okay ladies and gentlemen it's time now for a little something we call stupid human tricks
very nice people from all over North America visiting us here in the Ed Sullivan Theater
they have little tricks little stunts little activities
please uh do me a favor make our first participant feel at home say hello to Claire Dutra Claire
come on [Applause] [Music] Claire where are you from I'm from Dublin California uh where
is that what part of the state it's in the East Bay East Bay you know we were just in
San Francisco a couple it was my God what a lovely part of the country do you like living
there yes I do I actually live in Chico right now I go to Chico State University well I'd
keep that to yourself
uh yeah we had a great time nice people a beautiful scenery and lovely food all right
uh Claire let's see what are you gonna do for us this evening I'm going to be my own
date [Applause] [Music] if that's what's going on how much of a party school can it be you
know when you think about it how
what you're gonna be your own date
all right Claire he's going to be your own day do you need like music or a drum roller
that'd be great how old a woman are you do mind if I ask I am 22.
22 I'm 49.
oh God and I wonder why I can't see anything
it's gonna be your own date here we go
[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right let's see that and take a look at that
there she is Claire Claire Claire whoa wow look at how cute you are though thank you
very much
how about that well okay ladies and gentlemen here's Johnny has Boone that he has Boone
is here
uh I don't I don't care if you're gonna set fire to your ass or you're still finishing
in second place
there's not much you can do here Johnny I'm sorry you know well I have a uh okay what
are you gonna do is it has Boone Johnny has boobs very well yeah Johnny where are you
from Johnny I'm from I came from San Francisco oh San Francisco as well I want to tell you
again we had a lovely time out there and oh just praying to God you're not your own date
[Applause]
all right Johnny tell the folks what you're going to do here I'm going to surround my
lips around this uh pint drink it while I'm balancing this channel [Laughter]
if you had been first we'd all be going oh my God but you know it's the luck of the drawing
you're you're in the number two slot and nobody cares now you know okay Johnny he's gonna
do something he's gonna put his uh mouth on that and then he's gonna oh Johnny has Moon
ladies and gentlemen here we go Johnny
[Music] well oh
[Music] [Applause] very nice hello motion here we go and a boy thank you Jenny's very
impressive good job sir [Music] [Applause] ladies and gentlemen and that is why they
call him Johnny has Boone [Laughter] a band like in the late 70s Johnny has Boone yeah
Johnny Hates Jazz what was that same thing uh something like that uh our next participant
is a ray mccarrig ray mccarrig ladies and gentlemen say hi Ray Oreo hey Dave nice to
see you sir wow great yeah cut you right here man look at that those are that's a very impressive
assortment of are those those real tattoos real wow well you know right there that's
a pretty good trick you ain't seen nothing where are you from where are you from Ray
San Jose California San Jose California also from Northern California nice to have you
here sir what line of work are you in I work for telecommunication and you look like you're
probably a tough guy in your spare time are you a tough guy no a single parent okay a
single parent and but you could be a tough guy nothing wrong with being a tough guy if
you need to be a tough guy I'm just trying to get out of this I don't know what I'm saying
all right Greg what are you gonna do for us this evening I'm going to put a tarantula
completely in my mouth now see see
all right Ray sure go ahead and blow bubbles and blow bubbles he's tough but sensitive
you see that's insensitive the tough guy a sensitive guy all right and kids kids please
please don't try this at home you know if you want to try this go to a neighbor's house
uh okay ray go right ahead sir blowing bubbles with a tarantula in his mouth here we go stinger
in it and everything well you can you can drop dead right here couldn't you how do you
know how do you know [Applause] be careful I better put on the glasses for this I wish
Claire was coming back
oh my God
what's gonna kill himself [Applause] [Music]
a little champagne music
[Music] [Applause] [Music] oh
are you all right are you all right Grandma Karen ladies [Applause]
how come he doesn't stick he doesn't know better wow very impressive thank you sir nice
job Ray McCarron [Music]
this is what a wimp I am if I was to run out for the show this would be my trick right
here back into this
now it's time for a superhuman bonus trick do me a favor say hello to James Brewster
Thompson James come on out here hi James nice to see you again buddy how you doing hey Lisa
Riggio Riggio nice to see you how are you and uh Cordelia Clancy Cordelia pleasure to
see you and you must be Hutch all right sir what are you guys going to do here this evening
well I'm a jump rope with uh all three of my dogs don't play bass you're gonna jump
rope while your friends hang on you yeah all right what can I do for you oh you gotta hand
me the road as soon as I get everybody another thing I can handle hand me the handles all
right both hands make sure the Rope is not twin is that it just like that okay I can
do that all right okay all right here we go anybody need a boost up there goes Hut all
right hey Biff hey are you gonna hop on there Biff talk about a quadruple take all right
here we are and now we okay [Music] who gets who gets these all right where are your hands
James I can't where where are you okay wait a minute
there you go all set all right
here hold on hold on wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute we got
it hooked up there on your thing okay all right all right now all right here we go [Music]
[Applause] okay you got a thing here this is a problem it gets hooked up on the thing
yeah you got a deal all right all right yeah whatever you do don't hurt me that's the key
to the successful trick all right let's you're gonna try it again all right I think you understand
now why this is in the bonus position don't you it's just that compelling isn't it it
just that magnetizing it's just that hypnotic here we go James
[Applause] thank you you all right all right thank you very much there they go bye-bye
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