driven with you,
we got in that accident.
(shouts)
(laughing)
- That accident was not my fault.
- No, no, no, no, no,
it was like a hit and run, it was crazy.
- Yeah, and this guy really ran!
(beep)
By the end of this week,
I'm going to see if I can actually pass
the California driver's test.
And we're gonna see if Lindsay
still deserves to be on the road.
- Oop.
- We've been studying for a little bit.
The past couple weeks.
- I don't wanna study!
I took a few practice quizzes,
maybe didn't pass all of them,
but you know, you win some, you lose some.
That doesn't mean I'm a bad driver.
Hopefully Jazz is studying better, though.
Because she has to take her driver's test.
- I'm studying for this test.
And see, normally, I'm chill.
But I'm 29!
If I don't pass this test,
I'm gonna have to come back and pass it again.
I don't know if I want to do all that.
Man.
- [Allsup] Welcome!
Driver's education.
- Love it.
- I will be your teacher,
Principal Allsup.
You know I want what's best for the kids.
I wanna have fun.
But the only way to have fun
is to follow the rules.
What do you see on the road all the time?
- Cars.
- Good.
What else?
- Oh, signs!
- Signs. - Signs.
- When I took driver's ed in high school,
like, it was not hard.
It's all very--
- I thought--
- Common sense stuff.
- But they ask you those questions like,
exactly how many feet away
do you need to be to turn on your turn?
And I'm like, okay, is it five or five and a half?
I don't know.
- It's a hundred feet, half a city block.
- Like sup--
- Just demonstrate like a safe U-turn.
- No one's comin' around and you go, boo--
- Whip that bit.
- Okay, yeah.
Whip that bit.
I'm gonna go through and draw a couple shapes.
What does this represent in signage?
- It represents safety?
All my classmates and friends like did it,
like the end class, like, you know.
'Cause I literally just did the "home taught" one.
So my parents taught me-- - Oh.
- And then I took like, there was like a CD
(modem screeching) that I put in my computer.
- Why?
- I didn't even have to go into the DMV
and drive for someone.
- Interesting.
- (laughing) Shut up.
- What does a diamond represent?
- Aren't those like yield or something?
- No.
- Oh.
- I'm so bad at test taking-- - Yeah.
- Because I overthink everything.
Well, are those crosswalks?
- No.
- Is it railro--
No.
- No. - No, no, no no.
School zone?
- No. - Oh.
Ooh, construction!
- That's Pharrell digging a hole.
I have looked at practice tests online
and I've passed every single one of them.
So I'm not worried.
- Oh, railroad!
- Nope.
- Oh. (snorts) - Yield!
This is your chance.
- What do you mean?
- Isn't it railroad?
- Railroad!
- It's a railroad!
Pop quiz!
- Oop. - Oop.
- California stop, what is it?
- Is that when you don't really stop that much?
- Yeah, that's what you do. (record scratch)
Joyce said it.
Me and Joyce were talking,
and Joyce just said that you stop
like inches from stop signs.
Which I'll have to watch for now.
- Oh my God.
(laughing)
- You pull up, you look left, right, left again.
Proceed.
See, what Lindsay normally does is this--
- Oh my God.
- That is a California stop,
and that is illegal. (gavel clunks)
I think you guys are ready for a practice test.
(deep breathing)
- Okay!
Why are there so many pages?
Is it fill in the blank?
- It's multiple choice.
- Oh, okay. - Oh, whew.
Did you know that the failure rate
for the DMV written exam in California
is 55%?
- No, I did not know that.
- That's a lot.
(tense string music)
(squeak)
(tense string music)
- It's not A or C.
- Hey!
(laughing)
Are you ready?
- No. - I know I did not pass this.
- Mmhmm.
Mmhmm.
- Stop making those noises!
- Mmhmm, you're a hundred percent so far.
- Oh, I should've copied number five then.
I didn't know that one.
- Ooh.
