What's goin' on guys?
And you're watching Reaction Time
So today I have a special guest
I'm his gardener
Oh God
This is my friend, uh,
I found him on the street
He asked me for some money and I felt bad for him, so
I decided to give him a haircut, and he's here now
alright so today
we are going to be reacting to some of the dumbest tweets
that we have compiled for you guys
be prepared cus' i think my IQ level dropped about 3 points
we actually feel kinda' bad for them
as always
let's put on our glasses... and...
Where are my glasses? Do I get a pair of cool glasses or something?
Oh shit. (laughs) Hold up.
I wanted some glasses that I could put on.
yo i have these like
yo they're fresh tho'. I'm down.
look like some space jam shit
why is it really dark in here?
tho' like i can't see shit
I'm done peace out guys.
i think he ment abuela
awella
"awella"
"ABUELA!"
WTF
say that again dude
"twitter is my alter eagle"
oh
maybe you meant to say alter ego
but you never know
maybe this guy
maybe twitter is this guys alter eagle
Maybe he has it on an altar, and it's just going
nwap nwap nwaaah
(awkward silence)
oah
maybe he is very american and he's just
"Amurica!"
and thinks that eagles are on altars, and they go
nwaaaaah nwaaaaah
(laughs) What are you saying?
I think my IQ dropped 10 points from reading this
I'm not even kidding!
Wait, I mean Twitter is a bird, so...
- Inception! - illuminati confirmed.
Ooohh!
Oooh! Oooh!
(extreme slow motion) Oooooohhhhh
Twitter is a bird.
And Twitter... is the altar eagle.
It's not the eagle, but it's the alter eagle.
So Twitter is actually...
Yo, I'm...
What the...
Guys, what state is Toronto in?!
I wonder what state Toronto is in!
It's in that state, what's it called, where they play hockey.
It starts with T, I got it on the tip of my tongue.
Tora...
Canada does not start with a T!
Apparently there's 51 states in the United States
And the new one is Canada.
Toronto is in Canada!
What the heck?! How you get that wrong?!
Alright, alright, let's just see it.
Atlanta. A-T-L-A-N-T-A
The answer is in the word!
Let's flip it.
A-T-N-A-L-T-A
You forgot the A.
I know, because I just...
I'm going stupid from these tweets!
"Atnalta"
Atnalta is apparently a new way to say Atlanta.
But honestly, how do you get this wrong, how does...
Ah, this is my bae though.
(quick breaths)
Can't do this!
I can't do this anymore.
Her shirt says "Bon Jour"
heh, I'm out, peace.
Alright.
For those of you that don't understand it, her shirt says "Bon Jour"
What the hell is "Bon Jour"?
- Wait... - I said it right! (Laughs)
Even I said that shit wrong!
"What the hell is bon joi"? It's bon jour.
"toast and tolerance"
Yo, maybe this sentence makes sense.
He has the milk.
He has a toast.
He's lacking the tolerance
to spread on the...
... the toast...
Alright, this person just needs to go back to school.
Or just stay home and not talk to anybody.
No, I think the school doesn't want this person to be in their school.
The school legit doesn't want this person.
I'm pretty sure on the first day of school this kid was like
"Labor Day was for my mother having me in her stomach and going into labor."
Guys, it's... it's not Mothers' Day guys
It's called Labor Day from now on.
Why do they refer to labor and labor
as a woman giving birth, and someone doing work?
I got the best explanation, alright?
Because labor is hard work, and you're working, right?
Nah, she's pushing the baby out her...
No, hear me out, you're working.
So this is a pickaxe
Not everyone uses a pickaxe.
So labor's hard work
But when the girl is in labor, or the woman,
whatever I just said,
is in labor, she's... woah!!
She's waiting for it to come out.
Get it? They're all the same, cuz they're synonym rolls.
What's the synonym for rolls?
These.
Maybe she meant to say ci... som...
I'm already screwing this one up too.
Synonym rolls
wait, did I just say synonym rolls?
Are those synonym glazed?
Thank god he didn't make any antonym rolls
Guys, thank you so much for watching this, hope you enjoyed.
Let me know down in the comments below if you liked this video.
And let me know...
If you wanna see more, like a Part 2
- He interrupted me - Or us reacting to stupid photos
Yo this is my channel bro
- You wanna - Yo chill bro
You're not allowed to be here without proper per... prescrip...
synonym rolls.
We'll see you next time. On Reaction Time.
- Peace! - Peace! Peace!
We messed that one up.