- Oh I forgot, there,
these up here, okay.
- [Mom] Good Job.
- Ahh!
- [Mom] You got two pink ones?
♪ Let the rain fall down ♪
♪ And wake my dreams ♪
♪ Let it wash away ♪
- Good morning, vlog!
Where did we just go?
- I went to play
and mommy went to work out.
- I worked out and Adley played.
- I got a fruit snack.
- I am absolutely sick of this weather.
I am sick of the rain
and sick of the snow and the cold.
I just want it to be hot and warm.
So you can play outside all day.
On a better note,
guess who comes home today?
- Daddy! - [Mom] Daddy!
Should we go pick him up from the airport?
- No I'm hungry
and go to the store and get balloons.
(laughing)
- So I already told her that we might go to the store.
So Shawn was gone on April Fool's
and I do something for him every April Fool's.
I always have a prank for him.
(smooth jazz)
- [Dad] I feel,
what the?
There's bubble pop.
Oh my gosh! (screaming)
Ow!
Who is this?
Is that Adley?
Hi, Adley!
- We got you guys.
- [Dad] Hi (kisses).
- He was gone, so I didn't get to do it.
So I was thinking that me and Adley
could go to the store,
get a poster and some balloons
and do something embarrassing for him at the airport.
(smooth jazz)
- Sci-fi.
Here let's,
I'm gonna buy a toy for me.
- [Mom] Oh, you get a toy.
(crunch)
- So cute.
- [Mom] No, no more animals.
- Mom can you hold my chicken.
- [Mom] Oh yup, we're holding your chicken nuggets, okay.
- Hey we already have chalk.
- [Mom] Oh we should get more
because your chalk probably got ruined in the rain.
- I'll take the green one.
- [Mom] Okay good idea.
- Okay, let's go.
- [Mom] Okay.
- Hmm, what's here?
- [Mom] Should we find stuff for dad?
- Here mom, you go, I'll grab,
I want to grab a new toy.
- [Mom] This is a toy.
- Bro, I'm gonna grab a new toy,
what I've never seen before.
- Oh boy.
Oh, here's our posters for dad.
Should we grab em?
- Mmm-hmm
- [Mom] Okay what color are you getting?
- Pink.
- [Mom] You think a pink one would be good?
Pin and green?
- Nope, just pink.
- [Mom] We need two of them,
pink for you and green for dad.
- How bout we do this green?
- [Mom] No that green doesn't stand out.
Guys, we need this to stand out, huh.
If I can get it with my chicken fingers.
(scary ghost sounds)
Can you hold these two?
- I will hold these.
We forgot markers and balloons.
- [Mom] Here's a marker right here.
- I want to put stickers on. - [Mom] Okay.
- Oh, mom will you hold my stickers?
- [Mom] Yeah.
- Balloons.
- [Mom] Yup, let's go grab some balloons.
- Balloons over here.
- [Mom] Hey you're draggin the posters.
- Woop.
- [Mom] Pick em up
- Bro, I got them.
- [Mom] They're bigger than your body.
Alright, should we pick out some balloons?
- Oh, I want the Minnie one.
- [Mom] Okay we're gonna get a Minnie Mouse.
Okay hold that one. - Minnie.
Okay which one does daddy want?
- [Mom] And daddy will want a...
- He'll loves a space station gaming balloon.
- [Mom] He would want that.
I see a gold one over here.
How about this gold star?
- [Adley] Oooo, okay I'll hold it.
I'll hold it.
- [Mom] Okay, hold that one.
Ooo, what about a heart?
- [Adley] Ooo, yes.
- [Mom] There you go. - Okay.
To the ba-lloons, don't blow away.
- [Mom] Good idea.
- Oh I forgot the, there,
these up here,
- [Mom] Good job.
- Ahh!
You got two pink ones?
Hop in.
We added a 'Congratulations' and a black star.
So we really do have space station gaming.
Hey, that's not your seat!
Go sit over there.
(laughing)
That's not your seat either! Hurry!
Do you got em?
- Mmm-hmm.
- [Mom] Don't let em go.