(shouting) - No!
- Well see, here is the good thing.
- Oh.
(laughs) - (bleep).
- Ooh.
- I knew it, it was the (bleep)ing seatbelt one,
I (bleep)ing knew it.
(suspenseful dramatic music)
- You passed with five wrong.
- Oh, we got the same! (ding)
- But five wrong can still lead to an accident.
Next up, you're gonna be actually driving in a real car.
Not a fake car.
On the road.
Study up and I'll see you then.
(laughing)
(funky rock music)
(doors shutting)
(sighs)
- Oh my God. - My God.
- Safety is not a joke.
- Do you have an extra?
Honestly, Lindsay's a pretty good driver.
The only thing she does is gets distracted.
Like, in my favorite time,
we were turning,
Lindsay sat through the whole green light.
Then it got red and she goes, ohp!
(laughing)
- We are now taking the driving exam.
You'll get up to two strikes allowed.
But I will not tell you when you do something wrong.
You can't look off my paper.
(clears throat)
Begin.
- So what you have to do first--
- Oh my God.
- Is make sure everybody is buckled!
- Everybody put their seat belts on.
- Let me check my surroundings.
There's no kids, no children.
- Check that one, check that one,
check everywhere.
- I'm going to turn on the car.
- Mmhmm.
- Oh wait, let me adjust my mirrors too.
- Ooh, good catch.
You will not drive in a loop.
- Turn signal?
(clicking)
- Okay, go, go.
- Jazzmyne did not straighten this out beforehand.
- Please do not blame it on anything.
- Thank you.
Always remember to go right, hey, hey!
- You didn't go! (laughing)
- Hey.
- I'm not used to not driving my own car.
Sitting in the backseat and seeing you drive was terrifying.
If you crash it, it's caught on camera.
- Yeah, I wasn't gonna ca-rash it.
- Always be aware of your surroundings.
Those cones could be anything.
Children, a deer.
- Wow, no turn signals, this is crazy.
- (gasps) Listen, you didn't do it either!
- Please do not argue.
Pull forward and park.
This'll be a compact space.
- Oh wow.
So far, so good.
- Yes.
- Now please back up.
(shrieking)
Okay, good, good.
(laughing)
- A baby in a stroller rolls past.
(baby coos) No origin,
don't know where it came from.
Who the (bleep) lost their kid?
- Hey.
- [Jazzmyne] I am not the one in trouble here!
- Hey, you must avoid it.
- I must avoid it?
Oh, I don't know about this baby.
- [Allsup] Oh, the parent came.
- Ma'am, you should watch that kid!
And then I continued.
It was scary.
- I'm gonna back it up-- - Oh, she's screwing up!
- Oh!
I'm looking.
(click)
- Lindsay was depending on her backup camera too much.
- Listen, it's a good-ass camera.
- Ass-camera, get it?
It's a back--
Anyways. - What?
- Oh my. (laughs)
- Okay. - Into your camera!
(gasps)
Look into your camera!
- Okay.
- [Jazzmyne] Was that a human?
- Remember this is all part of the test,
you must deal with this yourself.
- (laughing) What is this?
- [Jazzmyne] Maybe he saw your horrendous driving.
- I mean, in that situation,
I guess I would've like called an ambulance
and gotten some help,
because why is this man tossing himself behind my car?
That's a psychological problem.
- Yeah, that's terrifying.
You should drag it out of the street first.
It's in the handbook.
- This is not in the handbook!
- [Allsup] Maybe we can give him a ride!
- [Jazzmyne] Should we?
(laughs)
- Do you have some room, Jazz?
- [Jazzmyne] No.
- He's cute. (door shutting)
- And he's wearing your outfit.
After that, we had to parallel park.
- And watch out for this very handsome man.
All stops, turn your wheel all the way to the right.
All the way.
- That's all of it.
These cones were set up very close together,
it looked like.
- [Lindsay] This is so close.
