They say common sense is not so common in these days. And I couldn’t agree more. I don’t know if
technology is to blame for making us all lazier, but some people have become so mentally idle,
they defy the laws of basic logic. I know, we all have our bad days when we can’t think straight,
but these people you’re about to meet got a heaping serving of poetic justice.
We’ve rounded up the 13 Times Dumb People Got What They Deserved!
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Gordon: What are you? Chef: An idiot sandwich.
#13: Breaking Bad for Beer
Intoxication, coupled with the desperation for more booze, pushed this man to his breaking point.
In 2016, this lad from Queensland, Australia was caught on camera breaking into an Aussie
bar at 3AM just so he could get more alcohol! He used a beer keg and hurled
it into the glass three times before finally smashing a hole in the door!
He attempted to go in feet first, but when that didn’t work, he crawled into the hole head on,
not minding all the scratches because a real beer bro has unbreakable skin!
But when the man was finally inside after what seemed like forever… the door swung open.
According to reports, the dude turned himself in to the police soon after,
and offered to pay for any damages. I hope his insurance covers the damages to his brain though.
Stick around because our top 1 pick features a criminal who got a little
too clever for his own good.
#12: Ice Cream Licker
I’m pretty sure Blackpink won’t be happy with this ice cream offender.
Here’s the scoop. A viral video in July 2019 shows this girl inside a Walmart store in Texas,
violating a tub of innocent Blue Bell ice cream by licking it… and returning it to the freezer!
Man: Lick it. Aww, you’re foul. Put it back, put it back.
The viral clip surely left a bad taste in people’s mouths. But honestly,
I don’t know what’s dumber… the act itself or bragging about doing it on social media!
Because of the video, authorities were able to I.D. and arrest the suspect,
who faced a second-degree felony charge. Lucky for the cold-hearted culprit,
she was only 17 at the time, which made her a juvenile under Texas law.
I hope she develops lactose intolerance.
#11: Dawn of the Dumb
In 2018, a Myrtle Beach resident was making cookies in her kitchen when all of sudden,
she heard loud slams on her front door. Little did she know, someone strange was trying to break in….
This drunk teenager straight out of Zombieland!
In his break-in attempt, the brain-dead walking dead accidentally knocked himself out,
which made him fall back onto the porch railing! And just like a flailing inverted turtle,
the dude gets stuck in that awkward position.
Karma is indeed a dish best served cold… knocked out cold that is!
#10: Trash Talk
We all know that the best part of wrestling is all the trash talking that comes with it.
Braun: You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me? I’m gonna kick your butt
until you fall in the lake. And I’m not joking. Because when I’m kidding, I say knock, knock!
However, this next clip is about a literal trash can. But don’t worry, it’s just as stupid!
Three tourist kids in Zurich, Switzerland, thought
it would be funny to climb and hide inside a trash bin. But as soon as they opened the lid,
they quickly realized something was off – their friend Harry wasn’t inside anymore!
Oh my Gosh! (Help! Help!)
Harry, are you ok? Can you breathe Harry?
Turns out, it’s not a trash bin, but a garbage chute!
Fortunately, Harry was saved by the adults,
and made it out of the smelly underbelly with only a few scrapes. I’m not laughing, you are!
John: I will smile from ear to ear for the rest of the evening!
#9: The Overtaker
Sometimes no matter how carefully you drive,
you are still at risk of road accidents no thanks to irresponsible drivers.
Just like this obnoxious car captured in a dashcam,
which is seen violating traffic rules by overtaking despite the double lines.
They must have been in a real hurry because the car tried to overtake once again,
this time counter-flowing into the other lane and nearly crashing against an incoming vehicle!
What do you think happens next? A) The car stops and the driver steps out
B) A police car drives by and gives the driver a ticket
Let’s see. Whoa, wait, what the heck just happened?!?
Someone seriously needs to go back to driving school.
#8: Firestarter Fools We were told as kids never
to play with fire. But growing up doesn’t give us a pass to fool around with flames.
This kid wanted to level up his stair sledding skills by setting his sled on fire. Sadly,
the insurance company wasn’t convinced his trick was #lit.
These pranksters wanted to see what happens when you put a firecracker
inside the trunk of a car. But the explosion was taking longer than they expected.
Did the fuse die down? Was the explosion too weak?
Whoop, there it is.
What they find funny about the entire back of the car blowing up is anybody’s guess.
#7: Sticky Situation
Here’s your daily reminder not to mess with an octopus!
In 2019, this Chinese food vlogger live-streamed herself… eating a live octopus! But it didn’t take
long before the tables turned, and the octopus fought back and latched itself onto her face!