I'll come buckle you.
- Mmm-hmm.
- We're home.
I can't think of what to write on these signs.
Um, some of the boys gave some awesome ideas.
- Hey congrats, your dance lessons are starting again.
- Congrats on getting out for good behavior.
- Welcome home Shawn.
I missed you,
April Fool's.
- Hey Shawn, Nico wants to say
the tests are in, Nico is yours.
(crickets chirping)
No.
- So I just have to decide which one to do.
But yeah, while I think about that,
I did some cute footage of Nico and Adley yesterday.
Adley was showing off her tricks
and Nico was showing off his tricks too.
Go watch that while I think of
what to say on the sign, bye.
What is goin on over here?
Are you standing?
What are you doing? (baby talking)
Also been climbing the stairs, guys,
not good.
His legs right here, trying to move.
You're not big enough. (baby talking)
No, stop growing, stop growing.
Maybe this is a good thing he's not climbing.
Hi! What are you doing? (baby talking)
Holy crap, you're balancing,
on your own. (baby talking)
- Mom, watch what I can do.
- [Mom] Uh-oh, tumbling tricks.
Watch out, Olive.
Oooo!
- Oooo,
- [Mom] Whoo! On your feet!
Wooo-whoo!
- Oh, I did, I put my hands up and then do this.
- [Mom] Yup you put your hands up
and then you usually fix your hair, huh?
- [Adley] Yup.
- Yeah.
- Whoa (laughs).
- [Mom] Hey. - [Adley] Watch me.
- [Mom] How'd you get on the second level already?
Oh my gosh, I've got my hands full.
- Wooo-whoo!
- Weee!
Welcome back.
Did you guys enjoy that clip of Adley and Nico
doin their tricks?
- Yeah.
- Was it pretty fun?
Got a shower, refreshed.
Now we're gonna make the posters.
- Ah, my balloon.
- That's Adley's balloon.
(upbeat smooth jazz)
First signs done, 'Welcome home daddy'.
You doin some 'A's'?
Good job.
- Should we draw my dad?
- [Mom] Oh yeah, draw your dad on here.
- Has a giant head.
- [Mom] Does he have a giant head? (laughs)
Ooo, that's his body?
- I'll do, draw purple eyes.
- [Mom] Purple eyes?
He has purple eyes?
- Ye...no, pink eyes.
- [Mom] Pink eyes.
- Gross!
- [Mom] Good job, Adley.
That looks great.
- I'm gonna do one more.
- [Mom] Yup, you need another eyeball.
Ooo, that's a big one.
He looks like he's frowning (laughs).
That's good Adley.
Okay now what else does he need?
- I'll do crazy hair.
- [Mom] Oh yeah, he needs hair.
Purple hair!?
(Adley laughs)
- I did his hair.
- [Mom] K, that looks great.
- Oh I wanna do a hat.
- [Mom] Oh yeah, do a hat.
(smooth jazz)
That's a great hat.
Think you get your artistic ability from your dad.
- That doesn't look like my dad.
(Mom laughs)
(smooth jazz)
- [Mom] Are you ready?
- Ummm-mmm.
- [Mom] Your not?
Are you ready, Nico?
You woke up from a really long nap.
Do you like the balloons?
We got a black, gold and a 'Congratulations', huh?
What else do we need to bring?
Posters!
Adley is a mime when she has a sucker in her mouth, huh?
- Yeah.
- Mimes don't talk.
- This is gonna be so good.
I'm so excited.
Shawn has no idea.
When we go pick him up from the airport,
it's usually like 'oh we're in the car, beep beep',
and this time, we are walkin in with signs and a balloon.
He is not gonna know what hit him.
We are bringing a helper
cuz there's no way I can do two kids,
balloons and signs and film all on my own.
So we have a surprise guest coming with us.
- It's Frances!
- [Mom] Hey it was a surprise!
(smooth jazz)
- [Mom] Are you ready?
- Yup.
(smooth jazz)
- I like your sign.
- [Mom] Oh thanks.
(laughing)
(smooth jazz)
- What the?