- [Allsup] Mmhmm.
- We are honestly very close to this man.
I don't know, I felt like I parked, but--
- [Lindsay] You're little crooked.
- I don't care.
You had to do it twice.
- I don't know how to decide if it's correct or not.
- I can't decide that for you either.
- [Jazzmyne] Lindsay once said that I did a seven-point turn
and that's what this is feelin' a lot like.
- You know what, Jazzmyne?
- So, up until this point,
you have been driving in a controlled environment.
You will now be going out on an actual road.
- I have never gotten pulled over once.
- Are you shocked?
You're a pretty white girl, right?
- Also a good driver!
- That too, but-- (laughs)
Can I ask that you put on these sunglasses?
- Sure.
- [Lindsay] Caution, pedestrians in area.
- There's actually so many people!
There really are.
- [Lindsay] Oh my God, wait, no, Jazzmyne--
- I'm in the middle of their walkway.
(bumps) - Oh my.
- That was-- - Geez!
- Ohp! - Ohp.
- Ohp.
- (sighs) Okay.
Next test will be the stop sign test.
- We know she struggles with these.
We had to do a stop.
Not a California stop, an actual stop.
Left, right, left again.
- [Allsup] If you pull up at the same time to a stop sign
as another person,
who has the right of way?
- I think it's the person on your right.
- Good. (ding)
Ohp, there's an obstacle here.
- Looks like the movers.
Only none of them were cute.
- [Allsup] And now pull back in the parking lot.
You gotta watch out,
there's gonna be creeps on the road.
(shouting)
Careful!
- That was a (bleep)ing curb!
- Remain calm, remain calm.
- Lindsay ran over the curb.
- I lightly, lightly ran over the curb.
- No.
- All right, where can I go from here?
- It doesn't matter, you failed today.
- (smacks lips) No comment.
- Up until this point,
you've been taking a run of the mill driving test.
- Yes.
- And we both know that you have experience driving,
so we're gonna take this to the next level.
Welcome to the obstacle course.
(groans)
You must weave in between these cones
all the way to the end,
where there is a handsome man awaiting you.
(laughing)
- I get it, we're full grown adults,
so like maybe they needed to step this up a notch.
But it was stepped up like 10 notches.
- To make the stress even higher,
I will be your pregnant wife
that is about to give birth.
I am going to be your five-year-old son.
(laughing)
And he is very hungry.
- Well, if you were five, you'd be in the backseat
in a car seat, right?
- Shut up, mom! - Oh my God!
- [Jazzmyne] All right, just breathe.
- I don't know, I think I'm gonna have the baby!
I wanna get out! - Drink some water,
drink some water.
- I don't want water!
I want some jalapeno poppers!
- [Lindsay] Baby, oh my God, we're so close,
we're so close to it!
- I think my water's breaking.
- It's gonna have to.
- [Lindsay] The cones were a little snug.
- Extremely snug.
I had to skip one.
This is impossible!
- [Allsup] Okay, watch out, the cone's hitting.
(shouting)
Oh no.
- I could handle him being pregnant.
He went off for yours.
- I'm so bored! (shouting)
- Son, do not hit my car.
I realized in that moment that I don't want children.
- [Jazzmyne] See?
- Oh my God! - I gotta pee.
Lemme out.
- I won't, we're not there.
- I wanna get out.
- Hold it in, hold it in! - I wanna get out,
I wanna get out, I wanna get out, I wanna get out!
Oh!
Oh God!
Watch out for the nice man.
He looks he could deliver a baby.
I want some nachos!
Okay, now will you let me do it?
(sighs)
Backwards.
- Wait, what?
- You have to do it in reverse.
- Are you sure?
- Yep.
Mom! - Oh my God.
- Oh my gosh! - Shh.
- I'm so hungry and I have to pee now!
(shouting)
I have to pee now! - Shh.
(shouting)
- Mom, did you just hit a person?