Woman: Ah, I can’t get it off! It’s stuck! Oh my god!
Ugh, you can almost feel the poor influencer’s struggle.
Just imagine if one of those suckers got into her eyeballs! That octopus sure sucks big time!
Woman: Oh no, my skin is broken! I’ll eat it in my next video. My face is disfigured.
Apparently, this vlogger mostly posts videos of her eating and playing with food.
Care for a slice of humble pie?
#6: Man Vs. Wild
In an epic battle between animals and bird-brained humans, who shall prevail?
Round 1: Man vs. Carp
The carps launch into a flying kick, but this man counters with a sucker punch!
Not to be outdone, the school of carps suddenly go on a full-on attack mode!
Round 2: Kid vs. Dog
This pup just wanted to soak up the sun while out on the beach. But his
human wanted to pick a fight. Of course, the pissed canine won’t just take it sitting down,
and he finally took matters into his own paws.
Round 3: Nerd vs. Cat
Because he couldn’t find a proper audience for his less-than-stellar karaoke skills,
this man decided to dis-grace his feline pal with his torturous singing.
And you know you’re that awful when even your pet couldn’t stand your vocal prowess.
#5: Roof Heist
Breaking news: Bozo burglar foiled by his own stupidity!
While most heists take meticulous and careful planning… this thief in Lehigh (LEE-high) Acres,
Florida didn’t even bother to check whether he’d actually fit
inside the roof vent of his target store! If all criminals were this dumb, who needs cops!
Reporter: A burglar’s plan took a turn after breaking in into a Lehigh
Acres business. The county deputy says the suspect ended up getting trapped
in the roof vent. The manager realized someone broke in after the man called out for help.
Tsk, tsk. Danny Ocean is not amused.
Danny: She has-- Rusty: Yeah.
Danny: That means— Rusty: Yeah.
#4: Ferry Free Dive
What do you get when you combine impatience with idiocy? A royal disaster!
In Crimea in September of 2016, while all these cars were patiently waiting for the go signal
as the ferry was mooring, one allegedly intoxicated driver wanted to one-up the
other cars and be the first to disembark. But instead of getting cheers for his fast
and furious hijinks… he got an unexpected car wash after free diving into the sea!
Russian news outlets reported that no one was injured,
and the car was salvaged by emergency divers and rescuers.
Need for speed? More like need for a brain check.
#3: Bad Parking
There’s a special place in hell for drivers who park their cars in the wrong places.
Just like this car in Brazil, that parked in a space reserved for the handicapped.
Thankfully, these group of pranksters are here to make things all right again with the world.
Watch as they shame the illegal parker… with Post-its!
When the driver discovered his vehicle looking like a giant piñata, the cops
couldn’t even bring themselves to help him out! Because, quite honestly… justice was served!
Meanwhile, in a parking lot in Russia, this man has had it with a neighbor who kept on taking
up his parking space. So, he declared war in the most obnoxious way possible.
Using a grinder, the exasperated man chopped off a
part of the neighbor’s car that was blocking his parking space!
And just like that, problem solved, and a lesson was learned the hard way.
#2: Kiki Gone Wrong
In 2018, the Kiki Challenge took the internet by storm,
with a lot of people dancing to Drake’s “In My Feelings” while beside a moving car!
While authorities have been warning millennials about the dangers of bustin’ a move alongside
an actual moving vehicle, some people still insist on accepting the challenge.
Here’s to hoping this next clip will put an end to this crazy dance challenge once and for all.
This sassy lady from Tunisia wanted to nail the Kiki Challenge so bad, she even dropped her purse
in the middle of the road! There, now she can get her groove on without any distraction... uh, oh.
Unfortunately, her neighborhood wasn’t the safest place from thieves.
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#1: Criminal Crybaby
Crying can help you get away with a lot of things. Stealing is not one of them.
In 2014, this Chilean crook’s botc tried to grab a passenger’s purse while his accomplice
held the door open. However, when he failed to get the bag the first time,
he tried to pass it off as a prank -- can you believe this guy?!
But not one to give up so easily, he went at it again,
but this time, the bus driver caught on the attempted robbery and shut the door
quickly! What happened next proves that bus drivers are indeed superheroes in disguise.
He even had the gall to say the woman was his relative!
Man: I have money! Driver: yes?
Man: Please she is my aunt! She’s my aunt Maria!
Man: I am not your aunt.
The embarrassing moment ended with cops arresting the criminal crybaby at the next bus stop.
Thank you for your service, Mr. bus driver!
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