From popping pimples with toes to trying to steal a bunch of sex toys, the Planet Dolan
Crew re-enacts some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the craziest things
our girlfriends have done.
I’m Danger dolan, and today, I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by Uzumaki1 Tolop One day while Tolop and Spincess were hanging
out watching anime, Tolop's ex – who had previously cheated on him – knocked at Tolop's
door.
Tolop answered it and before he could say anything, Spincess looked at her and said,
"YOU'RE the bitch!"
Spincess grabbed her by her hair, dragged her to the grass, and started to beat the
crap out of her.
Then Spincess came back inside and took a shower.
Tolop hasn't seen his ex since.
Number 9 was Submitted by lordbitememan Hellbent In high school, Hellbent was dating a girl
in his history class.
She was particularly bored one day, and told and annoying kid sitting in front of her that
she was going to spit on him.
Everyone assumed she was just saying it to mess with him.
But then she full on spit right onto the back of the guy's head.
It actually made a splat sound when it hit.
The guy turned around and hit her right after.
The teacher just sort of looked, paused, and resumed his lecture.
That day, everyone learned not to doubt her when she said she was going to do something.
Number 8 was Submitted by FlashSentry22 Cid Cid and his girlfriend were having a dare
competition, and kept increasing their dares to crazier and crazier things.
Eventually, Cid dared her to jump in a fountain at the mall.
She said she would do it the next day, but Cid didn't actually believe her.
She actually showed up in a swimsuit at the mall the next day and jumped in!
She was arrested for the incident.
Cid was banned for 6 months and his girlfriend ended up getting banned for a year.
Number 7 was Submitted by ReneAnd Civil Spider In college, Civil Spider dated a girl who
was very much into yoga, and was very flexible.
Once, Civil Spider went over to her dorm room, and saw her popping pimples on her back.
That would have been pretty gross already, but she was doing it with her bare feet, by
squeezing the pimples between her big toes.
Number 6 was Submitted by 3bros_Iios SpinalPalm On SpinalPalm's third date with his girlfriend
Princess Proton, he went to her house.
While they were watching a movie, her ex started texting her, telling her he still loved her
and wanted her back.
She texted back, "Hey, this is Princess Proton's boyfriend, what's up?"
The she handed the tablet to SpinalPalm to talk all the crap he wanted and even let him
go as far as to arrange a fight.
Neither of them heard from him again.
Number 5 was Submitted by StephenVenture Grgak
One time, when Grgak and Melon were at Walmart checking out the new Nintendo games, Melon
grabbed a book from the shelf nearby.
She flipped a picture of Dark Pit from Smash Bros for Wii U, pretending to read it before
shoving it in Grgak's face and giving him a big hug and kiss.
Some random guy from behind them shouted from halfway down the aisle, "You kids are disgusting,
go get a freaking life!"
So Melon found the Pikachu page, jumped over the counter, shoved it in his face, said,
"Pika Pika motherfucker," and kicked him straight in the balls.
The guy fell over crying, kicking the shelves and spinning in circles.
Number 4 was Submitted by QUIN__ Nixxiom Nixxiom and his girlfriend were hanging out
at her house when it started to snow for about the 20th time that winter.
There were already 2-3 feet of snow, and it was piling up.
They were cuddled up under a blanket, drinking hot chocolate, watching the snow fall, trying
to be a romantic couple.
But that didn't last for long, because she randomly got up, gave Nixxiom her mug, and
said, "Wait here and watch this."
She stripped down into her bra and panties, ran out and did a cannonball into the snow.
Then she wanted Nixxiom to do the same thing.
After a minute of her begging, Nixxiom joined her in the snow, both of them
in their underwear.
Number 3 was Submitted by anonymous Snewpee Snewpee was dating a girl in high school,
who she went to the mall with.
She ended up on the back wall of a Spencer's – the one with the plethora of sex toys
and silly sex themed stuff.
Snewpee decided to browse the t-shirts and jewelry across from the “novelty” items,
until she heard some yelling coming from behind her.
To Snewpee's horror, her girlfriend stood there with a spiky bra on over her clothes,
a pair of fake breasts draped over her arm, and dildos stuffed into the bra, her pockets,
and some in her hands.
Apparently she had been trying to gauge the sizes and pulled the "merchandise” out of
the boxes to see if some of them would fit.
She had a total of 5 dildos on her.
Her excuse was that she didn't have a shopping basket, so where ELSE was she going to put
all those clothes and dildos?
Red-faced from embarrassment and anger, Snewpee had to help remove everything from her as
the cashier assumed she was stealing.
She quickly dragged her girlfriend from the store, but she got angry and told Snewpee
she was overreacting.
To top it all off, once they got back to her car, she pulled a small vibrator out of her
pants that she had not paid for, and asked to try it out on Snewpee.
IN THE MALL PARKING LOT.
Snewpee demanded to go home, and she broke up with her girlfriend a few days later.
Number 2 was Submitted by dsp4774 Legna When Legna was younger, he dated a really
cute girl.
He called her his little raccoon because of the way her hair framed her face.
Legna was at her house one day, just hanging out and listening to music, and he started
getting hungry.
So he asked her if she had anything they could snack on, and she went to the cabinet in the
kitchen to get a box of Swiss Cake Rolls.
They each grabbed a package of two and started eating them.
Between bites, she asked Legna if he wanted to see a trick.
She then proceeded to put an entire roll into her mouth, chewed it up a bit, and then slowly
spit it back into her hands.
Staring with her jaw dropped, Legna wondered, “What...what...where is this going?”
It turns out where it was going was BACK IN HER MOUTH.
Legna laughed a little, nervously, and ever since then he always responds with a resounding
"NO" when someone asks if he wants to see a trick.
Number 1 – What’s the craziest thing
your girlfriend did?