Oh my God, did you just hit a person?
Oh my God!
Oh no! - All right.
- Oh God. - Just deep breaths,
it's okay. (heavy breathing)
In through your nose, out through your mouth.
- Holy, they're gonna make a Netflix special about you!
What am I gonna do?
You're gonna be in jail!
And dad left us! - I can't say--
- I had a moment where I had to like,
move a little cone, but--
Stay calm, just stay calm. - Oh God.
Oh God!
- Just keep breathing. (heavy breathing)
Keep breathing.
- Let me drive, can I drive?
- No!
- Mom!
- You are stupid.
- [Allsup] And that is the end of the test.
(laughing)
- Congratulations, you're havin' a girl!
- What should we name it?
- Lindsay.
(funky upbeat music)
- You ready?
- Yes. - I'm not.
- I didn't think I did, like,
as bad as other people that
could been taking the test that day, but--
- Me? - Yes.
(laughing)
- Okay, Jazzmyne.
You got one strike.
- Ooh!
- [Allsup] During the parallel parking,
where you didn't fully get into the space.
But you still passed.
- Oh, yay! (ding)
- I thought I did fine.
But I also wouldn't be surprised
if I didn't do fine.
- Lindsay, you finished with a total of three strikes.
(record scratch) (gasps)
- I failed the driver's test.
- You really did.
- First one was not checking behind you
and using your backup camera.
- You do need to look both ways.
- For sure.
- I just knew in that circumstance that no one was coming,
but like, you never know.
Hence baby stroller.
Hence--
- [Jazzmyne] Man falling.
- You also had to attempt to parallel park twice,
which was a strike. (shouting)
And you hit a curb going into the lot.
You failed the test. (buzzer)
- Oh!
- I tried to help you, Linds, I really did, but--
- In your own car.
- I'm a human being, I make mistakes.
- (laughs) You sound like a celebrity apologizing.
- I just feel like I have to clarify this
because like all my friends and parents
are gonna be watching this,
and I am a good driver!
(beep)
- So you might wanna, you know,
freshen up on those driving skills.
Catch you all later. - Thank you!
- [Allsup] Mmhmm, see ya!
- Thanks for the good time!
- Remember,
you can have fun
as long as you--
- [Both Women] Follow the rules.
- [Allsup] Follow the rules.
- But now you have to actually have to take
your real California driver's test.
- Yeah.
We are on our way to the DMV!
- Woo!
- How do you feel about being
in such an important time in my life?
- I just feel like I'm really proud of you,
I think you've come a long way,
you've studied so hard for this.
(laughing)
- If I don't pass this test,
I'm gonna be really upset.
I don't even know if I would like, go back retake it.
- You'll be okay.
- I hope so.
- I hope so too,
otherwise this would be a really awkward end to this video--
- (laughs) No shit.
- If you fail.
- What if I get in and I'm done in like 20 minutes?
- Well, hopefully not, 'cause I'm gonna go shopping
while you-- (laughing)
- [Jazzmyne] All right, thanks for the ride!
- All right, good luck!
(shouting)
Look at my baby.
All grown up.
On her way to get her driver's license.
(funky music)
- It's me!
Why is it so soon?
- I don't know.
Did you get it?
- Yeah! (shouting and clapping)
- Well, because you passed,
I got you a cake pop!
- Celebration!
- Yay.
- Having to redo an entire driver's test experience,
I've learned things.
Ever since you and Joyce really got on to me
about California stops--
- Have you been working on that?
- Yeah!
- [Jazzmyne] Oh my gosh, that's great!
- Do you have any tips for the drivers out there?
- [Jazzmyne] Take your time.
That's the biggest thing.
- Oh my God, am I like not gonna be
your like chauffeur anymore?
- No.
- Nice.
All right, what do you guys want us to redo next?
Legal things only.
And nothing too crazy.
- I mean--
- Oh my God.
That curb.
(upbeat funky music)