Welcome back.
I hope ya having a lovely day at work,
If you’re a human that does that whole
"Work thing."
OH! Where’d she go?
She’s been transported to another dimension.
A dimension called DF-18.
Get it?
Yeah, nah, yeah there she is.
20 years has passed.
She’s like
“You don’t know the shit I’ve seen.”
I bet she saw lots and lots and lots of
CHAOS!
In her inter-dimensional travels.
Actually, this isn’t
bloody
inter-dimensional.
It’s just India
Mucking around.
It’s a humble elevator.
Ground floor: ya favourite café.
Lower level:
Destination F#%KED.
You may not have planned to go there,
But may as well enjoy it.
I’m in a summer mood as the weather heats up in Australia.
There’s nothing better than a crisp bellyflop
On a hot day.
3, 2, 1.
Nothing but tummy!
BUGGER.
ME.
Let’s see if this emerging athlete can do better.
Big run up,
A bit of parkour,
Terrible execution!
Nothing but back!
Don’t jump off bridges.
Third time lucky.
Come on, Adrian!
Yeah, naaah not even close.
Don’t jump off rocks.
[Man on Boat] "You got it, Maria'
[People on boat] "Oh my god!"
Maria never had that.
She never had that at all.
At least she won’t get water in her nose.
Think of the positives.
[Ozzy Man Keychain] NO WAY DON’T DO IT
[Ozzy Man Keychain] It's a dodgy idea
[Ozzy Man Keychain] You know what it sounds like?
[Ozzy Man Keychain] It sounds like a one-way
[Ozzy Man Keychain] All expenses paid
[Ozzy Man Keychain] Business class trip
[Ozzy Man Keychain] To Destination F#$ked!
[Ozzy Man Keychain] Ya dickhead.
*Phone ringing*
You know you want it.
Who is calling me?
Man I get grumpy when the phone rings.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Presenting Ian.
He’s had a few mid-strength beers and a steak sandwich
Before having a go at wakeboarding.
Aw look at that. One hand.
He is mastering this sport.
WOAH!
DONK!
There goes his head.
His mate is either laughing hard
Or suddenly making a nature documentary about ants.
Where is he?
There he is!
He’s okay.
Remember parties?
This bloke is not used to them anymore.
It will take a while
After a pandemic to collectively
And individually
Find our legs.
Meanwhile, at the trampoline park.
You got this,
You got this.
BAM.
10 outta 10.
Total failure.
God, this fucken game.
This gives me instant anxiety.
GONE.
Augh, Eliminated.
In 2021, this game is fair dinkum dead set
NOT a laughing matter.
Why is she laughing!?
Stop it!
Stop it - Look at this bloke
Re-entering Earth’s atmosphere
And landing
Straight
in Destination F#%KED!
NASA is gonna have to send one of them crews
To retrieve him
In a little pod.
I dunno if they have a map
Of Destination F’d.
Gee whiz, his mate loves it.
Mate #2 is like “FFS"
"Clean yourself up. You’ve literally hit"
"Rock bottom."
Thumbs up?
Yeah, he’s alright.
Back to the top. Try again.
Overall,
When ya see a racehorse running on a road without a jockey
Ya know we don’t have much time left
On this planet.
What.
The actual.
FUCK.
How ya goin' ya big bloody beautiful bastards
Here's me face!
Please do keep sending me videos
That you've shot yaself
Almost half of this compilation was made up
With videos that you guys fucken sent me
And it helps
A shit tonne!
To be honest with ya
I was previously saying
"Aw yeah we'll watch them, if we like it we'll reach out"
"With an agreement, and maybe give ya some beer money"
That's bloody hard, to be honest
When you send in like, a thousand
Or two thousand
So!
I do hope that is of some value to you!
If you're looking to buy stuff from the merch store in future
And I need to offer some value
Because I want agreements to be legally binding
The minute you submit
So you sign a little bloody DocuSign at the end of the submissions form
And you give me the rights to use your video
Exclusively or non-exclusively
Exclusively can help more because I've got a bit of a bigger
Vision for Ozzy Man's
Video Licensing
Which is another channel you can subscribe to as well
Ozzy Man's Video Licensing
Go click subscribe
On that
And I want content creators
OTHER content creators
To be able to use the shit I build in a library
Without fear
Without fear of fucken copyright takedowns
And redirecting
All the revenue via claims and shit
This is a big rant
There's no way to talk about it
In a quick manner, but anyway!
Send me ya shit in, please
Cya, bye, bye bye bye bye