- [Mom] Welcome home!
- You can't be given (mumbling).
- [Adley] Daddy!
(growling happily)
(mom laughs)
- How are you?
- [Mom] Welcome home!
- That is such a cool sign!
(mom laughs)
- Congrats on your new butt implants?
Is this a prank?
Did you prank me?
- Yes!
- Did you do that?
- Dad, I got you balloons.
- And balloons? - [Mom] We got balloons.
(laughing)
Wow!
Why'd you pick these balloons?
- Cuz I love you.
- Aw, are they space station gaming colors?
And what does mom's sign say?
- [Mom] Welcome home daddy!
- [Dad] Wow, you're pretty cute.
Hi, buddy! - [Mom] Welcome home!
- [Dad] Hi!
- When did you see us?
When you like half way?
- Yeah I was like in the middle of a phone call,
I'm like, uh can I call you back?
I think my family's at the airport.
You're the cutest. - That's so funny.
- [Dad] Thanks guys. - People have loved it, hon.
She's just holding up the sign, smiling
and everyone's like, can I take your picture?
You're so funny.
- [Dad] Well because her sign says,
congrats on your new butt implants.
(laughs) Funny.
- It was a late April Fool's prank,
since you were gone
and I didn't get to get ya,
so, - [Dad] Gotcha.
- Late April Fool's.
You were in on this?
Like I was wondering why you were texting me,
Branston's always late to pick me up,
like hours late and this time he's like an hour early,
like are you here yet, are you here yet?
I was like why is Branston being so responsible?
I'm just kidding.
Mom, we're faster.
- No!
- We're faster!
We win! - [Mom] Yeah!
Okay watch the cars.
- [Dad] And people (laughs).
- [Adley] You can't be on the girls' side.
- Is this the girls' side?
I'm walking on the girls' side of the sidewalk.
- [Adley] Step there's a crack.
- [Dad] Step, step, step.
Are there cars?
- [Mom] Nope. - [Adley] Nope.
- [Dad] Step, step, step.
- [Mom] Stop and look.
- [Dad] Hi.
I had no idea.
I really was so confused that
Branston was so stressed about
when I was gonna get here.
- [Mom] We were standing there for 30 minutes.
- My plane landed,
but the took a really long time to un-board.
I don't think we had a gate, sorry.
- Duck,
duck,
goose.
- Ah!
(laughing)
I'm a goose, I'm a goose, I'm a goose.
I'm a goose. - [Adley] No you're not.
- [Dad] Watch out for goose!
- Gotcha!
- [Adley] Ow.
(laughing)
- [Dad] You just pushed her up the stairs.
What a mean goose.
(laughing)
- [Mom] K, your turn, sit down.
- K.
- [Dad] I'm gonna sit by you. - [Mom] Ready?
Duck,
duck,
goose!
- [Dad] Get her, Nico! Get her!
Push her up the stairs!
(laughing)
- Ohhh!
- [Dad] Good job, buddy.
- You got me, you got me! (baby talking)
- [Dad] Adley, what did I fly in today?
- A airplane.
- [Dad] What does that mean?
- You bring me a surprise.
- [Dad] Do you think I did?
- Yeah (baby talking)
- [Dad] Do you think I did, Nico?
It's a surprise for both of you.
- I think Nico's a,
'I want puffs, I think you brought puffs'.
- [Dad] Is that what he thinks?
So Nico thinks I brought puff.
What do you think I brought?
- I think he brought a toy.
- [Dad] What do you think I brought?
- I think you brought another,
um a treat.
- [Dad] A treat, a toy, or puffs.
Go get my backpack, let's see.
It's over there.
By the door.
Go, go, go.
- [Adley] Yeah. (comic glass shatters)
- [Dad] Did you find it?
- [Adley] Yup.
We, we, we (laughs).
Here dad. - [Dad] Alright.
Where do you think it is?
- [Mom] Start opening pockets.
(baby talking)
- I'll close my eyes.
- Okay - [Dad] Okay,
yeah mom it's a surprise.
Okay, close your eyes.
Nico, close your eyes.
Mom, close your eyes.
Open em!
(gasps)
- Wow! - Whoa!
- [Dad] It's a toy.
There's that airplane
and the car and cones and a truck
and gas, so you can get gas.
You can build your own airport.
(baby talking excitedly)
Oh look, Nico.
- [Mom] Wow!
- [Dad] Here let's give Nico something.
He's freaking out.
He's excited.
Nico, I got you a bus.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.
- Oh I got something. - [Dad] You like that?
- I got a sign. - [Dad] You got a sign?
And another little sign?
What do you think that says?
- Buckle up.
- [Dad] You're smart.
Good job.
- How do you do it?
- [Mom] This one, look, it goes up and down.
Woop-woop, woop-woop.
- [Dad] Whoa, that's cool.
- Can I try?
- Is the runway clear for takeoff?
- Wait where's, where's the sign?
Watch out for planes.
- [Dad] Watch out for planes.
She's so smart! - Okay.
- [Dad] Yeah mom, we have to put a sign,
so people watch out. - Here it comes.
- [Dad] Oh I think we can't do it on the carpet.
I think we have to go on the floor.
- [Mom] Oh.
- [Dad] So the signs stand up.
(airplane sounds)
How's your car?
(baby talking)
You having fun?
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.
- [Mom] Oh, my airplane.
- [Dad] Whoa, the airplane can drive?
And then it can fly.
(flying sounds)
- [Mom] Hopefully it doesn't,
- [Dad] Oh no, it crashed into Adley!
- [Mom] Ahh!
- [Dad] K, should we set up all the signs?
Watch out for airplanes.
- [Mom] This is like an airplane vlog.
- [Dad] I just thought of that.
You guys picked me up from the airport
- We picked you up from the airport.
- And we got a airplane,
and the vlog almost fell off, holy cow.
You guys almost fell off the tripod.
Do you guys realize I've been using
the exact same vlog camera
and the exact same tripod - [Mom] Oh no baby!
for like three and a half years.
I mean I break the camera and get a new one,
but it's always the same camera
and the same tripod.
I use the spendy one, you know.
It's kinda cool, fun fact.
- [Adley] Nico's ruined the condition.
- [Dad] Don't ruin her conditions.
(laughing)
She calls everything conditions lately.
I love it.
She'll like set up her toy
and she be like guys I have these conditions.
Don't ruin them. - What does that even mean?
- [Dad] I don't know.
Where'd she get that word? - I don't know.
- [Dad] Are the conditions ready?
- No, you can be truck.
- [Mom] Oh, okay.
Wait, let me put some luggage in your plane.
Boop, boop, boop.
It says watch out for airplanes,
I will.
No, avoid the cones, avoid the signs.
- Vroom!
- [Dad] Vroom, is it flying?
- Vroom.
- [Dad] Whoa,
Oh now the car can go. - [Mom] Oh I can't drive.
There's the, ah! - [Dad] Oh there's the baby!
Ah! - [Mom] There's a giant baby!
(screaming)
- Nico! I know what we can do.
We'll start a block cage right here.
- [Dad] We can't put him in a cage!
That made him sad.
- No, dad we can.
- [Dad] He just threw his toy.
He doesn't wanna be in a cage.
When Adley's trying to play
and Nico trolls her,
she says maybe we should put him in a cage.
I think that's cuz we do it to the dogs.
- No what she means is she wants to get
the big bench and like block him off somewhere.
- [Dad] Oh yeah we put the bench right there
to block him sometimes.
(crying)
It's okay.
- It's okay, he can play with this one.
- [Mom] Okay. - [Dad] Okay.
- [Adley] Mom this one's our car.
- [Mom] Oh that one's the people one
- [Dad] Okay.
Alright, I think we're gonna end the vlog now.
We're just gonna hang out and play with toys and airplanes
and be home.
It feels good to be home.
Who wants to end the vlog?
Duck,
duck,
goose!
(laughing and screaming)
- Got it!
(upbeat jazz)
- Ah! Ah, the monster is getting us!
(Godzilla yell)